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An adult comedy podcast featuring the weirdest stuff around the Internet. WTF and cringe audio, weird news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks.
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- Demon Face Syndrome Copy-Pastes Poodles Onto Bus Passengers · 50 minAI Mead Escapes the GuardrailsAnother voice-cloning service bans Tim, so he builds his own local system with no moderators, no filters and absolutely no responsible adult…
- Diaper Boy Shat His Final Pair of Pants · 52 minDiaper Boy reaches his grim finale, the vacuum titty witness gets remixed, Jimothy the compressed raccoon receives death threats, and one Call of Duty player accidentally…
- My Ass Destroyed the Vacuum Twice · 52 minNathan Resurrects the Vacuum Saga • Nathan from Virginia sponsors the week before trading his mechanic career for stay-at-home fatherhood. His farewell request: revisit the…
- Warlocks Are Hanging Piss Bags in the Trees - NEW EPISODE · 1 h 28 minMidterm Meltdown Theater • The 2026 midterms paint the map with what Tim calls a blue cocky. He would have been equally delighted by a red-wave bloodbath, provided one side…
- Vampire Birds and Repeated Ass Stabbings · 24 minEpisode Summary Professor Malevolence unleashes the longest Test of Patience in Distorted View history: more than 20 minutes of chicken tetrazzini, rainbow bread, vampire birds…
- Getting Deep-Dicked by the Spirit Realm · 53 minOn Todays Show: Some Guy in Japan reveals that Mead’s deleted YouTube video was not removed merely for suggesting Hitler could reach heaven through repentance.Mead reportedly…
- Molotov Cock Chucker Declared Mentally Competent for Trial · 53 minEpisode Summary Mead Skelton puts Epstein and Hitler on heaven’s guest list, TikTok’s newest medical encyclopedia dares everyone to hate her, a penis-burning arson suspect is…
- Your iPad Is Thin and Your Penis Is Tiny · 51 minEpisode SummaryA nail-salon birthday discount becomes a constitutional crisis, a TikTok tree seeks hormone therapy, a soccer coach flips furniture, and a Florida burglar films…
- Vintage Gay Porn Teaches Self-Love Through Satanic Intercourse · 51 minSimple Living with Leanne Paisley HowellLeanne Paisley Howell celebrates the Devil’s Christmas with wholesome seasonal crafts involving menstrual blood, human skin and cursed…
- Serial Lawn Shitting Turns Into Prestige Television · 49 minThe Mead Skelton Collector’s Edition Nobody RequestedPatrono Farts sends Tim a ten-inch copy of Mead’s We Talk in Circles EP and the two-song From the Outside Looking In CD…
- Dream Home Comes With a Decomposing Cottage Corpse · 41 minEpisode SummaryOhio politics crawls beneath the sewer line, a subway racist battles the Black Boogeyman, Ric Flair drunkenly torpedoes a wedding, and a football fan allegedly…
- Forced Diapering, Fishy Cunt Fumes and a Missing Dildo · 57 minEpisode Summary Sagittarius Shouty discovers that dating another prostitute brings double the raw sex and triple the drama, Mead explains why umbrellas and iced coffee are not…
- Doctors Peel Hardened Vaseline From Homemade Super-Dicks · 43 minOn Today's Show: Mead Skelton Casts His Aging Burden Unto God • Mead Skelton announces that obsessing over his looks made him physically ill and may have caused diarrhea, so he…
- Missing Girl’s Skull Became the Pub’s Favorite Ashtray · 47 minEpisode Summary A feverish Tim powers through a very special Monday featuring sitcom bongs, an allegedly impaired political candidate, corpse abuse, a missing girl’s skull…
- Lamb Chop Mops Up Florida Man’s Ropes of Ejaculation · 47 minEpisode Summary Phantom furry pregnancies collide with a filthy stinkhole sermon, Mead Skelton submits photographic evidence of eternal youth, a congressman declares war on…
- Drug-Resistant Rim-Job Diarrhea Is Coming for Your Butt · 50 minOn Today's Show: Tim Versus Technology • The supposedly broken DV voicemail line was working perfectly. Gmail had simply been stuffing every freak message into spam while Tim…
- Food Delivery Driver Drinks Piss Straight From His Hands · 47 minEpisode Summary Tim salutes departed food-bucket prophet Jim Bakker, watches Meade Skelton discover the blessings of lifelong rejection and visits three remarkable workplaces…
- Elephant Receives Watermelon-Sized Silicone Replacement Testicles · 43 minEpisode Summary Tim heads north for emergency maternal iPhone support while the show digs up a 2018 classic featuring simulated schizophrenia, royal race panic, an eight-pound…
- It's Taint-Tober! Plus: The Stinky Foot Show Fetish Videocast Review · 49 minOn Today's Show: ⛪ Pastor Manning Visits The Boyscast • Episode sponsor Tree Lover directs Tim toward Pastor James David Manning’s appearance on The Boyscast, complete with…
- Wheel of Fortune’s Announcer Allegedly Spins Into Child Predator Radio · 50 minEpisode Summary A former Wheel of Fortune announcer allegedly moonlights in the world’s least family-friendly radio format, Galileo 2333 defends Mr. Wizard from imaginary…
- Penis Eats Pork Sausage Breakfast Through the Wrong Hole · 48 minOn Today's Show: A Breakfast Sandwich Enters the Urethra • Tim discovers Paws Cumslave, a content creator who feeds pieces of a pork-sausage breakfast sandwich to his penis…
- Bubbles the Puke-Eating Dolphin Bullies Fish Until They Vomit Lunch · 47 minEpisode Summary Norman Wicks upgrades his homelessness to a suspicious ambulance-van, Meade forgets to remember 9/11 on schedule, a dolphin bullies fish into vomiting lunch, and…
- Would You Eat Penis-Flavored Potato Chips And Circumcision Pork Rinds? · 46 minEpisode Summary Meade Monday returns with three defensive emails, a Christian virgin hunt disguised as church attendance, fraudulent spiritual penises, an alleged toddler fight…
- Rotten Meat, Pus, and Vomit Perfume Is the Perfect Stocking Stuffer · 38 minOn Today's Show: Grandma’s Green Colon Cleanse • An elderly woman delivers a vivid review of the massive green bowel movement produced by apples and leafy vegetables. • The…
- Sissy Boy Pubic Hair Escaping a Psychic Thong · 45 minEpisode Summary Alexis K. Tyler receives another useless supernatural transmission, dating profiles declare cat ownership gay, two alleged predators make terrible decisions…
- If Incest Happened Only a Hundred Times, Is It Really Incest? · 48 minFBI Hiring Rules Get More Uncomfortable • FBI Director Kash Patel faces bipartisan Senate questioning over revised applicant standards that no longer make certain past…
- The Serial Foot Sniffer Returns to the Streets · 50 minEpisode Summary • A furious man patrols the sidewalk spraying passersby with what he insists is chocolate milk while exchanging the sort of gentle neighborhood pleasantries…
- Diarrhea Champion Weaponizes Shared Gym Equipment to Win · 50 minA confused New Yorker mistakes a 9/11 drone tribute for demonic shape-shifting, the Prescription Lady inherits Cheryl Murkowski’s prolapse anthem, Galileo demands more rights for…
- Cow Dung Smoothies Cannot Cure Pesticide Poisoning · 54 minEpisode Summary A spaghetti anthem inspires an AI-powered Meade tribute, porn hypnosis reaches new levels of digital brain rot, a loudmouth streamer receives instant sidewalk…
- Florida Woman Deploys the Emergency Poop Bucket · 48 minEpisode Summary • A sentimental remix of DJ Sammy’s Heaven follows a little girl sending yearly updates to her father, supposedly killed in the September 11 attacks. Middle-aged…
- Cam Whores to Fund Military Drones · 47 minEpisode Summary • DV listener Promo Code demands another daily serving of Meade Skelton, forcing Tim to excavate the short-lived Mead Trivia Series. One episode technically…
- Google, Define Micropenis and Emotional Abuse · 44 minEpisode Summary An encore episode stuffed with domestic Google abuse, Tim’s blistering hatred for Dhar Mann, a drunken mall slap-fight performance piece, senile fence-destroying…
- Wheel of Misfortune: I’d Like to Solve the Pedophile · 50 minIt’s Friday, freaks, and Tim returns from a routine physical looking like a bloodless, vaccine-filled cartoon character. He also celebrates learning that he can skip the…
- Blowing Nano Particles Out Of Your Ass With A Car Wash Vacuum · 51 minEpisode Summary Today’s show wanders through fake sandworms in children’s stomachs, a man airing out his ass with a vacuum hose, a preacher comparing humanity to tampons, and an…
- Going to Church For Those Big Wet Ass Sermons · 53 minEpisode Summary Tim returns from the eldercare trenches slightly more rested, heavily medicated by expired Percocet science, and ready to unload about nursing-home roommate hell…
- Assman Returns While Tim Eats Clinton-Era Pantry Shit · 47 minEpisode Summary Tim rolls in on fumes after hauling furniture, sleeping on a bare apartment floor, and excavating ancient pantry relics from his mom’s place, so Monday gets a…
- Dad Wore Panties, Ate Poop, And Lost His Mind · 45 minEpisode Summary Friday’s show closes the week with birthday cum-fart sponsorship chaos, Arby’s herpes horror, Fungal Shell Joe apparently menacing the president, Mr. Piss Air…
- Target Selling Jim Crow Clowncore Costumes · 51 minEpisode Summary Wednesday’s show spirals from creepy soundalikes and white-nationalist pulpit poison into holy-roller rage, cat-owner insanity, Target accidentally reinventing…
- Pervert Glasses for the Modern Sex Offender · 1 h 3 minEpisode Summary Monday’s show lurches from Tim’s real-life emergency room nightmare straight into a parade of fraud, surveillance panic, pervert-tech horror, and an anime-themed…
- The Great AI Data Center Piss Drive of 2026 · 43 minIt’s the Friday show, freaks! Tim wraps up the week with a late-night prank-call experiment alongside Brad Carter, a woman accused of stabbing her boyfriend and cutting off his…
- Life Hack: Wash Your Shitty Panties In The Coffee Maker · 49 minEpisode Summary Tim checks in with Apple Podcast paranoia, a failed attempt to terrorize a sponsor’s sister, Mead Skelton’s latest accidentally revealing sermon on effeminate…
- Your Asshole Hair Acts As a Fart Dampener · 42 minEpisode Summary Monday’s show opens with fake Christian butt-rock, rolls straight into disorder fakers melting down on TikTok, a bus weirdo blaming lesbians for the birth rate, a…
- Stop Showering and Let the Pussy Cometh · 55 minEpisode Summary Friday’s mess features Ted “Golden Voice” Williams slipping back into hard drugs, a Christian TikToker taking relationship advice from Dorothy via a direct phone…
- Meade Finally Admits He’s Effeminate · 34 minEpisode Summary Wednesday’s slightly storm-damaged episode checks in on Meade Skelton after yet another romantic failure, laughs at a panic-stupid conspiracy that claimed Earth…
- Area Pervert Threatens Government - "Unlock My Fucking Anime" · 50 minEpisode Summary • Pastor Steven Anderson returns with a sermon that somehow gets worse every second, including the charming claim that you can’t rape your wife, women should be…
- Stealing A Dead Child’s Cremated Ashes In The Name Of Love · 50 minEpisode Summary Friday’s show is a glorious freak parade featuring Mead Skelton’s employment delusions, a Florida stalker who thought stealing a dead child’s ashes might win back…
- Before Semen Lattes, Starbucks Was Brewing Gay Ebola · 43 minThis Best Of trip back to 2014 revisits the moment Pastor Manning first decided Starbucks was basically a gay Ebola delivery system, with bonus stops at a snot-dripping breakup…
- Spirits Of The Dead Love To Show Of Their Big Girthy Penises · 50 minEpisode Summary Wednesday’s show salutes women’s baseball with a truly punishing national anthem, checks in on Meade Skelton’s latest rich-guy bootlicking and suspiciously gay…
- The Four Butthole Demon Wanted My Asparagus · 54 minEpisode Summary Monday’s show lurches from a four-butthole demon sex nightmare to Christian car-paranoia, Rachel Gerster wishing chemo-baby horrors on a woman with cancer, and a…
- Pastor Dung Pusher And The Helpful International Gimp · 52 minEpisode Summary Friday’s show celebrates birthday-week filth with Tonetta tributes, Pastor Manning’s truly graphic anti-gay sermon work, a plane passenger who got booted for…
