About this podcast
Warning: Contains swearing, spoilers, wine consumption and a lot of us talking about our cats.
Episodes
The newest 50 of 293 episodes
- Foreskin Revolution · 1 h 58 min · Season 9 Episode 288This Patreon Archive episode gives us the gems of Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash, the inexpert casting of the missing characters from the…
- Batman Went to Hogwarts · 34 min · Season 9 Episode 287In this Timed Turner we (re)visit the casting of characters - giving the few British actors who weren't in the films our attention. In case you haven't figured it out, we don't…
- The Cracker Episode · 1 h 22 min · Season 9 Episode 286In this character deep dive we chat about all the Hogwarts professors from the series who didn't get their own deep dive episode! So if you missed McG, Dumble, Snape-a-Doodle or…
- I Can't Find a Word for Putrid · 32 min · Season 9 Episode 285For this bracket episode - what is the best magical plant in the Wizarding World??? Guys, some of these plants are STINKYYYY
- It's Crabby Time · 1 h 23 min · Season 9 Episode 284In this fandom episode, we discuss the final film of the Fantastic beasts series. While definitely not perfect, we felt Secrets of Dumbledore was a huge improvement over Crimes…
- Please Don't Die in My Bathroom · 1 h 29 min · Season 9 Episode 283PATREON ARCHIVES - BEST OF GAMES II Truly some of our best gems dug from Patreon - bonus appearances by Delia, Jean, AJ and Jen!
- Flying Highway Wine · 35 min · Season 9 Episode 282On this Timed Turner episode we talk about all the wizard stuff that we want in our real lives right now.
- Uh uh is Not What I Say When I see CHICKEN · 1 h 2 min · Season 9 Episode 281On today's episode we do a bit of a deep dive on the journey each of the Silver Trio take through the series. Starting with Ginny and all her badass ways, then Neville and his…
- Who Isn't a Dark Lady? · 32 min · Season 9 Episode 280The Death Eater bracket is full of upsets but also zero surprises when it comes to Skinny Dick being immediately eliminated.
- Scavenger, Hunty · 52 min · Season 9 Episode 279For this fandom episode we go on a little scavenger hunt on harrypotter.com We also learn about birds.
- A Very Important Ballet Recital · 1 h 54 min · Season 9 Episode 278Welcome to the Patreon Archives! This episode is filled with Screen Rant Rants dug from our vault!!!
- Wizards Think Peppa Pig is Real · 34 min · Season 9 Episode 277Timed Turner: If Wizards Had TV what kinds of shows would they watch? Spend 40(ish) minutes with us as we discuss what shows wizards would watch and what wizards would think…
- Assholes in the Background · 56 min · Season 9 Episode 276For this character episode we dive into our favorite (terrible) spoiled little bully - Draco Malfoy. He's a pain in the ass, he's a whiney little bitch, he's suuuuper…
- Jellyfish Lady · 54 min · Season 9 Episode 275BRACKET TIMEEEEE This time it's best of Potions! As always, we have no standards for how we choose winners but hey, our podcast, our rules.
- Don't Say Munch · 54 min · Season 9 Episode 274Well friends, we did it. We read HP fanfiction. On purpose. And it was... something 😬 But also read Cauterize by Lady Altair https://m.fanfiction.net/s/4152700/1/Cauterize
- I Will Proudly Display my Boner · 1 h 20 min · Season 9 Episode 273Quizzes from the Patreon archives...featuring all kinds of side quests (aka: talking about off topic stuff)
- I Want a Large Animal to be My Friend · 1 h 32 min · Season 9 Episode 272It's time for another GAME EPISODE 📣 For this episode we MASHed more of our favorite special guests and things get weird (not that that is anything unusual 🤷♀️)
- Kreature is the Evil Queen · 36 min · Season 9 Episode 271Time for a Timed Tuner!!! This week, the wheel decided that we would talk about the Harry Potter amusement parks! Tara shares her experience at Universal Studios in Florida and…
- Botox and Horcruxes · 1 h 10 min · Season 9 Episode 270In this character episode, Adam and Tara attempt to put together an accurate timeline of Voldy's life...it goes as well as expected.
- A Literal Tool · 36 min · Season 9 Episode 269It's time for our first bracket of season 9! In this episode, we discuss all of the characters that should have been in the movies and how important they each are.. And of…
- It's Very Black and LeStrange · 1 h 26 min · Season 8 Episode 268What is even happening???!?!?!!? Unlike our happy little recap of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, the Crimes of Grindelwald is a rough watch for us. Kudos to the…
- A Sleigh full of Snackies (and Linda too!) · 1 h 8 min · Season 8 Episode 267Welcome to Basic Snitches, season 9! And happy holidays, Linda! We're kicking off the season with a holiday game episode! Adam and Tara are playing classic Snitches games and…
- An Ooky Spooky Cutting Room Floor · 1 h 0 min · Season 8 Episode 266Here it is, folks...the final episode of season 8....all the missing pieces you didn't know you needed.... Are these outtakes ooky and spooky? Maybe. You'll just have to listen 😉…
- EGG - Mystery Snitches Theater ft. Dan, Jean, Victoria and Peggy · 2 h 36 min · Season 8 Episode 265Next time you watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, play the CORRECT dialogue with this episode 😁 Thank you to Peggy, Victoria, Jean and Dan for joining us!
- Why are you Touching my Soul Chunk? · 42 min · Season 8 Episode 264In this Timed Turner episode, Adam and Tara turn a bit nostalgic as they identify what objects they would be turning into horcruxes in order to live forever.... 😈
- Being Wrong is Not a Crime - Being Ron Is · 1 h 10 min · Season 8 Episode 263It's time for our character deep dive on Ronald Weasley!!! Ron...kinda sucks sometimes...but also, we are all a little bit Ron and maybe we should remember that these are…
- Enemy Vegetable · 40 min · Season 8 Episode 262It's spa day with the Basic Snitches! Just kidding! Adam just needs to be comfortable after being subjected to spending too much time with Tara 🤷♀️ Time for a Bracket episode!…
- Sucked Dry by Laundry · 59 min · Season 8 Episode 261Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, part 2 - Adam and Tara revisit the second half of their NYC Cursed Child experience. Scorpius is still a cinnamon roll, pink bitch still needs…
- Spelunking - BONUS EPISODE · 54 min · Season 8 Episode 260BONUS EPISODE time! In the final episode of this chapter, we share snippets from our Patreon Archive and give you EVEN MORE SARAH, as well as Roxana, Brian, Victoria and Dan…
- Gang Bang for Breakfast · 1 h 14 min · Season 8 Episode 259It's time for a spelling bee! Roxana, Sarah and our voice to text friend face off to become the champion! Hosted by Adam and Tara, this is a spelling bee unlike any other…
- Though He Be But Little, He is Fierce - featuring Sarah · 39 min · Season 8 Episode 258This has turned into nearly an entire chapter focused on Ravenclaws! Though unintentional, we are we not not mad about it! Sarah is here again to be the Tara translator - This…
- The Brains of the Operation - featuring Sarah · 57 min · Season 8 Episode 257For our character study on Hermione, Sarah is here! (Tara has laryngitis but is here too!) After a roast of our silent co-host, we jump into our deep dive on the woman who kept…
- Justice for the Horrible Woman · 36 min · Season 8 Episode 256Bracket Timeeeeee!!!! As this chapter turns towards being Ravenclaw coded (please stay tuned... 😂), we talk about BOOKS!!! Adam put together a bracket of 16 books from the series…
- This is a Father's Day Play · 1 h 25 min · Season 8 Episode 255We're finally here. Cursed Child (part 1). Revising our 2019 trip to NYC where we saw the play on Broadway, we discuss the good and the bad. Part one is a tough one for Harry…
- Patreon Archives: Best of Screen Rant - Vol. 1 · 1 h 4 min · Season 8 Episode 254Happy bonus episode, Snitches! Here we share some of our favorite Screen Rant discussions (disagreements) previously shared on Patreon! Some (most) of these lists are terrible…
- It's Just Sarah and Brian - featuring Adam and Tara · 1 h 37 min · Season 8 Episode 253Apparently everyone is Brian and Sarah today (and naked...and Tara hasn't been invented)... Anyway, if you haven't had enough chaos in your life, here's the missing piece...Basic…
- Two Messes Flock Together · 39 min · Season 8 Episode 252On this Timed Turner episode, we discuss all the Harry Potter spin-offs that we would watch...we start off pretty standard suggesting the need for a series about McGonagall and…
- McG is Cher · 1 h 9 min · Season 8 Episode 251In this week's Character episode, we discuss the classiest of witches, Professor Minerva "McG" McGonagall ❤️ We basically spend the episode talking about how amazing McG is…
- Old People Food · 46 min · Season 8 Episode 250Time for another bracket episode!!! This time we break down the best magical treats! 😁 What is the most superior magical treat??? Hint: it's NOT Every Flavor Beans 🤮 Also we…
- People Be Losin' Bodies Everywhere · 51 min · Season 8 Episode 249In this fandom episode, Adam and Tara discuss wild HP theories...some of which we have decided are now canon...ish. Also, in case you didn't know, Snape reads Nora Roberts
- I Have a Potion for That - featuring Neci Bryant · 1 h 26 min · Season 8 Episode 248It's time for SNITCH GAME! Hosted by Victoria, and featuring Neci as the contestant on her Basic Snitches debut episode! Will Neci match with any of our panel? Listen and see…
- I'm the Ultimate Potato · 41 min · Season 8 Episode 247Time for a TIMED TURNERRRRRRRR Y'all, this one is off the rails...so enjoy this whole episode about potatoes!!!
- There's Something About Hagrid · 1 h 4 min · Season 8 Episode 246We love Hagrid. He is our innocent little (giant) cinnamon roll. Seriously, he is the BEST.
- The Basic Snitches and the Deathly Hallows · 1 h 26 min · Season 8 Episode 245Happy Christmas!!! You know what this is!!!! Time to enjoy the correct version of book 7 😉
- Everything is Water Goblets · 41 min · Season 8 Episode 244It's time for another bracket episode! In this episode we pick the best spell for every day use. We also learn that it's a good thing Tara isn't actually a wizard because she…
- The Trelawney Dining Experience · 2 h 0 min · Season 8 Episode 243This is possibly the longest episode in Basic Snitches history that is ONLY Adam and Tara....so buckle in for 2 hours of us reviewing every deleted scene from all 8 Harry Potter…
- Tara's Patronus is Still her Own Ass · 57 min · Season 8 Episode 242Best of Patreon archives-MASH The complete MASH fates of Adam, Tara, Jean, and Peggy
- This is the Chaos Zone · 1 h 32 min · Season 8 Episode 241It's Basic Snitches Game Night!!! We bring in a few of our favorite Snitches to play a few of our favorite games. Buckle in - we are loud* and we are fun and we are hilarious. ❤️…
- Essentially, I Do Everything · 43 min · Season 8 Episode 240Welcome to our first Timed-Turner episode! Stealing the idea of "Podvilla" from Podcast in Death, we pulled out a random topic and talked about it for 25 minutes! If you were one…
- Hagrid is the Other Woman · 1 h 5 min · Season 8 Episode 239This is a character study on Harry Potter. Have you heard of him? Is every character episode really just about Hagrid? You decide. You could say that this whole podcast has been…
