About this podcast
The least consequential news from around the world from the least informed minds in Australia. Andrew, Theo, Lucy and Ben bring you the week's stories that conveniently fit into one of their countless, concerningly specific segments.
Keep up with the latest news from Nature Corner, Paging Dr. Lucy, Planely Speaking, Omens and Portents, The Hole Report and many, many more.
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Episodes
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- EPISODE 470: Jeff Wolff Is An Idea · 1 h 4 minLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Global capitalism and the death of the hacky sack, iterating your robbery technique, pretending to be Jeff Wolff, a cornered market for…
- EPISODE 469: A Lycan Dignity · 1 h 2 minLucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: First-hand haunt slider accounts, the historic haunt slider peace accords of yesteryear, and a night in the life of Slider X. Yep, it's all haunt…
- EPISODE 468: They’re Rocket Leaguing You On The A10 · 1 h 3 minLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Covert energy weapon deployment in the UK, turning a Cowtown tragedy into art, giving Jason Momoa his space, and the biggest number you've…
- EPISODE 467: A Loonie’s Worth of Sorries · 1 h 2 minLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Hallucinatory signs about Tobey Maguire's lifestyle, a Domino's prank caller that knows more than he should, and the right moves to pull…
- BONUS PREVIEW: If You Like It This Way, You Can Put It · 2 minIt's hot and we're pivoting to impressions. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista
- EPISODE 466: What’s Updigg With Your Wife’s Nipples · 1 h 10 minLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Three award-winning innovations in the functional egg beverage space, a burgeoning new genre in the romance world, and a notable leg…
- EPISODE 465: Another Dolphins Moment · 59 minAndrew and Ben bring you: A cure for seemingly ubiquitous space constipation, and the sale of history's most valuable Moomins mug. *** Outro: Sunken Vessels - Solved By Walking…
- EPISODE 464: The Theo Philes XVI - A Coterie Of Peripheries / Smalldick & Shortpussy · 1 h 13 minTheo and Ben return to the Theo Philes to present: One neat trick for (potentially) staving off schizophrenia, and a brief history of enfeebling your body to death with jacking…
- EPISODE 463: Nighthawks At The Milton KFC · 1 h 7 minLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The shared isolation experience of the KFC, giraffe-based SEO-jamming, a chance to party with Nick Skitz, wildlife crimes committed by a…
- EPISODE 462: The Gooch Is The Beach Of The Sinkhole (live in Melbourne) · 1 h 51 minRecorded live at Keeper Brewing in Melbourne on September 12th, 2026. Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Classic funeral director gear, new beach holes, French dog poop labs…
- EPISODE 461: Why Is Find Dentist This What Is? · 1 h 11 minLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The easiest way to get a firetruck, unsatisfying answers to a maritime x-ray mystery, and a spawning issue in your neighbour's backyard…
- EPISODE 460: One Set Of Craneprints (with Demi Lardner) · 55 minOur friend Demi Lardner returns to discuss: AI-powered horse scams, this week's grief rankings, and the beginning of a change in Dutch anatomical terminology. *** Watch the first…
- EPISODE 459: Jeople Of Interest · 1 h 2 minLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A new frontier for Yo-Chi, the discovery of a lost fire hydrant, solving a wedding crime the hard way, and several nested sidebars. ***…
- EPISODE 458: Woohoo! Cum · 59 minLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The masturbators shooting past retirement, listener proximity to a vulture problem, and a thoroughly identified liquid shooting out of a…
- EPISODE 457: A Dik-Dik's Worth Of Raw Chicken · 60 minLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Mandatory Spiderman, the lurker in the plasma facility, Geoffrey's wonderful chairs, vultures everywhere, and a mystery business. ***…
- EPISODE 456: I'm Two Legs For This Shit · 1 h 4 minLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The Boonta Vista Law of Attraction continuing to work, the birth of a new regional pizza, frozy margs and shuriken in New Hampshire, and…
- EPISODE 455: Enough Gabagool To Ruin The Copper · 1 h 5 minLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A devastating deli theft, the Gen X urge to grill, Stevie Wonder facts, great beaver attacks of history, and Headline News. *** Outro: It's…
- EPISODE 454: Bulldogging My Periscope In My Charlie Chaplin Bathers · 1 h 11 minLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Beaver terror at Turtle Island, a Big Boy update, no-clipping out of the room at an inopportune time, Swimply comes to Cranston, teens with…
- BONUS PREVIEW: A Dick That Looks Like A Snake That Ate A Pig · 2 minBehind the paywall this week: The bleeding edge of corpse-based cosmetic surgery, and more! Get this episode and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista.
- EPISODE 453: Suck Me Off And See Who Instantly Dies · 1 h 0 minLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A flag code violation, conflicting accounts of an air incident, local scuttlebutt regarding the poopist, and controversy over the execution…
- EPISODE 452: Are We Fucking The Hamburglar · 1 h 1 minLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The faces of Joel Edgerton, a warning from the future, naming your sex playlist, and a forbidden liquid. *** Outro: Sex Music - Beak> ***…
- EPISODE 451: A Softer Crystal That Has RealFeel Technology · 58 minLucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The powerful true story of a big egg that could change the world with vibrational healing, and the secrets of Shakespeare it's helping to unlock…
- BONUS PREVIEW: 9 Out Of 10 Toilets Agree You’re Shitting In Them · 3 minBehind the paywall this week: Charles Darwin loves nature and nature loves a spiral. Get this and so much more over at patreon.com/boontavista
- EPISODE 450: Eternal Darkness Of The Completely Whatever Mind · 1 h 3 minLucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: Electronic Bosozoku gangs in Woolloongabba, the burning garbage truck problem, discovering new trip hop, the peanut butter ground, ranch for…
- EPISODE 449: A Loose Sack Of Prepared Hot Dogs (live at the Brisbane Polish Club) · 1 h 33 minRecorded live at Polonia on June 13th, 2026. Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Delineations in shrinking, insufficiently narrow chutes, the poetry of Polish Subway, a direct…
- EPISODE 448: Buffalo Police Buffalo Buffalo Police Buffalo Police Police, Or Buffalo · 1 h 6 minLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: $50,000 in stolen belts, 70 years of amateur baseball excellence, a journey through the senses, and an intriguing but inscrutable crime…
- EPISODE 447: Taking Serpent To See The Weeknd · 60 minLucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Using your farm skills to tackle petty theft, lightbulb tech, the French tradition of direct action, bullying in the solo yachting community, a…
- EPISODE 446: A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Airbnb Fuckfest In Branson, Missouri · 59 minLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A bus prodigy that remains unthwarted, the predicted fall of Guzman y Gomez, a new direction for Hooters, a clear signal to start Big Boy…
- EPISODE 445: Limited Squope Quantum Leap · 1 h 7 minLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The imbalance of bringing a gun to a cheesing, a young psychonaut documenting the mind-expanding properties of cheap hooch, and the end of…
- EPISODE 444: Downspace Upholes · 1 h 7 minLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A celebrity in Toowoomba, a scamproof grandmother, a family-friendly movie in progress, a possibly record-breaking horse, recovering from…
- EPISODE 443: A Flat Board With A Hole In The Middle · 1 h 1 minLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A joke 30 years stale, the crucial work of raising awareness, sacrificial opossums, six feet of hair, an act of tow truck heroism, and…
- EPISODE 442: Pumping The Croaker · 1 h 4 minLucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The distance between the European sex proficiency and the European sex experience, a pilot ahead of his time, a handful of quick thinking teens…
- EPISODE 441: The Sucksoffonist · 1 h 0 minLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A-list celebs in Brisbane, a busy prodigy prequel, a sword embarrassment, the legacy of Pavarotti, and a Donnie Darko-ing averted by…
- EPISODE 440: 600 Different Crimes For Gun · 1 h 1 minLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Fighting for justice at your local bar, a very special crawfish boil, the power of the clipboard, and posting up with John Daly. *** Outro…
- UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Throw Another Fentanyl On The Barbeque · 1 h 1 minIt's a free bonus episode! Just for you! Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A series of illegal auditions for firefighting, a fantasy sword in a real pile of weapons, a briefly…
- BONUS PREVIEW: Throw Another Fentanyl On The Barbeque · 2 minBehind the paywall this week: David Bowie undertaking some spooky tourism, and so much more. Get this and over 400 other bonus episodes for the price of a schooner a month at…
- EPISODE 439: In The Body Of A Weasel (with Alexei Toliopoulos) · 1 h 2 minTelevision personality Alexei Toliopoulos joins Theo, Andrew, and Ben to discuss: A spiteful complaint against the flight of a lifetime, the people who love the TSA, the…
- EPISODE 438: Shrieking And Farting All The Way To An Air Vent (with Jesse Black) · 1 h 4 minMarine biologist of the show Jesse Black joins Theo and Ben to discuss: The world as seen through community Facebook pages, and a scientific attempt to quantify the previously…
- EPISODE 437: The Craziest Liquid? Too Wet To Slurp! · 1 h 3 minLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Two liquids to avoid at all costs, a surprise in the boot of your Waymo, a surplus of 21,000 poles, and a fashionable change to a venerable…
- EPISODE 436: 18 Hours Of Pumping And Edging My Dick Insanely (live in Sydney) · 1 h 17 minRecorded live in Sydney on March 5th, 2026 at Carousel. Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A train-oriented Great American Hall of Name, the Comic Cowboys, a return to a…
- EPISODE 435: Fingered By Pigman? · 1 h 0 minLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Living long enough to get your elderly son a free feed, a World War 2-era cryptid in an English forest, and an elaborate legal loophole to…
- BONUS EPISODE: A Bit Of Cum Falls Out Of Don Draper’s Pussy · 60 minIt's the last free bonus episode of Freemium Freebruary! Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Assessing you are based on the information presented to you, the pockets within…
- EPISODE 434: Yanking On A Leverless Corkscrew (Like A Chimp) · 1 h 6 minLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Holland’s least plausible cop, a harmless potentially lethal viral teen prank, a Faustian NFL tickets bargain, a potential Flübberheist…
- UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Dante Was Born To Make Soupy · 59 minLucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A tradition that made it from Italy to Rhode Island, an intranational pretzel connection, a misappropriated hand gesture, a Greyhound bus…
- EPISODE 433: Great Mandibles Of History · 1 h 1 minLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A house full of boobytraps, the shifting needle on protein and fibre, and the worst place for consciousness to emerge. *** Outro: Fried…
- BONUS EPISODE: The Theo Philes XV - The Little Flappy Bits Of Switzerland / A Clonusless Tonus · 1 h 6 minThe Theo Philes returns, and just in time for Freemium Freebruary. Theo and Ben bring you: The thrilling geographical world of enclaves and exclaves, and what happens when a…
- EPISODE 432: 12 Hours Of Shaking Your Snow Globes · 58 minLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A man and his 8000 snow globes, the world of the subletter, and a day-ruining attic grenade. *** Outro: Planet Golem - Wand *** Support our…
- UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Hypercolor Fat Dick On Your Mug · 1 h 1 minIt's Freemium Freebruary! Enjoy this bonus episode on the house. *** Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Lessons from a near-death experience, the paperclip swapper's…
- EPISODE 431: It's The Super Mario Pipedown Challenge · 1 h 8 minLucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The vision behind a celebrity beverage, the recovery of a stolen harp, an implausibly small hole, and a surprising fact about the…
- BONUS PREVIEW: Cream For The Timemaster · 3 minIf you're not subscribed to the bonus episodes you're missing out on everyone's favourite new entirely comprehensible character, the Timemaster. Get this and all of our other…
