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Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.
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- Can You Don't? | Interrupted. Fart Retreat. Mumble. Restart Life. · 1 h 18 minSometimes, simply being honest about how under-qualified you are for a job ends up getting you the job because everyone is so used to being lied to in that particular line of…
- Can You Don't? | Bomb Squad. Warts. Battery. Cartilage. · 1 h 32 minWho the fuck is buying all these warty-ass pumpkins?! It's getting a little out of hand. Let's talk about that, ending up with three years of probation for spitting on your ex…
- Can You Don't? | Turkey Hunt. Too Fat. Zillow Porn. Vomit. · 1 h 17 minDo you ever find yourself getting upset because you have to do something that's really easy but you're just so dang tired? Yeah, pretty much all of us have. Do you then stop and…
- Can You Don't? | Family Dog. Naked Paint. Roblox. Pee Bomb. · 1 h 23 minWhat would you do if you caught your partner doing sexual things with the family dog? Let's talk about that, having to paint your entire house completely naked, people getting so…
- Can You Don't? | Nip Nuts. Koi Fish. Parking Lot. DNA. · 1 h 25 minWe have all masturbated using a fish... but getting caught while doing it is super embarrassing. Right? RIGHT?! Let's talk about that, testicles being located somewhere else on…
- Can You Don't? | Payment Plan. Van Pee. Rock. Plastic Sword. · 1 h 36 minWhat's the worst thing that could happen from stealing your friend's sister's underwear when you were 12 years old and then blaming it on a different friend? Welp... you're about…
- Can You Don't? | Finger Skin. Sippy Cup. Megalodon. Pantera. · 1 h 29 minWe all have our own opinions about the pumpkin spice craze, but walking around the store and yelling about it isn't the proper way to express it. Let's talk about that, some more…
- Can You Don't? | Oil Change. Thailand. Tree Trimmer. Secret Video. · 1 h 32 minHow backwards do things have to be in this world for you to catch your wife cheating... but you're the one that ends up going to jail? Let's talk about that, answering a WYR that…
- Can You Don't? | Light Pole. Mount Fuji. Lisp. 29 Toes. · 1 h 17 minIf you have kids, or have spent time around someone else's children for any amount of time, it's no secret that they can SUPER SUCK when they are little... which is why a story…
- Can You Don't? | Sharpened Teeth. Dark Poop. Drowning. Gold Bars. · 1 h 27 minNo one cares. Hugs and tugs. *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is…
- Can You Don't? | Hermaphrodite. Sheetmetal. Sally. Wait. · 1 h 23 minWelp... looks like the yearly "Joe almost died" trend continues! He learned why it's never a good idea to wear sandals while doing roof work. Idiot. Let's talk about that, having…
- Can You Don't? | Mount Rushmore. Keystroke. Water Pump. Pretty Cold. · 1 h 22 minBusinesses making wild ass claims about their products is nothing new... but Joe couldn't control his urge to ask a local gas station about one of their record setting claims…
- Can You Don't? | Plumber's Crack. Pepper Balls. Nuns. Meth Lab. · 1 h 22 minHow far would you go to prank your family and friends? Would you create a fake meth lab, media coverage, mugshot, and local news website so that everyone thinks you're going to…
- Can you Don't? | Bathroom Goat. Funny Trunks. Sticky Letters. Winnie-the-Pooh. · 1 h 4 minThe wild swing between being someone who's in jail, cumming on letters that you're sending to your partner... and THEN actually winning a legal argument saying that it's fine to…
- Can You Don't? | Dick Fire. Phone Glitch. Green Boots. Banana Girl. · 1 h 28 minWe all die. Duh, we get it. But what if how you died and where you died has been used as an example of failure for the last three decades? That's something special. Let's talk…
- Can You Don't? | Better Grades. Pole Tape. Perfume. Flaky Perineum. · 1 h 30 minHow mad would you get if you were having a little sex and someone pooped on you? Get a gun out mad? Apparently some people get THAT mad. Let's talk about that, Joe's theory about…
- Can You Don't? | Ding Dong. Ham Sandwich. Scream. Sad Room. · 1 h 32 minWe all tend to think that ding-dong ditching is a pretty harmless prank, right? Welp... not always. Yikes. Let's talk about that, how much we love Limp Bizkit making a massive…
- Can You Don't? | Topless Coffee. Wrong Baby. Burrito. Banana Car. · 1 h 22 minHave you ever been to a topless coffee stand? Have you ever been to a topless coffee stand on accident? Have you ever been to a topless coffee stand on accident with your mom and…
- Can You Don't? | Ice Tray. Drug Test. Bert. Box of Goon. · 1 h 24 minDoes a naked 5k count as a form of ASMR? Let's talk about that, a website that widens the scope of measuring everything in football fields, throwing up in the middle of sex…
- Can You Don't? | People Meat. Red Light. TNT. Olive Garden. · 1 h 26 minDating can land you in some pretty weird situations... but one that involves forced marriage, satanic rituals, and Olive Garden usually isn't on that list. Let's talk about that…
