About this podcast
Weekly humorous short stories for grown-ups. Engaging plots, rich character development, and intelligent dialogue are carefully edited out. Enjoy!
Episodes
The newest 20 of 100 episodes
- The End · 8 min · Season 4 Episode 13Final episode without music or fanfare. This show will remain available for when you want to come back and listen to a story. Thank you all so very much for the almost two years…
- Count down replay: Worried Wendell Episode 1 · 20 min · Season 4 Episode 12This was the beginning of the Worried Wendell series. If you haven't heard it before and want to know what happens to our hero, the rest of the series is available on this…
- Count down replay: Beauty and the Torture Librarian · 34 min · Season 4 Episode 10I had a blast recording this story and the commercial, but am terrified, I mean absolutely terrified, of singing in public. But I have awesome listeners, and even got feedback…
- Count down replay: Agent Muffet · 24 min · Season 4 Episode 10As we count down to the 100th (and last) episode of Discount Storytime, this was our first story read by our resident voice actor, Larry. Enjoy! Our next episode is in two weeks…
- Freddy Cat and the Cabin · 31 min · Season 4 Episode 9Freddy finds a mysterious cabin with a mysterious owner. Is it too good to be true? Of course! But can the kittens save him in time? Also, Discount Storytime is coming to an end…
- Roasted Corn · 30 min · Season 4 Episode 8This week's story is a parody of Stephen King classic short story “Children of the Corn.” Enjoy! Content warning for movie spoilers, bullying, profanity, violence, and body…
- Freddy Cat · 28 min · Season 4 Episode 7When Freddy Cat stumbles into the town of Bramble, he makes three new friends. Next week's story: Roasted Corn based on Stephen King’s “Children of the Corn” short story. Also…
- Dr. Giggles, Medicine Woman · 35 min · Season 4 Episode 6This story is a mashup of the 1992 slasher "Dr. Giggles" and the first episode of "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman" which aired in 1993. Enjoy! Content warning for movie…
- Pickleball! (a historical romance) · 36 min · Season 4 Episode 5Nothing says 'historical romance' like pickleball. Enjoy this entertaining and educational tour through the history of this amazing sport – with romance! Next week's story is a…
- Hokey Pokey Hospital of Horror · 37 min · Season 4 Episode 4This week's story is a parody of the 1973 horror movie, “Horror Hospital.” Just to let you know, this episode has a passionate sex scene. Scandalous! Enjoy! Content warning for…
- Discount Ideas #2 · 14 min · Season 4 Episode 3Happy New Year!!! Welcome to Discount Storytime’s end of the year compilation of Discount Ideas. If you follow this show on Bluesky, you may have seen a few of these posted. But…
- Killer Klothes from Outer Space · 31 min · Season 4 Episode 2To all our listeners I want to wish happy holidays to you and the ones you love. This week's story is an homage to an 80's horror classic "Killer Klowns from Outer Space." And…
- Season 4 - We're Back!!! · 34 min · Season 4 Episode 1We're Baaack!!!! Long story short, Discount Storytime is home. :-) If you have downloaded this episode, would you please, please click the "say hi" link below and let me know you…
- Season 3 Finale - Floppy Hands · 21 min · Season 3 Episode 18What happens if you lose your hand bones in a card game? Content warning for profanity, horror elements, and body horror. This story was read by voice actor Grande. He can be…
- Indecent Pitchfork · 28 min · Season 3 Episode 17A monster, an angry mob, and a proposal. Content warning for sexual themes. Click here for CHICKEN FRIED HORROR! "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay…
- Replay of 'Cranberries and Romance' · 23 min · Season 3 Episode 16This week is a reply of season one's Thanksgiving Special. Enjoy Our sponsor this week is "Leche Bell Grande." Enjoy! Content Warning: Horror elements, Profanity Here is the link…
- Short Story: Toe Jamalama Fatalis · 25 min · Season 3 Episode 15Click here for our new podcast - CHICKEN FRIED HORROR! Hear the lost audio journal of a true POS (Pioneer Of Science). Enjoy! (You can also read this story here.) Content warning…
- Short Story: Sand Trap · 22 min · Season 3 Episode 14Click here for our new podcast - CHICKEN FRIED HORROR! Will Geraldine ever make a friend at the park? Enjoy! (You can also read this story here.) Content warning for childhood…
- Briar Rose (the lost first version) · 20 min · Season 3 Episode 13Click here for our new podcast - CHICKEN FRIED HORROR! The long lost original version of Sleeping Beauty, or "Briar Rose." Enjoy! Discount Idea #68: "You don’t have to be “in”…
- Spooky Story: Tiny House · 21 min · Season 3 Episode 12A Discount SPOOKYtime story! Happy Halloween! (You can also read this story here.) Discount Idea #63: Some people beat the living daylights out of a stranger. That is cruel…
