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Innocents Abroad

Innocents Abroad

by Mark Twain

About this book

Writer/entertainer Garrison Keillor (A Prairie Home Companion) on “The Innocents Abroad”: “…one of the best selling travel books of all time.” (The Writer’s Almanac, June 8, 2012)

When you dive into Mark Twain’s (Samuel Clemens’) The Innocents Abroad, you have to be ready to learn more about the unadorned, ungilded reality of 19th century “touring” than you might think you want to learn. This is a tough, literary journey. It was tough for Twain and his fellow “pilgrims”, both religious and otherwise. They set out, on a June day in 1867, to visit major tourist sites in Europe and the near east, including Greece, Turkey, Lebanon, Syria, “the Holy Land”, and Egypt. What Twain records, in often humorous, sometimes grotesque but always fascinating detail, are the day-to-day ups and downs of discovering the truth about people and places. The truths they learn are often far different than their education and rumor have made them preconceive.

This is a voyage of discovery. It’s long and, in places, tiresome. But it’s revelatory about so much. As with some of his other works, Twain includes popular prejudices of his time, which are today considered socially unacceptable. His references to “Indians”, “Negroes” and “infidels” come to mind.

Beyond the lows, though, there are the highs of Twain’s cutting wit and insight as he guides us along the bumpy and often dangerous voyage.

No need to buckle up. Just take it slow, and steady…like the journey itself. (Summary by John Greenman)

Chapters

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  1. 1Chapter 118:22 · read by John Greenman
  2. 2Chapters 2-317:02 · read by John Greenman
  3. 3Chapters 4-529:53 · read by John Greenman
  4. 4Chapters 6-738:52 · read by John Greenman
  5. 5Chapters 8-924:27 · read by John Greenman
  6. 6Chapters 10-1126:34 · read by John Greenman
  7. 7Chapters 12-1343:07 · read by John Greenman
  8. 8Chapters 14-1540:28 · read by John Greenman
  9. 9Chapters 16-1730:52 · read by John Greenman
  10. 10Chapters 18-1947:14 · read by John Greenman
  11. 11Chapters 20-2130:26 · read by John Greenman
  12. 12Chapter 2222:21 · read by John Greenman
  13. 13Chapter 2327:20 · read by John Greenman
  14. 14Chapter 2419:48 · read by John Greenman
  15. 15Chapter 2519:47 · read by John Greenman
  16. 16Chapter 2639:05 · read by John Greenman
  17. 17Chapter 2725:40 · read by John Greenman
  18. 18Chapter 2819:02 · read by John Greenman
  19. 19Chapters 29-3032:30 · read by John Greenman
  20. 20Chapter 3118:42 · read by John Greenman
  21. 21Chapter 3229:20 · read by John Greenman
  22. 22Chapter 3323:26 · read by John Greenman
  23. 23Chapter 3427:22 · read by John Greenman
  24. 24Chapter 3511:16 · read by John Greenman
  25. 25Chapter 36-3731:05 · read by John Greenman
  26. 26Chapter 3817:43 · read by John Greenman
  27. 27Chapter 3910:04 · read by John Greenman
  28. 28Chapter 4020:17 · read by John Greenman
  29. 29Chapter 4114:31 · read by John Greenman
  30. 30Chapter 4212:28 · read by John Greenman
  31. 31Chapter 4313:30 · read by John Greenman
  32. 32Chapter 4423:27 · read by John Greenman
  33. 33Chapter 4526:31 · read by John Greenman
  34. 34Chapter 4618:29 · read by John Greenman
  35. 35Chapter 4728:04 · read by John Greenman
  36. 36Chapter 4823:09 · read by John Greenman
  37. 37Chapter 4921:35 · read by John Greenman
  38. 38Chapter 5021:45 · read by John Greenman
  39. 39Chapter 5128:19 · read by John Greenman
  40. 40Chapter 5213:35 · read by John Greenman
  41. 41Chapter 5332:22 · read by John Greenman
  42. 42Chapter 5423:43 · read by John Greenman
  43. 43Chapter 5536:34 · read by John Greenman
  44. 44Chapter 569:53 · read by John Greenman
  45. 45Chapter 5717:24 · read by John Greenman
  46. 46Chapter 5831:52 · read by John Greenman
  47. 47Chapters 59-6014:03 · read by John Greenman
  48. 48Chapter 61 & Conclusion22:59 · read by John Greenman

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