About this podcast
Abandon Script — the podcast where three middle-aged guys, a few drinks deep, sit down and hash out the movie they just watched... whether they remember it all or not!
Expect bold opinions, bad impressions, questionable facts... and a lot of passionate yelling over each other. They’re not film critics. Most of the time they’re barely coherent! But they have alot of feelings and you’re gonna hear about 'em!
So grab a drink, lower your expectations, and join us at the bar — it’s time to Abandon Script!
Episodes
- And Tits... · 1 h 1 min · Season 2 Episode 4This episode finds the trio taking a deep, slightly panicked breath with The King's Speech, where Colin Firth (not Farrell!) heroically battles the greatest villain of all…
- Sparks In Spaaaaace! · 1 h 11 min · Season 2 Episode 3This episode sees the trio boldly going back to Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, where grudges are nursed for decades and shouting “Khaaan!” counts as a strategy! Our three…
- Ep2. The Last... Will & Testament of James Gandolfini....? · 54 min · Season 2 Episode 2This episode finds the trio saluting their way through The Last Castle, where Robert Redford and James Gandolfini glare at each other so intensely you’d think eye contact was a…
- Raw Doggin' · 1 h 5 min · Season 2 Episode 1This episode sees the trio venture into the Scottish Highlands with Dog Soldiers, the snarling cult favourite that asks the important question: What if a military training…
- Ep 4. You Done Hurt My Dick Hand · 52 min · Season 1 Episode 4This episode sees the trio dial up the suspense with Phone Booth, the taut thriller that proves a ringing phone can ruin your day. Our three middle-aged amateurs attempt to stay…
- Ep 5. Denzel Is Our Secret Sponsor · 43 min · Season 1 Episode 5The trio takes on The Negotiator, where Samuel L. Jackson and Kevin Spacey face off in a hostage thriller full of double-crosses, tense phone calls, and enough shouting to rattle…
- Ep 6. Hawking For Game · 39 min · Season 1 Episode 6This episode see the gang crack open the chaotic treasure chest that is Hudson Hawk. With Bruce Willis juggling cat burglars, cappuccinos, and a plot that feels like it was…
- Ep 7. Hans Free · 42 min · Season 1 Episode 7Buckle up as the trio boards Air Force One, the Harrison Ford action classic where the President himself throws punches and barks orders like an action hero-in-chief. Our three…
- Ep 8. You Can't Hear Jimi! · 58 min · Season 1 Episode 8The crew hits the blacktop with White Men Can’t Jump; the early ’90s hoops comedy where trash talk is just as important as scoring points. Our three middle-aged amateurs…
- Ep 9. The Hills Are Alive... With The Sound Of Axel F. · 53 min · Season 1 Episode 9Two thirds of the podcasting trio crank up the synth soundtrack for Beverly Hills Cop, where Eddie Murphy’s fast-talking Axel Foley takes Detroit street smarts to the land of…
- Ep 10. No Clones Where Harmed In The Making Of This Podcast · 33 min · Season 1 Episode 10The trio pulls back the curtain on The Prestige, Nolan’s mind-bending tale of rival magicians, obsession, and secrets that will make you question everything—even your own memory…
- Ep 11. Scarlet Ripples · 24 min · Season 1 Episode 11The trio dives deep into Crimson Tide, the high-stakes submarine thriller where Denzel Washington and Gene Hackman fight over nuclear codes—and, apparently, who can yell the…
- Ep 12. Miami In The 90s · 45 min · Season 1 Episode 12The trio locks and loads for The Specialist, the ’90s action-thriller where Sylvester Stallone and Sharon Stone take revenge, dodge bullets, and deliver questionable one-liners…
- Ep 3. Death By Stereo · 29 min · Season 1 Episode 3The gang sinks their teeth into Joel Schumacher’s The Lost Boys, a neon-soaked trip back to the ‘80s where vampires wear leather jackets and the soundtrack slaps almost as hard…
- Ep 2. The Drunk Knight · 49 min · Season 1 Episode 2The trio of middle-aged amateur reviewers suit up for Gotham as they tackle Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight. Between Christian Bale’s gravelly growl, Heath Ledger’s legendary…
- Ep 1. We're Too Old For This Sh!t · 40 min · Season 1 Episode 1Three middle-aged movie buffs take a trip back to 1987 as they revisit Lethal Weapon. With more enthusiasm than expertise, they dive into Mel Gibson’s wild-eyed energy, Danny…
