CORN DOWN Prank Calls
by dragonmere
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Latest episode
The CORNDOWN pt 344: with Norman Reedus as Scud
The CORNDOWN pt 344: with Norman Reedus as Scud
About this podcast
Prank calls from a weekly live show, with an attempt at original ideas and premises. Hosted by dragonmere and featuring wastedmemory.
Episodes
The newest 50 of 349 episodes
- The CORNDOWN pt 344: with Norman Reedus as ScudThis CORNDOWN part starts down… deep down. The show starts way down, deep down in the bag. This is not a good thing, by the way, as it’s hard to get at. Also they don’t have Coke…
- The CORNDOWN pt 343: with Nash Edgerton as TrentBefore we can do this show, I need to give you my new WiFi password. The internet company changed it and they said I need to update it on all my devices, and I don’t know what…
- The CORNDOWN pt 342: with Jeanne Grandstaff as Daria MorgendorfferNo one ever knows what I’m talking about. It just sucks. I even have a specific Chicken Number, #KF2316, doesn’t help. Whuppy is on a quest to numb his mouth, and I’m fully on…
- The CORNDOWN pt 341: with Lena Headey as Sarah ConnorThe Google has, unsolicited, determined a number of problems with a number of businesses. First and foremost is the fact that they’ve been under-performing; what this means is…
- The CORNDOWN pt 340: with Jenna Elfman as Dharma MontgomeryThis is an unscheduled show, out of the blue, kind of just for no reason. Just like the payments we’re trying to make. Whuppy talks to a man who helps him out with his Century…
- The CORNDOWN pt 339: with Tim Dunigan as Captain Jonathan PowerYou know how when you go to fast food places, they have way better napkins that they aren’t giving you? I know all about this, all too well. So what do you do? You upgrade your…
- The CORNDOWN pt 338: with Doug Parker as Mega ManWhat, actually, is the difference between a window and a door? Tough question. The answer is; nothing. There is no difference between a window and a door. This poses serious…
- The CORNDOWN pt 337: with Evan Peters as Jeffrey DahmerSomething was up with the audio in this CORNDOWN. It kept going silent. Pretty sure that’s not normal. Things aren’t just supposed to go silent. One thing that isn’t silent? The…
- The CORNDOWN pt 336: with Jim Varney as Ernest P. WorrellManagers at fast food places are supposed to have roadside assistance to protect the customers that travel through their drive thru. In this gripping episode of CORNDOWN, we…
- The CORNDOWN pt 335: with Ben Stein as Economics TeacherThis CORNDOWN picks up quickly. Then whuppy has an ongoing issue, and no one is doing anything to help. This persists for another forty minutes. Then we’re back to picking me up…
- The CORNDOWN pt 334: with Nicolas Cage as Castor Troy/Sean ArcherThis is a bad episode; It’s covered in scum. There’s chicken scum, and scum on the buns. Whuppy tries to do a bit on the issue but it doesn’t work out due to packet loss. Scum…
- The CORNDOWN pt 333: with Hayley Mills as Miss Carrie BlissI failed on this one, BIG TIME. First off, I failed to order, then whuppy failed to do a bunch of stuff. This most certainly does not meet my personal standards, and I am…
- The CORNDOWN pt 332: with Patrice O’Neal as T-BoneThis is definitely a double pump’d episode. It starts off with some lost food, some old food, a display model, and setting it to all 9s, then we get into the double pumping. You…
- The CORNDOWN pt 331: with Vincent D’Onofrio as Robert GorenIt’s Mark’s last day, but not for the reason you might think. Things get dark. It’s whuppy’s fault. You gotta check on your inactive employees, not check your brakes in the drive…
- The CORDNOWN pt 330: with H. Jon Benjamin as WalterWhy is it so hard to pay full price? It seems like they’re always forcing promotional discounts on you, and I hate it. It’s a really problem issue. Wastedmemory also discoveres…
- The CORNDOWN pt 329: with Brendon Small as PerryThis show starts with a blocked bike lane. This is not only incredibly unsafe, but it’s annoying and I hate it. You have to keep the bike lane cleared. But every single call…
- The CORNDOWN pt 328: with Timothy Stack as SamA lot of this episode of CORNDOWN takes place in the bathroom. A lot of this episode of CORNDOWN has to do with hair. As such, the first calls are all about finding hair in the…
- The CORNDOWN pt 327: with Mark Holton as Francis BuxtonListen, I don’t know what you think I saw, but I didn’t. I didn’t see anything. And that’s what we’re telling people on the phone. I saw nothing, I’m not going to say anything…
- The CORNDOWN pt 326: with Alyson Court as Loonette the ClownThis is probably the most normal episode ever, and there isn’t any heavy editing. It starts by returning a page we received on our beeper. This leads me to remembering I was…
- The CORNDOWN pt 325: with Chris Isaak as Agent Chester “Chet” DesmondThe first call is about Schwebel’s bread, which is a 120+ year old local bakery, and they announced they were shutting down shortly after this call. I thought they were a…
- The CORNDOWN pt 324: with Greg Lee as Handyman RickI really don’t have a great reason, but this CORNDOWN seems to revolve around nail clippings. I’m not particularly proud of this. Luckily, whuppy gets things wet, and we grab…
- The CORNDOWN pt 323: with Bob McFadden as StargazerThis show starts out with a few grapes, a little encouragement, and then a SERIOUS doublecross. Our famous bowls are all messed up, with wrong ingredients and incorrect…
- The CORNDOWN pt 322: with Kevin Spacey as John DoeThis show starts off strong, as I get a B King to mail a Whopper to my PO box to replace a scratched bun. This leads to wastedmemory having a scratched bag and a creased reciept…
- The CORNDOWN pt 321: with Julianne Moore as Clarice StarlingEver got gravy on your neck? Did it leave a tattoo? Of course it did, so you’ll understand the first batch of calls. We also deal with returning calls we never actually got, and…
- The CORNDOWN pt 320: with Richard Belzer as Detective John MunchWell, what we have here is a heavily goblin themed show. It starts out with red lights across the board, and settings askew. A goblin is blamed, and then focused on for several…
- The CORNDOWN pt 319: with Townsend Coleman as MuckmanThe first half is all KF Chicken. We, or rather I start this CORNDOWN with a couple of loose sacks and a classic stuck lid or two. From there I explore the topic of mullet…
- The CORNDOWN pt 318: with Robert Llewellyn as KrytenOh boy, this episode of CORNDOWN starts off with a man trying to take the piss, MY piss. Not acceptable. This quickly gives way to hangout sessions with staff, where we learn…
- The CORNDOWN pt 317: with Liam Hemsworth as VictorOh wow. This show was a disaster. Partially a national disaster? I don’t know what qualifies, but I deal with heavy ‘technical’ difficulties (I pushed a button by accident), and…
- The CORNDOWN pt 316: with Henry Nixon as DowneyWell, this is a strange one. First call is about a hidden compartment housing a second beef patty, that’s normal. Second call is over half an hour of yelling at a man who says he…
- The CORNDOWN pt 315: with Toby Huss as Artie, “The Strongest Man in the World”This one starts with classic lettuce separation. Classic. Next we try to get premium packaging for our burgers, such as chili containers, drink containers, or anything other than…
- The CORNDOWN pt 314: with Emma Lung as HeatherIt’s a good ol’ fashioned Fish’n’Chips CORNDOWN, as we start strong with french fry themed calls and quickly discover the fun of dropping the fries. We also deal with The Manager…
- The CORNDOWN pt 313: with Chuck Norris as ScottYou ever had a Wendy’s cut your crust off without you asking? Because that’s exactly how this CORNDOWN starts. We also discover the buns don’t match; what with being top and…
- The CORNDOWN pt 312: with Brendon Small as Brendon SmallThis episode of The CORNDOWN is straight goofy. It starts off with a bunch of goofy sandwiches and goofy fries and six diet cokes. According to wastedmemory, some of the goofy…
- The CORNDOWN pt 311: with Lyssa Browne as Slippy ToadIn this episode of CORNDOWN, I start off trying to dress things up a little bit, which leads to several types of complaints about hats on burgers, with a bit of help from someone…
- The CORNDOWN pt 310: with Toby Huss as Kahn SouphanousinphoneOn this CORNDOWN, I keep hitting my head over and over on sandwiches, trying to explain how it happened while wastedmemory adds his own versions of the same kind of injury. That…
- The CORNDOWN pt 309: with Will Lee as Mr. HooperOn this CORNDOWN, I get wrapped up in big talk about an oil tycoon and backing each other up, which then turns into arguments about what counts as inappropriate, especially when…
- The CORNDOWN pt 308: with Chris Pine as Captain James T. KirkOn this CORNDOWN, I get locked in to drive-thru problems that go too far, starting with bathroom questions, fire trucks, and gold burgers, with wastedmemory jumping in for the…
- The CORNDOWN pt 307: with Jared Leto as Angel FaceOn this episode of CORNDOWN, I’m pausing orders and looking for warning signs, while whuppy jumps in with his own version of things. That turns into blood on shirts, in cups, in…
- The CORNDOWN pt 306: with Bryan Cranston as Tim WhatleyOn this CORNDOWN, I start with string but the wheels come off fast and pieces get lost while wastedmemory keeps adding reasons it might be my fault. This includes food getting…
- The CORNDOWN pt 305: with Chris Diamantopoulos as MoeOn this CORNDOWN, I keep coming back to a ziplock bag that somehow turns into individual nuggets and profits, and wastedmemory jumps in with a lesson on how to talk. That slides…
- The CORNDOWN pt 304: with Daws Butler as QuispOn this CORNDOWN, I start with sticky food and an itchy leg that quickly turns into me repeatedly admitting I might have lice. That opens the door to a long run about bugs in…
- The CORNDOWN pt 303: with Pat Fraley as Baxter StockmanOn this CORNDOWN, the first half is all about tires, popping them on purpose, swapping them with a spare, and never being done with it, with wastedmemory making the whole…
- The CORNDOWN pt 302: with Shirley Temple as HeidiOn this CORNDOWN, I start with ice and lettuce. With wasted’s help we move to cheese problems that keep getting flipped, melted, or turned inside out. That leads into a run where…
- The CORNDOWN pt 301: with Michael K Williams as Omar LittleOn this CORNDOWN, I start on the idea of getting food as a gift, with wastedmemory jumping in transfering his customer status. That leads into sneezing from sandwiches, acting…
- The CORNDOWN pt 300: with Debbie Lee Carrington as Valerie VomitOn this CORNDOWN, we start with figuring out what actually makes a gift we like, and naturally get stuck on soap and blankets, with wastedmemory complicating it with directions…
- The CORNDOWN pt 299: with Jason Momoa as Ronon DexOn this CORNDOWN, I start with worrying my dog is going to choke, starting with a small curly, with wastedmemory piling on and making the situation sticky. That leads into a…
- The CORNDOWN pt 298: with Gary Cole as Harvey BirdmanOn this CORNDOWN we start with a stretch about flagpoles that spirals into access issues once wastedmemory jumps in. From there we move into phone use, online photos including…
- The CORNDOWN pt 297: with Michael Shanks as Daniel JacksonOn this CORNDOWN, I start with a run of calls where I try to get people to guess my weight, while whuppy jumps in with his own twist on the “same pants” problem that plagues…
- The CORNDOWN pt 296: with Zach Galifianakis as Chip BasketsOn this episode of CORNDOWN, I explore the idea of doing things in threes and spend some time trying to protect products, with whuppy and buccshot adding their own takes. We…
- The CORNDOWN pt 295: with Joseph Tudisco as Mike SantiniThis episode runs on the same kind of chaotic mall-parking-lot energy as the others. There’s a cat hanging around outside, dad’s trying to go viral, and opting to believe bushes…
