About this podcast
Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson's podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. It's not really about football, d'you know what I mean? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
The newest 20 of 235 episodes
- The Safety First Collection Vol. 1 · 33 minA compilation of safety-related messages sent by Mickey Dixon/Nixon etc between August 2023 and October 2024. (originally issued to Club Parsnips members on 19/12/25) Hosted on…
- The Slaughters Collection Vol. 3 · 31 minA compilation of Bob’s visits to the Ally Pally meat restaurant from episodes 112 to 117 (and some Parsnips episodes in between). (First issued to Club Parsnips members in…
- Boiled Parsnips 57: Kettles · 38 minA head injury, country music, safety, a Littlepod, kettles, Farke and Bamford visit Peter, and a crow story. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 1/12/25…
- The Beardsley Collection Vol. 6 · 41 minHere’s a compilation of Peter’s efforts between June and December 2021, including some of his world class rapping. (Originally released to Club Parsnips members in October 2025)…
- Boiled Parsnips 56: Gold Card Renewal · 38 minScary stuff, country music, Lawro at Talksport, Memory Man, Dyche returns, a quiz, and a new visitor to Slaughters. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 31/10/25…
- Boiled Parsnips 55: Sons · 34 minFootball, a song, names, topics, another Sorrento tale, pig Guru, a Martin visit, and telly ideas. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 28/7/25…
- Boiled Parsnips 54: Medico · 40 minGlastonbury, John Cooper Sunshine, beach safety, a disrupted eye test, a Sorrento holiday, and Coogan meets Mick. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 28/6/25…
- The Talksport Collection Vol. 2 · 22 minA compilation of tapes, mp3s and WAVs acquired by Bob between November 2021 and April 2024. (Originally released to Club Parsnips members in June 2025) Hosted on Acast. See…
- Boiled Parsnips 53: Cupboard Dogs · 35 minNames, topics, a tale from Scotland, questions, Hodgson, Martin meets Farke, and vegetarian waiter ASMR. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 30/5/25…
- Boiled Parsnips 52: Lemon Drivel · 42 minSafety first, a QR game, Crime Files, a dog-based Littlepod, a visit to an old friend, and some children's pastimes. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 24/4/25…
- The Crime Files Collection Vol. 4 · 33 minA compilation of tales from Neil Hunt’s nonsense pottery from February 2022 to March 2023. (Originally released to Club Parsnips subscribers on 27th Feb 2025) Hosted on Acast…
- Boiled Parsnips 51: The Power Of Nine · 35 minNumbers, Ferry, a quiz, chicken in a hot car, a pie quest, a piano engine, Crime Files, and more. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 8/3/25…
- Boiled Parsnips 50: General Purpose Powder · 37 minSafety tips with Mickey, ground poppadoms, a zoo visit, a BMLC function, a quiz, and an allergies song. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 16/2/25…
- The Littlewood Collection Vol. 2 · 31 minPlease enjoy the progress and growth of Dominic Littlewood in his appearances from May 2021 to Feb 2023. (Originally released via Club Parsnips in January 2025…
- Boiled Parsnips 49: Missed Spoon Opportunity · 36 minCountry music, gift talk, an Ally Pally visit, ding dong, a llama meeting, and some interesting topics. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 1/1/25…
- Boiled Parsnips 48: Ladder Parties · 29 minMusical fun, shunned topics, a new quiz, Peter encounters Martin, soccer secrecy, and nursery rhymes. (Originally released via Club Parsnips in October 2024) Hosted on Acast…
- The Geordie Heat Collection Vol. 3 · 44 minA dollop of Tyne-based crime reality from between July and November of 2022 (First released to Club Parsnips members in July 2024) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for…
- Boiled Parsnips 47: Norwegian Tasting · 31 minSafety, memory renewal, a quiz, Gangs of the EPL, a door, Ding Dong, and access aggravation. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 5/10/24…
- The McClaren Collection Vol. 4 · 45 minSteve and Casper’s antics and adventures (and singing) from episode 85 to 116. (Previously issued via Club Parsnips on Patreon and Apple Subscriptions in Feb 2024) Hosted on…
- Boiled Parsnips 46 And A Half: Cool Petrol Guy · 30 minParsnippers questions, quizzing, singing, that sort of thing. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 17/9/24 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince) Hosted on Acast. See…
