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de Chris Crofton
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Episode 239: "Just Trying to Beat the Heat"
Episode 239: "Just Trying to Beat the Heat"
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Chris Crofton and his brother Greg have you over for a cup(s) of nitro, and a wide-ranging discussion of whatever is on their minds. Topics typically include injustice, poetry and payphones. New episode every Monday!
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- Episode 239: "Just Trying to Beat the Heat" · 2 h 0 minChris talks about his old neighbors. ALSO: Capitalism made furniture uncomfortable so it would be easier to vacuum. PLUS: The new Advice King, Chappell Roan's "The Subway" and a…
- Episode 238: Ladies and Gentlemen...Viibryd · 1 h 56 minViibryd. Plus, a song of the week by Sebadoh!! Sebadoh - "Weird": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNoCst8szs8&list=RDwNoCst8szs8&start_radio=1 Cold Brew Patreon…
- Episode 237: Elon Musk is The Wizard of Oz (derogatory) · 2 h 9 minOur collective humilaition - at the hands of carnies. ALSO: Sentient clock radios screaming "Where's the Beef?" PLUS: Vintage coffee commercials and a song of the week from Annie…
- Episode 236: Drink Every Time a New York Times Podcaster Plays "Devil's Advocate" · 2 h 4 minHomoerotic, classic-rock microphone-sharing. ALSO: Block Island, Peter Thiel's antichrist lectures, Naomi Klein and New York Times podcasters playing "devil's advocate" PLUS: A…
- Episode 235: Chris Crofton's *Belfry* · 1 h 50 minThe Nashville Symphony was funded by one lady. ALSO: The violent mediocrity of Russ Vought. Clawbacks, pocket recissions and other "white-collar" crimes. PLUS: Chris Crofton's…
- Episode 234: The Ballad of D. Scott Rogo · 2 h 0 minHave you heard about the frog in the boiling water? JUST KIDDING. We know you have. ALSO: Bragging that AI could end the world...in an attempt to woo investors?? PLUS: D. Scott…
- Episode 233: HyperNormalisation · 2 h 8 minAdam Curtis warns against inadvertently dressing up like a missile. Chris says "illustrative" over and over. ALSO: Ezra Klein hanging out with Peter Thiel. PLUS: The new Advice…
- Episode 232: "Everyone Left Their Morals at the Curb" · 1 h 58 minEpisode 232, sanctioned by Bob Geigel. ALSO: The earth is an X-rated reality TV show. The "Big Bang" was a bubble in a fishbowl. PLUS: The Loading Dock Report, and a song of the…
- Cold Brew Conversations XI: Kristen Toomey · 1 h 27 minCold Brew Conversations X!: The hilarious and charming comedian Kristen Toomey returns to the show!!! We talk about topics ranging from genetic genealogy to how to negotiate…
- Episode 231: Caught in the Closed Fist of the Bean · 2 h 9 minSen. Bill Cassidy cries as he announces his support for Todd Blanche. ALSO: "This is Coffee" (1961). PLUS: The Loading Dock Report - cloning people in poodle skirts - and a song…
- Episode 230: Overheard in the Tanker Line at The Straight of Hormuz · 1 h 58 minDeep thoughts about loading docks! ALSO: The abysmal state of masculinity. PLUS: The new Advice King, Mary Oliver and a song of the week from Harry Chapin!!! Harry Chapin…
- Episode 229: The Odyssey, Starring Dave Grohl · 1 h 46 minDid Gallagher do show business right?? ALSO: Axl Rose's cornrows. PLUS: Lemony Snicket and a song of the week from Verbena!! Verbena - "Monkey, I'm Your Man"…
- Cold Brew Conversations X: Rich Wexler · 1 h 58 minA conversation with cultural historian/archivist/podcaster Rich Wexler!! Rich is the creator of the Vintage Annals Archive website, IG page and podcast. We talk about our…
- Episode 228: Free Solo V - Drinking 6 Beers in 15 Minutes · 1 h 13 minJuly 4, 2026. Art, truth and commerce. ALSO: Clara Bow's wikipedia. PLUS: The latest Advice King column and a song of the week by Robert Earl Keen. Robert Earl Keen - "4th of…
- Episode 227: A Band Called "Head Hands & Feet" · 1 h 57 minCorrupt IPOs! ALSO: Chris is still sad! And he's mad at Mary Louise Kelly. PLUS: A band called "Head, Hands & Feet," and a song of the week from Bob Dylan. Bob Dylan - "The…
- Episode 226: I Have Some Bad News, and I Have Some Bad News · 1 h 28 minThis epsode speaks for itself. Love will prevail. A snippet of a coffee-themed Cream song during the break, and a very beautiful song of the week by Jason Molina. "Wonderous…
- Episode 225: Robot Tongues Licking Laundry Detergent · 1 h 51 minThe Loading Dock Report: Bamazoom Edition. ALSO: "These assholes will travel." -Greg PLUS: Drone policing comes to Nashville. A song of the week from Don McLean!!! Don McLean…
- Episode 224: Cold Brew Neanderthals! · 2 h 4 minThe loading dock report - featuring the world's cheapest wall. ALSO: The real reason we are deporting people, and Chris reads the new Advice King. PLUS: Cold Brew Neanderthals…
- Episode 223: Fans of the Financial Industry Should Skip This Episode · 1 h 58 minScott Galloway is rich, so Chris isn't interested in his "insights." ALSO: Greta Van Fleet crosses the cold brew line. PLUS: The YouTube beverage review guy who never heard of…
- Episode 222: Let Them Eat Waymos · 1 h 41 minGood morning! Waymos are making mass surveillance fun! ALSO: Dissecting the finaces of brick and mortar sex shops. PLUS: Harry Styles accidentally dates Timothee Chalamet, and a…
- Episode 221: Aldous Harding Making Weird Noises at the Business Meeting · 1 h 44 minSending outlaw country demos to 4AD. Rich people's "paragraph" tattoos. ALSO: Ryan Gosling at the sound bath. Dax Shepard at the sound bath. Etc. PLUS: A terrible documentary…
- Episode 220: "The Cold Brewest Story Ever Told" · 2 h 0 minChris says he's deep in the world of tampons and maxi pads. ALSO: You're not supposeed to be able to sell watches to the whole universe. PLUS: The Berezniki Potassium Combine…
- Episode 219: This is a Punk Rock Podcast · 1 h 59 minChris explains punk rock. Chris calls Nicole Kidman "part of the problem." ALSO: Fugazi's crowd work, and Jonathan Richman's easygoing enlightenment. PLUS: The new Advice King!!…
- Episode 218: Putting Things on Shelves in the Metaverse · 2 h 5 minRich gargoyles on the red carpet. Polymarket VS your grandma. ALSO: The latest MAGA depravity. PLUS: The retro joys of Providence RI, and song of the week from Deer Tick!!!!…
- Episode 217: The Toad's Eyes Shone With Unusual Brilliancy · 2 h 0 minCable channel 217! ALSO: Drunk men contacting the clergy about mysterious frogs. PLUS: Evil parking companies doing community "outrerach," and a song of the week from Eric…
- Episode 216: Huffington Post Disease · 1 h 47 minGreg (aka Blackjack) always bets on "216." ALSO: Rick Rubin's nepo-baby intern army. PLUS: The new Advice King, and a song of the week from Nicole Atkins! Nicole Atkins - "A…
- Cold Brew Conversations IX: Chris Locke · 1 h 27 minI finally got comedian and actor Chris Locke on the show!!! I'm a big fan. We talk about comedy, capitalism and The Jesus Lizard!!! There is a link to his new special below - GO…
- Episode 215: Alysa Liu is God · 1 h 50 minDave Matthews Band is the only band Jon Hamm knows about. ALSO: The faux-intellectualism of tax dodgers. PLUS: John Denver's colossal vocal cords. PLUS PLUS: Identify the audio…
- Episode 214: Blackjack · 1 h 54 minA 214 pounder! Chris tries to talk about tech stuff. ALSO: Wozniak: good guy? PLUS: Greg reveals his nom de pleur?!?!? Song of the week - The Alcohol Stuntband "Arenacross"…
- Episode 213: Let Them Eat Opinion Polls · 1 h 10 minWhen laws are replaced by opinion polls. ALSO: The horific legacyr of Larry Summers. PLUS :A great Genesis song from 1978!! Genesis - "Follow You, fFollow Me"…
- Episode 212: Bruce Springsteen Can't Save Us · 1 h 45 minNashville's intentionally underfunded storm response leads to chaos and death. ALSO: A new documentary about Leni Riefenstahl broaches big, timely subjects. PLUS: A song of the…
- Episode 211: 50 Common Bird Sounds · 1 h 38 minWe're back, and in (sorta) one piece!!!!! First, we talk about the bad news! Then, Chris reads his Advice King column! Thanks for your patience. #CBGML Crooked Fingers - "Cold…
- Cold Brew Conversations VIII: Kristen Toomey · 1 h 36 minKristen Toomey is back!!! We have another DEEP (and fun) conversation about comedy and life. Go see Kristen live any chance you get! Kristen Toomey IG…
- Episode 210: Why Are You Covering Me in Hot Foam If You Don't Expect Me to Moan? · 1 h 18 minWWII vets giving sensual haircuts. ALSO: Chris had no natural part?! PLUS: The new Advice King, and a song of the week by The Velvet Underground!!! Our beloved father, Charles…
- Episode 209: Bring the (mouth) Noise! · 1 h 33 minEconomists getting their minds blown by the basics. ALSO: Airbnb your bathtub. PLUS: Chris is hosting The Devil At Your Heels screening November 19th at The Belcourt Theatre!!!!…
- Episode 208: Every Golfer Voted for Trump · 1 h 36 minHow customer servivce robots lead to golf violence. ALSO: Porn star John Holmes reminiscing about doing things he never actually did. PLUS: Chris Crofton's Punch-Ups, and a song…
- Episode 207: Bill Burr, Bob Dylan and The City of Chicago · 1 h 15 minIt's time for The New York Times to deploy larger fonts. ALSO: Bill Burr's lame excuses. PLUS: Bob Dylan should never have gone to Malibu, and...a song of the week by Bob…
- Episode 206: X-rated Yelp, Featuring "Short Man G and Dino" · 1 h 41 minSexy Yelp! Finding, erm, community at Cinema 1 in Rossville, GA. ALSO: Vision boards with skyscrapers on them. PLUS: A song of the week from Archers of Loaf!!!! Archers of Loaf…
- Episode 205: Free Solo IV - The Great Toaster Scam · 1 h 3 minChris goes it alone! We shattered communities in order to sell more toasters! A song of the week from The Wedding Present. Support the Patreon. PLUS: A new business venture…
- Episode 204: How Did Brad Pitt Master Hollywood? · 1 h 41 minMovies about race cars, and a generation of edgelords. ALSO: A new bell! It sounds like a sound bath bell. PLUS: The real consequences to constantly demonizing other people, and…
- Episode 203: Imagine If We Were on a Yacht, but It Felt Just Like Our Regular House! · 1 h 49 minChris recaps his LA trip!!! ALSO: Monkey-people cannot have access to screens. PLUS: Imagine if we were on a yacht, but it felt just like our regular house - and a song of the…
- Episode 202: The Dignity - and Self-Loathing - of the American Working Class · 1 h 39 minWe discuss two new documentaries that beautifully highlight the dignity - and self-loathing - of the American working class. "Baxter Bi-Rite" (link to another doc by the same…
- Episode 201: Rocky Mountain High (Ketamine), by John Dunbar · 1 h 17 minChris quits his job! ALSO: These monopolists have got us over a virtual barrel. PLUS: A beautiful song of the week from Richard Thompson!!! Richard Thompson - "Beeswing"…
- Episode 200: Free Solo III - I'm Your Man · 1 h 4 minJust Chris! Featuring the unreleased title track from his new album!! "I Don't Believe" video - Directed by Alex R. Johnson. Shot at Coney Island…
- Episode 199: Paying for Dinner with Peacock Feathers · 1 h 18 minDonegan's high-performance caveman clubs! ALSO: How rich people could learn gratitude from Indonesian monkeys trading smartphones for mangos. PLUS: Talking about gender roles to…
- Episode 198: The Grunge Report · 1 h 13 minThe Grunge Report! Chris paid a therapist to talk about Alice in Chains. ALSO: Aging parents. PLUS: A song of the week from Raekwon and Nas!!! Raekwon - "The Omerta"…
- Episode 197: Americans Think Major Brands Are Their Friends · 1 h 31 minEvangelical Christians lying, passionately. Greg Abbott mansplains Football to Flood Victims. ALSO: Greg thinks we should "consult with the French," and try to tow away the…
- Episode 196: Pretty Take Machine™ · 1 h 29 minAUDIO ISSUES and...these motherf*ckers want to kill everybody. ALSO: F*ck Russ Douthat's unpronouncable name. PLUS: An old, relevant, Advice King, and as song of the week from…
- Episode 195: If You Have a Train Set, You Have Low T · 1 h 45 minTheocratic tax-cutting. Russell Vought, abused child. ALSO: Peter Thiel should try calling people stagnant at the Elk's Lodge. PLUS: Chris impersonates modern music! Modern…
- Episode 194: Jedi Brown · 1 h 18 minChris spirals, and Greg does his best to save him. ALSO: How to turn a defunct smoothie company into an opportunity to make a big speech. PLUS: Renaming Buster Brown, and a song…
