Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast
by Queenie & TT
Don't Waste Your Time
About this podcast
Welcome to the Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast, a comedy podcast with music and pop culture references that keeps you laughing and engaged. Join our hosts, Queenie & TT as they share humorous anecdotes about daily life, offering women's perspectives on lifestyle and wellness. We dive into funny cannabis conversations and stories, creating an entertaining space where nothing is off-limits. Each episode features entertaining discussions on pop culture trends, as we discuss music, culture, and cannabis in a light-hearted and inclusive manner. Tune in for a delightful blend of humor, insight, and relatable stories that celebrate life's quirks and pleasures.
Each episode features original AI-assisted music created by Humble Pond Productions, LLC alongside licensed intro and outro music.
Episodes
The newest 20 of 240 episodes
- Don't Waste Your Time · 42 min · Season 5 Episode 28Drop us a line or two . . . We open in the dark at 7 a.m. California time, because TT is visiting her cousin Mary Ann east of San Diego — and she is *living* for it. Mountains…
- Where's Our Geritol? · 54 min · Season 5 Episode 27Drop us a line or two . . . Queenie and TT are still buzzing — and a little broken — from their 50th high school reunion weekend, and this episode is basically one long, loving…
- Limbo Ankles, Limbo Knee · 49 min · Season 5 Episode 26Drop us a line or two . . . We open mid-coffee, mid-chaos. Queenie is on her second decaf (which, she notes, doesn't really count), her hair is doing something, and TT is fresh…
- Good Manners and Bad Breath Get You Nowhere · 40 min · Season 5 Episode 25Drop us a line or two . . . The episode kicks off mid-chaos, as usual — Queenie confesses she spent a solid twenty minutes deep in a Temu rabbit hole pricing out pet rocks, gable…
- So Why Should I Be Ashamed · 41 min · Season 5 Episode 24Drop us a line or two . . . Pull up a chair, queens, because this one's got everything: migraines, gummies, hashables bumping microphones, shame lips, and a landlord who needed…
- All Our Times Have Come · 51 min · Season 5 Episode 23Drop us a line or two . . . This episode is part time-warp, part grief journal, part "would you rather" game night — and somehow all of it hangs together the way only a real…
- Love Is Like Oxygen or Gloria Hallelujah · 38 min · Season 5 Episode 22Drop us a line or two . . . ## LONG SUMMARY This episode opens mid-life, mid-mess — which is pretty on-brand for CDQ. Queenie kicks things off with a life update that's equal…
- That Ain't No Way To Have Fun · 43 min · Season 5 Episode 21Drop us a line or two . . . This one hits differently. The episode opens with Queenie still finding her footing after what can only be described as a vacation that got yanked out…
- It Went By Like Dusk to Dawn or New Rules for New Seniors · 52 min · Season 5 Episode 20Drop us a line or two . . . Queenie and TT are recording from Cape Cod Bay — or as they're lobbying to rename it, "Queenie and TT's Water" — and the vibe is pure decompression…
- Hot Legs, You're Makin' Me a Fool or Once A Week Is Fine With Me · 47 min · Season 5 Episode 19Drop us a line or two . . . Queenie and TT are recording this week's episode from the actual Cape Cod shoreline — specifically Days Cottages in North Truro, Massachusetts…
- Freeze-Frame or Not All Tik-Tok Trends Pass the Smell Test · 49 min · Season 5 Episode 18Drop us a line or two . . . This one opens the way all the best CDQ episodes do: mid-ramble, mid-weather report, mid-Cape Cod. TT is live from the cottage and the vibes are…
- No Wanna Your Guana · 46 min · Season 5 Episode 17Drop us a line or two . . . The older we get, the less we’re willing to audition for people who were never going to clap anyway. Save this for the next time you catch yourself…
- Somebody Help Me or Mind the Gap · 42 min · Season 5 Episode 16Drop us a line or two . . . Season five, and the queens are still at it. Queenie kicks things off solo while TT is dialing in from what sounds like an actual dream — lovely North…
- You Got a Brand New Key or Another Use For Zip Ties · 39 min · Season 5 Episode 15Drop us a line or two . . . The episode kicks off with Queenie sharing a genuinely sweet midweek adventure: she took two of her assignee's kids — a 17-year-old and a 13-year-old…
- Sorry Seems to Be The Hardest Word (to stop saying) · 44 min · Season 5 Episode 14Drop us a line or two . . . We open mid-life, mid-rain, mid-chaos — and fully on brand. Queenie's kicking things off fresh off a family reunion that somehow pulled together…
- Ooh, That Smell or "How To Ward Off Dementia for Midlife Women" · 48 min · Season 5 Episode 13Drop us a line or two . . . LONG SUMMARY Queenie kicks things off fresh from a weekend packed with family events — her niece's bridal shower, a pool party at her sister-in-law's…
- Time Sure Flies When You're Having Fun! · 51 min · Season 5 Episode 12Drop us a line or two . . . ## LONG SUMMARY It's the day after the Fourth of July, and Queenie is calling in from Clifton Park, New York while TT is holding down the fort in…
- March of the Misremembered · 47 min · Season 5 Episode 11Drop us a line or two . . . Queenie and TT celebrate summer's arrival with TT's chaotic pickleball debut, a mortifying "it's an Indian name" moment, and a brand-new segment —…
- Nobody Does It Better · 46 min · Season 5 Episode 10Drop us a line or two . . . Join Queenie and TT as they share their latest adventures, thoughts on current events, and humorous takes on life as seasoned queens. This episode…
- Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes . . . · 44 min · Season 5 Episode 9Drop us a line or two . . . There's a BIG announcement from Queenie and TT, once they get through some talk about softball, pickleball, and body betrayals. They aren't on the…







