About this podcast
Come get unqualified solutions to your problems. The answers really are not good but they are definitely funny. Brought to you by Simmi and Ross
Episodes
The newest 20 of 31 episodes
- AI is out of control and Influencers NEED to be stopped. · 29 minAI is getting out of control! What would you do if you were a guy and your gay best friend made a video of you kissing? How do you know when you need to stop as an influencer? we…
- I would uppercut an Ostrich · 25 minCan you take on an Ostrich in a fight? If a fireman saved your girlfriend's life and she started messaging him - what are you going to do? And would you read your wife's journal…
- Chased by a Flasher! · 26 minYou can't even walk in the forrest these days without seeing something you do not want to see. Also - how far would you go to impress someone you like? And where do stolen phones…
- My Ex stole our dog! · 25 minHow far are you willing to go to keep custody of your dog? Well Simm and Ross have the answer for you! In this episode you can also learn how to survive in prison and learn why…
- Pie drama and how to talk to girls · 27 minSimmi and Ross come across the most deranged pie drama/behaviour of their lives. They also give you solidly bad advice to talk to girls...the worst but the funniest advice ever…
- The Gatsby War! · 30 minThe war over what is the best gatsby is getting out of control in Cape Town. Simmi and Ross thus need to chime in. They also speak about the worst bachelor party ideas, bad…
- Rude Celebs, Siya Kolisi v Lucas Radebe and time travel · 29 minIn this episode we discuss if Siya Kolisi is the greatest rugby player of all time, how you should treat rude celebrities and what would Simmi and Ross do if they could go back…
- Running Club cheaters and tagged in an email firing you · 28 minSimmi is trying to clear his name, We have listeners sending hills they would die on, is your partner cheating on you at a running club? Imagine finding out you've been fired via…
- Valentines XXL · 40 minSimmi and Ross talk everything love from Galentines day, sending. girls roses and worst dates.
- The Very Very Late Christmas Episode · 19 minChristmas is a busy time for everyone - hence we only are releasing this episode in January. Listen to how Simmi and Ross tackle lip fillers, Christmas dinners with your ex…
- Getting a job with a Criminal Record · 17 minOctopuses, talking in your sleep and recording jams from it and trying to get a job with a criminal record and bad Mandela impersonations.
- Deported Boyfriends and Resignation Letters · 16 minIf you are a concerned parent, get your child's boyfriend/girlfriend deported. If you want to resign - use the sweet jar at work. More badvice from Simmi and Ross
- Best apps for cheating, Work Excuses and Bad Artwork · 16 minIn this episode Simmi and Ross reveal what apps to check if you think your significant other is cheating on you - or, which apps you should use. They also come up with the best…
- Being Cancelled already??? · 14 minIf your significant other ever asks you if you would love them as a worm - well we have an answer for you. If someone makes fun of your voice on a date - we have an answer for…
- Hidden Gems in South Africa and Koi Fish · 11 minIn this episode Simmi and Ross talk about hidden gems in South Africa, Koi fish and how to get more followers on the internet
- Ugly Babies and Sugar Water · 12 minSimmi and Ross want you to know that sugar water solves EVERYTHING and if you know a person with an ugly baby - they give solid solid SOLID tips on how to survive this phase of…
- Dont do this to your lady and friends will lie to you · 12 minDo you know what a pum pum is? Well if it stinks Simmi and Ross both have the answer for you. Also if you have a running shoe problem we solve it but also, if you have a friend…
- Moving next door to your ex and telling your boss to get stuffed nicely. · 12 minSimmi and Ross show you the test for determining if you are a good storyteller. They also brainstorm ways to make your ex's life HELL. By the way - do any of you guys sleep on…
- Open Relationships and Toxic Workplaces · 15 minSimmi and Ross share their solidly bad advice about toxic workplaces, supporting your relatives when they are going through a tough time - help your aunty if she is sleeping in…
- Badvice: Running with friends, Running a Prison, Kendrick vs Drake · 16 minIn this episode Ross really wants to join Simmi on a run but he can"t, There is a war coming, Drake vs Kendrick, Which side are you on? Simmi suggests how Drake should have…
