Dice Funk - D&D Comedy
by Austin Yorski
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Dice Funk S13: Part 16 - All the Horses' Tendons
Dice Funk S13: Part 16 - All the Horses' Tendons
About this podcast
An actual-play podcast about goblins, anarchists, lesbians, and lesbian goblin anarchists. It will make you both laugh and cry. Every season is a self-contained story, so start with the latest campaign!
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- Dice Funk S13: Part 16 - All the Horses' Tendons · 1 h 47 min · Episode 593No one is more qualified to rub elbows with the leaders of nations than the Nighty Knights, three goofballs who are all actively falling apart. Let's see how they mess up this…
- Dice Funk S13: Part 15 - The Devil's Penis · 1 h 57 min · Episode 592The Bloodmoon Gala Arc begins! Baron invests in some security for his bank by cutting a deal with a large pirate. Desiree introduces herself to a high society goth Pokémon…
- Dice Funk S13: Part 14 - Department of Monster Vehicles · 2 h 2 min · Episode 591Downtime will commence soon. Please take a number and stand in line. Now Serving: Bat Skeleton Tombstone Baron gets some family time in with his brother Peasant. Desiree runs…
- UNLOCKED - Dice Funk S13.5: Part 10 - The Shack That Sucks You Off · 2 h 2 min · Episode 590Helioknights vs. Anasa tristis Austin “Scrolls” Yorski is the Sungeon Master. Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Patreon: Patreon.com/AustinYorski…
- Dice Funk S13: Part 13 - Commence the Jiggling · 1 h 33 min · Episode 589The Nighty Knights fight a sinister saccharine soldier. Will they have time to investigate the necromantic magic and save the children before the forces of the Sun catch them…
- Dice Funk S13: Part 12 - To Beewolf or Not to Beewolf · 1 h 37 min · Episode 588A colossus of New León blocks the path into Castle Goldenblossom! Baron becomes infused with the power of the swarm. Desiree contemplates the potential of stridulation. Stiorra…
- UNLOCKED - Dice Funk S13.5: Part 07 - CLIMACTIC JOUST · 2 h 15 min · Episode 587Helioknights vs. The Zenith Festival Austin “Scrolls” Yorski is the Sungeon Master. Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Patreon: Patreon.com/AustinYorski…
- Crew Gunk: Part 31 - Aforementioned Wenches · 44 min · Episode 586Mandy "Pixie Peculiar" Burkhead rides into battle with Sienna Terrwynne the dragonborn fighter. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Mandy…
- Crew Gunk: Part 30 - Specifically, Question Mark · 52 min · Episode 585Nik "NikFTime" Freeman wakes up on the podcast with no memory of creating Yerus IX, tabaxi monk. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Nik…
- Dice Funk S13: Part 11 - "World's Oldest Worm" · 1 h 30 min · Episode 584The Nighty Knights cross the border for a rescue mission. Baron gathers pollen and peppermint to prepare for a showdown with Queenie Goldenblossom. Desiree leaves her son behind…
- Dice Funk S13: Part 10 - Scary Wraith Jackalope · 2 h 3 min · Episode 583Downtime has come early yet again. That will teach those dastardly sun worshippers a lesson about meeting with their neighbors and calmly offering a deal. Baron lets Norab take…
- Dice Funk S13: Part 09 - Werewolf Domino Theory · 1 h 32 min · Episode 582The Nighty Knights have yet again attacked a powerful enemy way ahead of schedule. Time to fight to the death while wildly outnumbered, as the environment itself collapses into…
- Dice Funk S13: Part 08 - Syr Gorvin Derrière · 1 h 56 min · Episode 581A shocking murder kicks off the Hunter Arc! Baron lets Norab take the wheel. Desiree acquires an illegal silver arrow. Stiorra Stitches takes great offense at a blasphemous sun…
- Dice Funk S13: Part 07 - Hatsmune Creepu · 1 h 39 min · Episode 580The second downtime session finally establishes the team's name and home base! Baron preaches the good word of currency manipulation to Thresher the harvestkin and a gaggle of…
- Crew Gunk: Part 29 - I Coulda Been a Large Son · 52 min · Episode 579Let's talk about a major character shift after the Missing Farm Arc. Content warning: genital damage STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social…
- Dice Funk S13: Part 06 - Alien Owl Pellet · 1 h 33 min · Episode 578With the immediate danger defeated prematurely, the party circles back around to the other objectives of their quest: recover the livestock and identify the mastermind. Baron…
- Dice Funk S13: Part 05 - Grub One Out Real Quick · 1 h 33 min · Episode 576Spooky Squad investigates the mystery of the missing farm. Baron tries to recruit a strange, spiky assistant. Desiree finds a use for the niche spell Rope Trick. Stiorra…
- Crew Gunk: Part 28 - If ADHD was a Deer · 1 h 0 min · Episode 577Joa "Pussyfullawasps" Yorski is Jak "Shredder" Schroeder the ardling (stag) bard. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Joa Yorski…
- UNLOCKED - Dice Funk S13.5: Part 01 - VORE ME · 1 h 49 min · Episode 575Season 13.5 is New León. The sun never sets. Knights fight monsters. Death to the moon. Austin “Scrolls” Yorski is the Sungeon Master. Bluesky…
- Crew Gunk: Part 27 - A Dealer for Your Taters · 48 min · Episode 574Brennan "Iowa" Dicefunk cooks up Baltoris Stageiros Thymerolmot the harengon rogue. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social SUPPORT…
- Dice Funk S13: Part 04 - Big Unnaturals · 1 h 47 min · Episode 573It's the first downtime of Dynias! I bet it will be normal and not gross. Baron engages in a contest of evil with his nemesis, Luca the vampire. Desiree crashes a pumpkin party…
- Dice Funk S13: Part 03 - Ho Ho Ho, It's Me, Mr. Sunshine · 1 h 53 min · Episode 572Queenie Goldenblossom--the dreaded helioknight--is behind the missing children. Her machinations MUST BE STOPPED. Baron attempts to eat a ghost, but it attempts to eat him back…
- Dice Funk S13: Part 02 - Take a Toe, Leave a Toe · 1 h 46 min · Episode 571The party gets sidetracked by a vendor and a weird tree on their way to save children from a hag. Baron adopts his alter ego: Norab. Desiree parlays with wolves. Stiorra…
- Dice Funk S13: Part 01 - You Don't Stand a Ghost of a Chance · 1 h 54 min · Episode 570Austin Yorski is Desiree the thri-kreen ranger. Laura Kate Dale is Baron the harvestkin barbarian. Quinn Larios is Stiorra Stitches the golem sorcerer. STARRING - Austin Yorski…
- Crew Gunk: Part 26 - Pumpkin Fluid Transfusion · 49 min · Episode 569Laura "LauraKBuzz" Kate Dale strikes a dastardly deal to portray The Baron, a harvestkin (goliath) barbarian. STARRING - Laura Kate Dale…
- Crew Gunk: Part 25 - Éclater / Rayon / Raytheon · 1 h 12 min · Episode 568Michael "Skitch" Schiciano leaps into the season with Syr Apollo Leon XXXII the tabaxi barbarian. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social…
- Crew Gunk: Part 24 - Spit on Me, Moon Daddy · 1 h 3 min · Episode 567Quinn "RolloT" Larios shambles back onstage with Stiorra Stitches the golem sorcerer. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Quinn Larios…
- Crew Gunk: Part 23 - He's Small · 53 min · Episode 566Dan "sludgegoblino" Leonard presents: Runt the human paladin. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Dan Leonard…
- Crew Gunk: Part 22 - Smite the Gourds! · 53 min · Episode 565Sara "Cosmignon" DeVoe fervently wishes for you to enjoy Lady Lin the aarakocra warlock. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Sara…
- Crew Gunk: Part 21 - My Large C.H.U.D. Son · 56 min · Episode 564Austin Yorski scuttles across the table to play Desiree the thri-kreen ranger. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale…
- Dice Funk S13: Part 00 - Cucked by the Werewolf Caucus · 1 h 33 min · Episode 563Season 13 is called Dynias. There are pumpkins. This podcast is the only Bloodborne available on PC. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social…
- Crew Gunk: Part 20 - Colonel Creepy (S12 Post-Mortem) · 1 h 22 min · Episode 561Yes, he does the voice the whole time. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura Kate Dale…
- Dice Funk S12: Part 69 - APORKALYPSE Biscuits (FINALE) · 2 h 23 min · Episode 562"The dragons! The dragons are avaricious, insatiable, treacherous; without pity, without remorse. But are they evil? Who am I, to judge the acts of dragons?… They are wiser than…
- Dice Funk S12: Part 68 - Operation Four Under Par · 1 h 57 min · Episode 560The final boss fight of Season 12 stretches from the Cookie Mountains to the edge of the world. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Laura…
- Dice Funk S12: Part 67 - A Gooch of Grundlepedes · 1 h 14 min · Episode 559ONE LAST JOB. BACK WHERE IT ALL BEGAN. KILL THE UNKILLABLE. Dicaprio Devereaux eats a cursed painting. Doc Hop handles some animals. Rex Maximus bets everything on a Persuasion…
- Dice Funk S12: Part 66 - Maya Was Right · 1 h 30 min · Episode 558Turbo has a big day out. Actually, Turbo has about 40 big years out. They grow up so fast. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Joa…
- Dice Funk S12: Part 65 - Myconid Chemical Romance · 1 h 46 min · Episode 557It's the final downtime of Season 12. The Cookie Mountains are now under new management. Dicaprio Devereaux becomes the cool aunt. Doc Hop struggles with growing up to be her…
- Dice Funk S12: Part 64 - Mystical Magical Bahama Mamas · 1 h 16 min · Episode 556Desdemona and Dicaprio Devereaux spend some time in the service of the Church of the Riddle Fish. Starring - Austin Yorski: @AustinYorski Quinn Larios: @rollot AUDIO…
- Dice Funk S12: Part 63 - Stop Sucking My Wife!! · 1 h 53 min · Episode 555"The dragon magic alters their surroundings, turning weapons into toys and spells into stage effects. All Strikes and other damaging effects used in the aura gain the nonlethal…
- Dice Funk S12: Part 62 - Violently Shaking the Baby · 1 h 41 min · Episode 554Cymbeline puppeteers. Cymbeline changes plans. Cymbeline throws up. Cymbeline learns a valuable lesson about trust. STARRING - Austin Yorski…
- Dice Funk S12: Part 61 - Nature vs. Nurture vs. Cymbeline · 1 h 34 min · Episode 550Cymbeline is loved. Cymbeline is slimed. Cymbeline hatches. Cymbeline crashes. STARRING - Austin Yorski: https://bsky.app/profile/austinyorski.bsky.social Michael "Skitch"…
- Dice Funk S12: Part 60 - Soup Inspector · 1 h 52 min · Episode 552Anti-Magic Anne’s Basilisk ‘n’ Robins Burger Duchess Cold Steel Creamery Jackin’ the Mimic Kunty Kreme McDullahan's Offal House Panda Sexpress Popeye of the Beholder Taco Hell…
- Crew Gunk: Part 19 - RIP Johnny · 45 min · Episode 553Austin and Skitch give an update on the show. SUPPORT - Patreon.com/AustinYorski AUDIO - ReMix: Final Fantasy VI "A Fistful of Nickels" - OC ReMix DISCORD…
- Dice Funk S12: Part 59 - Too Strong to be Divorced · 1 h 30 min · Episode 551The family settles its disagreements with violence. Doc Hop pulls the worst card possible from her Deck of No Synergies: the Uncanny Cavy. Rex Maximus receives increasingly…
- Dice Funk S12: Part 58 - Aunt's Ashes · 1 h 45 min · Episode 549Orlando's original hoard is revealed. Doc Hop loses access to the magic of one of her oldest items. Rex Maximus absorbs and channels his ancestor. Ulysses takes his Adderall and…
- Dice Funk S12: Part 57 - Unicorn Fart Boner Three · 1 h 19 min · Episode 548The party delves into the dragon-sized depths of Orlando's old lair. Doc Hop learns why warlocks use Eldritch Blast. Rex Maximus guesses a ghost's birthday. Ulysses gets…
- Dice Funk S12: Part 56 - Nipple Clamps of the Wasteland King · 1 h 35 min · Episode 547Sycorax leads the party back to the ruins of the old world to plunder Orlando's original hoard. Doc Hop catches up with her resurrected mother. Rex Maximus acquires a war rig…
- Dice Funk S12: Part 55 - She Doesn't Swallow · 1 h 58 min · Episode 546The cold war is officially hot as hell. Lace offers to facilitate a deception of Andronicus. Schmegglesby reminds everyone of the mystery of Orlando's old hoard. York suggests a…
- Dice Funk S12: Part 54 - R&G's RBG RGBs · 1 h 37 min · Episode 545The Falconbridge Arc comes to a dramatic climax. Dicaprio weighs the pros and cons of surrender. Hop is encouraged to kill everyone. Rex entertains the offer of an army…
- Dice Funk S12: Part 53 - Why Are You a Dragon? · 1 h 43 min · Episode 544Although the siblings immediately acquired a clue to the whereabouts of the Cymbelines, they also found themselves in the middle of an uprising at Lady Falconbridge's lair!…
