Bottle Crow Reborn
by Scanline Media
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Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 219 – The Funk and the Gunk
Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 219 – The Funk and the Gunk
About this podcast
Chaotic variety comedy with a dash of Dota for seasoning! Nick and Six talk fast food, home improvement, Air Bud, or whatever crosses their minds armed with a soundboard, a strange friendship, and a foundational principle of "no and."
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- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 219 – The Funk and the Gunklotta things went wrong here. we don't gotta dissect them. we just gotta hit "publish" and then we can move on. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 218 – An Act of Skin-StretchingNothing to do with our episode, but... "we're so sorry skeletons/you're so misunderstood?" What exactly is misunderstood about skeletons? Half damage from slashing weapons…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 217 – Blue Collar MannersYou can understand something and not "get" it. Like, I understand better what Nick was thinking now. But I don't get it. I will never GET it. It can't be done. His mind, if it…
- Bottle Crow Arteezy’s Speakeasy 1 – Apex BreakfastTeaaaaa tiiiiime! You know, after we recorded this, I noticed two BONUS TEAS that I was given by Harvey & Sons that I can try next time. They're not, you know... BREAKFAST teas…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 216 – Huey Lemons and the Loomsyknow. i'm eating twizzlers rn. and. no? no. why do we tolerate these. like, i enjoyed them when i was a kid. because kids are morons. but this is lightly artifical strawberry…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 215 – Latent JuicesProfessor Latent and the Curious Juices. ...Boy I hate that, I started typing and the end result sucked, huh? Many such cases. Anyway please enjoy the first and probably last…
- Bottle Crow Reborn – Patch 7.41e SpecialBut not really. We BARELY talk about the patch. It's really a Hatcast. And there are a few winners, but it's mostly a dire Hatcast. ...Not dire like Dire like Radiant and Dire…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 214 – Paint the Door, Get on the FloorOne roadtrip later, and our relationship is forever changed. Probably. I'll be honest, it doesn't feel that different. Oh, let me offer you an update! A lot of the problems I…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 213 – For the Want of Pop RocksGiven that I was on painkillers for this recording, editing it was a journey of "huh I don't remember any of this. Did I say that? Ok." And I didn't say anything too wild. This…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 212 – Presumably There’s A PersiaMotorslice fans please don't talk to me, please get away from me. It's time for the debut of Games Critic Nick as he gets surprisingly worked up about a bad, semi-horny…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 211 – Buce SpingsteenThere was no such thing as a small town on a Forge World like Novus Jersey, but The Boss's hometown was as close as you could find. Still, between the massive factoriums and…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 210.1 – Corpus ChristiWell, Nick was a very good sport about trying to guess all the pokemon. It's only fair if I do the same. Warning- mine takes longer, and is MUCH more boring. Great podcast to…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 210 – Iceon, Frosteon, Volteon, Firemon, FlameyeonNow, podcaster! ENJOYYYYYY THE MOON! Beer, peeps, mochi, a flight of M&M's. Which are possessive? That's weird, huh. The latest from amateur Dota 2 team 6reg Se7en! And of…
- Bottle Crow Reborn – Patch 7.41 SpecialThere's a part of me that's surprised we still do these. Should we do them for Deadlock? Idk, I just had that thought, I'll run it by Nick. Facets are dead, Tinker is…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 209 – He Has To Bounce On ItSorry, Nick's cat: I tried to think of another good title, but this is all I had. Blame your misfortune on the circumstances of your birth. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Gackyshow 1 – Artifact of Child LoreSome might say with a name like "EternalEnvy" we should have anticipated ways in which he might become someone we didn't want to hitch our wagon to. That maybe him turning into a…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 208 – Justice for EmmaI will never doubt Emma again. ...I will doubt Emma again. I wonder if she's ever had giardiniera. Do you think she's Chicagoan? Or Italian? I mean she sounds American, but, I…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 207 – In Rhode Island with the Small ButtA little holiday cheer goes a bit... too far as we pod for almost two and a half hours. Inside, there are celebrations, there's a little despair, there's Hot, Haz, and Claus, and…
- Bottle Crow Reborn – Patch 7.40 SpecialThis guitar-playing hero has to play Guitar Hero to power his ult! The Note Highway is open to all those whose hearts move to the beat. And for everyone else, there are some…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 206 – A Very Thankful Episode 2025OR: White Fuge Balmore It would be a shame to waste a pretty fantastic title, so I put it there, even though the Thankful Episode doesn't get a specific title like that. Y'know…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 205 – Baking Is A CookingAll worlds are secret, because all men are brothers. Hey, Lesotho's a lot bigger than I thought, y'know? Another dumb American moment I'm afraid, wish I was better than that but…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 204 – [Allen-Unsafe] Q comes before R? That’s CRAZYWhy is it that the Oreos are the ones in pieces? I thought Reese's had the pieces. Well, what can you do I suppose. You wanna know something funny? After that conversation about…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 204 – [Allen-Safe] Q comes before R? That’s CRAZYWhy is it that the Oreos are the ones in pieces? I thought Reese's had the pieces. Well, what can you do I suppose. You wanna know something funny? After that conversation about…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 203 – Non-Canon Sailor Moon ProportionsPromises delivered. Hatcast. Bikinicast. Midnight Baja Blast. Mountain Dew Dragon Fruit at last. Rice candy from the past. I'm out of rhymes. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 202 – August SithAugust the 13th be with you- and also with you. Y'know, we were supposed to talk about that new lil f- can I curse in here? I don't think I can, I think since this is on like…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 201 – Chris Luck of the DrawUnfortunately, I'm now wary about trying those energy drink jellies. Like. If this is how the pudding one turned out, why would I do that again voluntarily? I could try CC Lemon…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 200-II – Enter Your Mind Freak PalaceAka Let Your Mind Freak Flag Fly. Aka I Can Be Your Chris Angel or Your Chris Devil. Aka Who Is Dr. Mario. Your choice, gang. Weird ep. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 200, For Real – BioShock Infinite Still SucksWell, it's been a long road getting here. It's been, in fact, a lot more than 200 episodes, thanks to our stupid naming conventions. But regardless- here we are. Whatever the…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Taco Chingling 3 – Live Mas Live 2What happened once might maybe happen twice. It did in this case at least. Taco Bell held a press event last year, and they did it again. We covered it then, so we're doing it…
- Bottle Crow Reborn – Patch 7.38 SpecialGod, it's been so long. How does this go again? "They put out a huge patch for Dota 2 and we talked about it for over two hours." God, the last Patch Notes Special was nine…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Never Be 200 – I Bought SoundCloudI cannot promise you that episode 200 is real, or ever will be. What I can tell you is, we have a plan. We're gonna go into the past. We're gonna tackle... well. For those with…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Jack’s Snacks 2 – American Pudding...stay away from meeee, heee! american pudding! cornstarch let me beeee, heee! don't come hangin round my spoon, pudding textured like a lagoon i got better things to eat, you…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Still Not 200 – Chili TrionisThe danger at this point is if I try to invent fictional Taco Bell items to deceive Nick, it'll turn out some of them are real. We've all noticed the rotating roster of Taco Bell…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode Not 200 – Five. Candy. Cigarettes.Aw. That's so sad! See this? It's the world's tiniest omelette, cooking just for you. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with…
- Bottle Crow Queue Time 1 – Keighleys Minus KeighleyIt's like Garfield Minus Garfield! Kinda. As you'll hear in short order, I don't like or respect Geoff Keighley, or The Game Awards, a yearly video game awards and news…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 199 – That’s the Episode TitleIt's a very sincere episode as Nick and I (hi, this is Six, I write these, I think Nick wrote like one? ever?) try to do our normal podcast without resorting to faux anger…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 198 – Jokie Is StrongThere's nothing in the title "mixologist" that says it has to be drinks. For that matter, lots of "bars" qualify for "bartending." ...Damn, the speed with which this bit became…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 197 – Coddled Drink BabyRanch dressing. Since time immemorial it has enchanted mankind with its smooth flow and flavor. It is divisive, just as the Mighty Mississippi divides America. "Wings are better…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 196 – Four Loko SommelierI hope y'all like Carmilla. There's a loooot of Carmilla this ep. ...Wait wait wait don't leave! It's not til like 50, 55 minutes in! There's a lot of non-Carmilla pod I'm sorry…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 195 – Dumb Harrison FurredBtw, you don't need to tell me the Hello Kitty thing is wrong. You can if you want. I pulled up tabs during the ep, and I left them open, and then looking at them AFTER the show…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Mini – Yo Soy BirdIt's been a year- the story can now be told. We lived a real-life Battle Crow... and because it was real, it therefore wasn't a Battle Crow. Let's go back in time, shall we? One…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 194 – The Knives The Sonic The HedgehogWe're allowed to talk about Deadlock now! And, fortunately, we want to. That always helps. Plus, there's a new Dota hero- that doesn't happen every day. Hell, it barely happens…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 193 – James Dress, Remember the NameAlso known as "Cream Cheese Dog Food." Also known as "I Can See My House From Here." Also known as "Is This A Zacchaeus." Also known as... idk, it's a podcast, you can listen to…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 192 – Spring Eggs BetrayalNow, I have some sympathy for influencers, and then I also have a lack of sympathy in some areas. Part of the blessing of Scanline not paying my bills is, I'm not beholden to…
- Normal Crow Reborn Episode 191 – Catastrophically Failed Pants · 1 h 23 minThis was supposed to be a Battle Crow (our monthly bonus Patreon show), but the guidance of Grace deemed it not to be. Press play with your Two Fingers and celebrate with us the…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 190 – Clarified Orange SodaBad drinks for me are a religion, and CoffeeMate is the sh- wait, can I write that? Is Apple gonna get mad if I swear in the description? Hmmm. Listen I'm a "rule breaker" but…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Patch 7.36 SpecialWere you having trouble sleeping? Do you need to hear two idiots get confused by numbers for, oh, around two and a half hours? I have such good news for you. It's gonna be great…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 189 – Twunk MundoFor a certain subset of our audience, I should probably apologize for the amount of Dota talk this ep. It's... uncouth. We're supposed to be post-Dota, like post-modern but…
- Bottle Crow Hatcast 3 – A Really Clean Swamp HagAfter EIGHT YEARS, the Hatcast returns! I mean honestly, with such a wealth of quality hats, how could we do otherwise. Bizarrely, impossibly, it seems like Dota is back. Leave…
- Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 188 – Dodging the QuestionIt's just... I mean, I guess 300 is a lot. It's a big number. But even SO I am surprised Giratina made the top 300. Is just every legendary in there? Probably, huh? Even though a…
