About this podcast
For 25 years, Kevin Smith has tried to make his beardless, dickless twin of a daughter Harley laugh in real life. Now he does it every week on a podcast.
Episodes
The newest 20 of 53 episodes
- Beardless, Dickless Finale · 1 h 23 min · Episode 52Harley and Kevin wrap up Beardless, Dickless Me LIVE at Smodcastle Cinemas in Atlantic Highlands, NJ on Sunday, August 3, 2025. PLUS: BACK TO THE ABATTOIR!
- The True Beginning of the End · 1 h 19 min · Episode 51Harley and Kevin perform Beardless, Dickless Me LIVE at Smodcastle Cinemas in Atlantic Highlands, NJ on Sunday, August 3, 2025. PLUS: GIVE ME BACK MY NAME!
- The Final Home Show · 1 h 36 min · Episode 50Kevin learns of a familial connection to a serial killer and Harley has a stray cat story. PLUS: Biting Bill! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- This Could Be a Party on My Behalf · 1 h 1 min · Episode 49Kevin visits Momily and Harley gets a surprise! PLUS: It's the last studio show! See you LIVE in NJ! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- It’s A Good Title, Right? · 57 min · Episode 48Harley is dealing with Unstoppa-Bill and Kevin has a comic book drop today. PLUS: Kevin’s Favorite Ride and only two more to go! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy…
- “The World’s Most Punchable Face” · 1 h 24 min · Episode 47Kevin is accused of Seuss-ian rhymes and Harley talks trends and Labubu. PLUS: A live show update! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- iHeartattack Part 1 · 1 h 1 min · Episode 46The beginning of the end. Kevin talks about Cannes, Harley talks about Spain, and both talk about the end of BDM as we know it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- The Biblical Avengers · 1 h 1 min · Episode 45Kevin and Harley discuss Dogma and how art can be impactful. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Deardless, Bickless Me · 59 min · Episode 44Harley and Bill have their first Easter and Kevin’s in the Jay Ward. PLUS: Kevin’s still touring, dogmamovie.com! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Mr Steak Hand Puppet · 1 h 4 min · Episode 43Kevin wins Mr. Steak and Harley gets it Fresco style. PLUS: Kevin is still on the Dogma Resurrection tour. See it with him! dogmamovie.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy…
- Egg-istential Questions · 1 h 2 min · Episode 42Kevin and Harley learn to pronounce words and answer questions from listeners. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Why Won’t Anyone Help Them?! · 1 h 0 min · Episode 41Before Kevin goes on the Dogma tour, Harley has questions… about the 90’s. Plus: Harley has to sell some shirts! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Prisoner of The Planet of the Apes · 1 h 13 min · Episode 40Kevin recounts an entire film franchise. Harley longs to live in an Epic Universe. Plus: The Conclusion of the eBay Epic. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- The Resurrection of Dogma · 1 h 3 min · Episode 39Kevin talks about the surprise sudden re-release of Dogma! Harley records a voice track for a cartoon! Plus: The Devil Went Down to Georgia. See omnystudio.com/listener for…
- Harley Quinngaged! · 1 h 18 min · Episode 38Kevin has big, life-changing news! Harley has a normal, unexceptional weekend! Plus: Dixon the Cuck Cow! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- His name… is Milton Hersey · 1 h 8 min · Episode 37Harley’s making music! Kevin’s snatching victory from the jaws of eBay defeat! Plus: Kev gets existential. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- eBay’s Bitch · 1 h 2 min · Episode 36Kevin can’t stop shopping eBay! Harley conducts a quiz! Plus: Tales of Facebook Marketplace Meet-Ups! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Coo d’etat · 1 h 11 min · Episode 35Harley drops her single and Kevin brings the Bible to life! Plus: The show falls into a Pigeon hole. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- Crab Walker · 1 h 4 min · Episode 34Harley has a hypothetical for her Father as she takes over the show. Kevin teases details of his next film. Plus: Beardless, Dickless Live? See omnystudio.com/listener for…
- Beardless Beyond · 57 min · Episode 33Kevin talks about the Aural Sects Tour and Harley builds the 50th Episode live show in real time. Plus: Rocky and Bullwinkle! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
