Crunch Wears No Pants
by Crunch Wears No Pants
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RED ALERT! ANT'S KNEE! SEASON IN DANGER! WOLVES TWITTER IS CRASHING…
RED ALERT! ANT'S KNEE! SEASON IN DANGER! WOLVES TWITTER IS CRASHING…
About this podcast
Crunch Wears No Pants is a Minnesota Timberwolves and Lynx podcast hosted by three guys named Brandon, Nate, and Jordan. We talk about the vibes of the team, what happened, what mattered, what probably doesn't, and whatever tangent occurs along the way. It's the Timberwolves podcast you like if you're looking for people who don't take hosting a podcast very seriously, but take Timberwolves basketball very seriously. Maybe too seriously.
Episodes
The newest 20 of 155 episodes
- RED ALERT! ANT'S KNEE! SEASON IN DANGER! WOLVES TWITTER IS CRASHING OUT! · 55 min · Episode 170IT ALL CHANGED A WEEK AGO
- Season Opener vs the Heat Reactions | First Impressions of LaMelo, JK, and more · 47 min · Episode 169THE WOLVES ARE BACK AND LAMELO BALL IS A MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLF. It's a great experience. We react to the season opener against Miami, Anthony Edwards being completely insane, the…
- 2026-27 Timberwolves Over/Unders with Dane Moore · 1 h 19 min · Episode 168Dane Moore joins as our guest for this season's over/unders. Dane also uncovers a bit of a conspiracy where Brandon may be tipping the scales in his favor. Rudy Gobert WILL hit a…
- Pre-Season Reactions and Seeing the Vision of the 2026-27 Wolves · 49 min · Episode 167It's been four thousand years. Welcome back, Panty Nation
- Kuminga Reactions + NEW JERSEY RELEASE INFO · 33 min · Episode 166THE TIMBERWOLVES HAVE NEW JERSEYS ON SALE ON 9/1! THEY ALSO WILL EMPLOY JONATHON KUMINGA! WE TALK ABOUT ALL OF IT
- New Ownership, The Marks/Marcs Draft, Olivia Miles MVP · 52 min · Episode 165This is simply one of the crunch wears no pants episodes of all time
- LeBron's an Idiot, Olivia Miles MVP, WHO IS THE POWER FORWARD, and Spiderman · 1 h 3 min · Episode 164reuploaded cuz of one joke at the 20 minute mark lmao okay see you guys, sorry about this one
- LeEpisode · 45 min · Episode 163this is the episode where we talk about LeBron James joining the Minnesota Timberwolves
- Olivia Miles is the MVP, Timberwolves Rebrand, Wolves Jerseys Draft · 54 min · Episode 161This is allegedly an episode of Crunch Wears No Pants where we spend 15 minutes talking about Olivia Miles, another 15 minutes talking bout jerseys, and then twenty minutes at…
- A referendum on Tim Connelly, Reviewing Over/Unders, and KAT with Kyle Theige · 1 h 6 min · Episode 160Kyle Theige is back to check on Jordan after a series of negative tweets this morning. Everybody yells at one point. We also review the over/unders we did at the beginning of the…
- THE FOURTH ANNUAL CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS YEAR END PANTIE AWARDS EXTRAVAGANZA AKA THE FACWNPYEPAES · 1 h 16 min · Episode 159Im too tired to type a description. here are our show notes: HOW ARE THE VIBES • They lost to the Spurs in 6 games but was it really that close? • Julius Randle ceased giving us…
- THROATGATE! WOLVES TAKE GAME 4! THAT WAS A DISGUSTING ACT BY VICTOR WEMBANYAMA! · 36 min · Episode 158THIS EPISODE DISCUSSES THE HEINOUS AND VILE ACT COMMITTED BY VICTOR WEMBANYAMA IN GAME FOUR OF THE WESTERN CONFERENCE SEMI FINALS. WE ALSO DISCUSS MORE THINGS ABOUT THE GAME…
- The Spurs Fan POV with Gregg Masterson · 1 h 29 min · Episode 157Gregg Masterson from Twins Daily joins to talk about his preferred basketball team, the San Antonio Spurs. We talked about everything. There were misunderstood analogies. There…
- INSTANT REACTIONS TO GAME 1! THE WOLVES STEAL IT IN SAN ANTONIO! · 30 min · Episode 156YOU SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO GOAL TEND IF YOU'RE 9 FEET TALL
- THEY'RE ALL BAD DEFENDERS! THE HOSPITAL WOLVES TAKE DOWN THE NUGGETS IN SIX · 39 min · Episode 155THANK YOU JADEN. THANK YOU TSJ. THANK YOU RUDY GOBERT.
- EMERGENCY! LIVE FROM THE ATRIUM PRE-GAME 6 · 9 min · Episode 154THIS EPISODE IS ONLY RELEVANT FOR 20 MINUTES GO GO GO
- INSTANT REACTIONS TO GAME 3 LIVE FROM THE CONCOURSE · 1 min · Episode 153GENTLEMEN’S SWEEP OPPOSITELY IS ON THE TABLE GUYS WOOOOAAAHHH
- Katy Winge from AltitudeTV joins the pod to tell us "Nuggets in Sixish" · 31 min · Episode 152KATY WINGE JOINS THE POD DEEP FROM ENEMY TERRITORY TO TELL US WHY THE NUGGETS ROCK! IT MADE US SAD BUT KATY IS A JOY! WE TOLD HER ABOUT THE BALKANIZATION OF WOLVES TWITTER! SHE…
- Wolves/Nuggets Preview, Best Burgers in the Twin Cities, Zyon Pullin propaganda · 56 min · Episode 151PLAYOFFS
