Cults I'd Join
by Jesse and Ameran
Latest episode
The Order-- AKA the Kingston Clan
The Order-- AKA the Kingston Clan
About this podcast
Ever see that oddly identical group of people all cramming into a sketchy van or disappearing into rural land, and think to yourself, "I'd like to see what goes on in there..."? Whether you'd put on the matching outfit and dive on in, or just opt to be a fly on the wall, Cults I'd Join takes you to the inside as hosts Ameran and Jesse discuss the pros and cons of each group, what makes them tick, and whether or not they'd join. Join a new cult with us for an hour or so at a time. It's all the zany fun of cult joining, with none of that pesky commitment or potentially really bad decisions!
Episodes
The newest 20 of 108 episodes
- The Order-- AKA the Kingston Clan · 1 h 40 minI should have spelled clan with a K, because this is a hornets nest full of very determined, sneaky, well funded, and dangerous people, with a lot of little ones being raised to…
- Foundations for Nations Church vs Everyone · 1 h 16 minThis one is a tale as old as time, but we'd love to retire it! If you've been watching the news lately, you may have heard about the church who planted themselves in the middle…
- Hobos · 1 h 41 minGrab your bindle stick and your best banjo and let's go train hopping with our friends, the hobo's! The Stone Soup is waiting for you! Original song and performance by Devon…
- The Faerie Faiths · 1 h 45 minYou guys this is just as awesome as it sounds. Just get over here and join this faery cult with me!!! Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to…
- The Kalaidzhi Bride Market · 1 h 28 minWe love the Roma people, and the Kalaidzhi clan of Bulgaria is still practicing an old tradition. Every closed societal group has to decide what they will keep and discard as…
- The Cult of Nature Boy Part 1 · 1 h 27 minWell. Yet another group of super pretty people who's van I TOTALLY would have gotten into, just disappointing me again. Nature Boy, nature would like it's stuff back. Original…
- The Hellfire Club · 1 h 40 minThis club has everything. Dinner and entertainment? Check. Centuries-old sites for your secret rituals? Chickety Check. Sweet costumes, masked orgies, political scandal, real…
- False Prophet, Episode 3 · 1 h 21 minIf you've ever wondered what might happen if you load a bunch of young girls into a cattle trailer, attempt to take them on the road across state lines, and don't even bother to…
- False Prophet, Episode 1 · 1 h 18 minI thought I'd gift you all this one as a bonus episode from our Patreon page! This is episode 1 of the 4 part series, and episode 2 is out on Patreon today. Please enjoy yet…
- Suddenly Amish, Episode 8 · 1 h 26 minThis is it, you guys. It's the moment of truth. Will these English people who have only been away from their homes for 8 weeks join the Amish? Will the Amish invite them to join?…
- Suddenly Amish, Episode 7 · 55 minJudah's mama is learning some valuable life lessons, and so am I. Occasionally, she and I can be some judgy b's. Our Amish friends and our English friends are doing some great…
- WWOOFers! · 1 h 20 minHave you ever been a WOOFer? Or a WWOOFie? Or perhaps traveled in a WWOOF pack? Either way, this episode is for you-- we're traveling the world and we're doing it in sensible…
- Suddenly Amish, Episode 5 · 1 h 9 minOh, it's Sunday in Amish country babes and we are getting our CHURCH ON! By which I mean most of these giant babies are bailing and yet again reminding me why THEY CAN'T SIT WITH…
- Centrepoint · 1 h 53 minThis one is tough, and you should only listen if you're feeling pretty tough yourself. Otherwise, please go re-listen to something more fun, and meet us back here next week…
- Suddenly Amish, Episode 3 · 1 h 21 minBJ is finally living her Amish dream, and bats and Esmerelda are RUINING EVERYTHING... Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the…
- The Raelians · 1 h 37 minHear me out. They're not perfect, they're a full 10 on the wackadooiness meter, but they'll let me run around naked in the streets of Paris, and their potlucks are vegan, which…
- The Black Panther Party for Self Defence · 1 h 47 minAin't no party like a Black Panther Party 'cause a Black Panther Party EDUCATES AND FEEDS PEOPLE AND MAKES THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. Plus the fit and potlucks are a YES. Original…
- Suddenly Amish, Episode 1 · 1 h 26 minYou guys knew we'd end up here, right?? We're joining the Amish with a bunch of English people who I'm already wanting to fist fight in the parking lot of theStroop-Waffle-House…
- Andrea Yates-- The Cult Behind the Killer · 2 h 0 minWe're joining a real disappointment of a cult this week, but the story is a twisty ride worth taking. And while the lack of sweet costuming is CRIMINAL, the wackadooiness is…
- Dr. Bronner's · 1 h 14 minYes, the one you're thinking of. ALL ONE ALL ONE ETERNAL FATHER ETERNALLY ONE!!! If you haven't been reading these words and more every time you're soaping up in your birthday…
