About this podcast
Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver.
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Episodes
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- Watford 0-0 Middlesbro | Post Match Phone In · 1 h 15 minAn injury/suspension-ravaged Watford side produced a performance full of heart, determination and no little bravery to hold high-flying Middlesbrough to a 0-0 draw at Vicarage…
- WATFORD V MIDDLESBRO | THE OPPOSITION VIEW · 39 minPete and Justin look ahead to the visit of high-flying Middlesbrough, but first there's the small matter of Watford's spectacular second-half collapse at Norwich. We discuss the…
- POST MATCH PHONE IN | WATFORD 1-0 LINCOLN CITY · 1 h 18 minWatford secured three precious points against Lincoln City thanks to a moment of quality from Stephy Mavididi in a match that threatened to give football a bad name. The…
- Norwich City v Watford: The Opposition View · 57 minIt's the Norwich City preview, and Peter welcomes back our good friend Adam from The Pink ’Un to find out why things haven't quite gone according to plan at Carrow Road. Philippe…
- WOLVES 1-0 WATFORD | POST MATCH PHONE IN · 1 h 17 minAnother away day, another defeat and another 1,700 Watford supporters wondering quite why they bothered making the journey. Wolves took the points with a 1-0 victory, but it was…
- Elton & Roy Week - A nonsense review · 59 minWell, it had been a quiet week at Watford Football Club. Apart from two spectacular collapses, an intervention from Sir Elton John, an increasingly heated debate amongst…
- WOLVES VS WATFORD | THE OPPOSITION VIEW · 33 minIt's Wolves away, and we're joined by Connor of the Molineux View, who appears to have commandeered Molineux itself, switched on the floodlights and settled in for a chat. We…
- WATFORD 2-0 CHARLTON ATH | POST MATCH PHONE IN Pt 2 · 58 minWell, that wasn't quite what we were expecting! After two thoroughly miserable defeats, Watford somehow rediscovered the concept of playing football and dispatched Nathan Jones's…
- WATFORD 2-0 CHARLTON ATH | POST MATCH PHONE IN Pt 1 · 52 minWell, that wasn't quite what we were expecting! After two thoroughly miserable defeats, Watford somehow rediscovered the concept of playing football and dispatched Nathan Jones's…
- Carl with Andy Collins on BBC 3CR · 11 minHear Carlos do a passable impression of Justin by thoroughly depressing friend of the podcast and all round good egg, Andy Collins about ongoing events!!! COYH!! This Podcast…
- WATFORD v CHARLTON ATHLETIC | THE OPPOSITION VIEW · 23 minWith Watford still picking up the pieces from two fairly spectacular collapses, Charlton Athletic arrive at Vicarage Road on Saturday for a game that may well be overshadowed by…
- POST MATCH PHONE IN | CARDIFF CITY 5-1 WATFORD · 1 h 31 minA 5-1 defeat at Cardiff, a performance that barely warrants the description, and reports emerging during the game that Watford might be preparing to dispense with yet another…
- CARDIFF CITY v WATFORD | THE OPPOSITION VIEW · 24 minWatford head to Cardiff on Tuesday night for the third instalment of our Welsh trilogy, and we catch up with old friend Ben from View from the Ninian to find out how life is…
- WATFORD v BURNLEY | OPPOSITION VIEW · 37 minThe international break is finally over and Watford return to Vicarage Road to face a Burnley side whose season has taken a rather unexpected turn. Old friend Joe from TurfCast…
- Pozzo Tax trial a DNSYE "Preview" Special · 29 minWe’re trying something new at DNSYE — PREVIEW, our attempt to fill some of the space left behind by programmes and fanzines, combining longer-form written pieces with the usual…
- POST MATCH PHONE IN | BCFC 1-0 WFC · 59 minWatford go into the international break after a 1–0 defeat at Bristol City and another evening that exposed just how stretched the squad has become. Players are filling…
- BRISTOL CITY v WATFORD | THE OPPOSITION VIEW · 46 minWatford head to Bristol City after a Stoke performance where the hospitality was excellent, the company delightful and unfortunately somebody eventually produced a football. We…
- POST MATCH PHONE IN | WFC 1-2 SCFC · 1 h 8 minWatford lose 2–1 at home to Stoke in a game where the scoreline does the performance considerably more favours than Watford managed to do themselves. We discuss being…
- THE POST MATCH PHONE IN | WFC 2-1 PNEFC · 1 h 10 minWatford somehow turn a first half described variously as “dog shit”, “abject” and “turgid” into a 2–1 win over Preston. We discuss a victory apparently retrieved from several…
- WATFORD V STOKE CITY | THE OPPOSITION VIEW · 37 minWatford welcome Stoke with the season already threatening to turn from a run into a trend and a trend into a crisis — which at Watford traditionally takes about half an hour. We…
- WATFORD V PRESTON NE | OPPOSITION VIEW · 35 minPreston at home, so we’re joined once again by Ollie from the Butter Pie Podcast, who arrives “living the dream” while Preston sit pointless at the bottom of the Championship…
- THE POST MATCH PHONE IN PT 2 | WBAFC 1-0 WFC · 57 minPart Two begins with Groundhog Day looming and the discovery that Dionisi may be approaching the Rob Edwards Barometer considerably earlier than anybody wanted. Tuesday therefore…
- THE POST MATCH PHONE IN PT 1 | WBAFC 1-0 WFC · 54 minWatford lose 1–0 at West Brom, but apparently we’re now a much more likeable team, which is fortunate because we’re becoming increasingly difficult to assemble. Four injured…
- THE POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO | SCFC2-0 WFC · 37 minPART TWO Then the transfer window starts behaving like Supermarket Sweep for footballers. Having had approximately seven weeks to buy some centre-backs, Watford suddenly…
- THE POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 1 | SCFC 2-0 WFC · 50 minPART ONE Swansea 2, Watford 0. The better team won, which inconveniently leaves us without anyone to blame. We discuss the enormous Bove-shaped hole in midfield, Watford’s…
- WEST BROM V WATFORD OPPOSITION VIEW · 36 minWest Brom away, so we welcome back Kev — a man dragged into the DNSYE universe years ago when another guest failed to turn up and an innocent phone call suddenly required him to…
- SWANSEA CITY V WATFORD | THE OPPOSITION VIEW · 57 minSwansea away. On a Tuesday night. Obviously. We preview another delightful dash down the M4 by speaking to Luke from Swans Cast, who appears worryingly optimistic about Swansea’s…
- THE POST MATCH PHONE IN PT 2 | WATFORD 1-1 WEST HAM · 47 minPart 2 of the reaction after a bewlidering and rain sodden draw but a lot of pride in the player, Dionisi and an eye on the window shutting on Tuesday night. Ben thinks we're all…
- THE POST MATCH PHONE IN PT 1 | WATFORD 1-1 WEST HAM · 46 minHear the reaction following a committed performance from the Hornets, a wonder goal by Amin Nabizada and a defensive clanger from Kevin Keben that has to be seen to be believed…
- WATFORD V WEST HAM | THE OPPOSITION VIEW · 41 minWe chat with West Ham and Murwalls all round good egg about football murals, West Ham post winning the Europe Conference league in 2023 and the London stadium and we go through…
- POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2 | AFCW 1-1 WFC · 58 minHear the final thoughts of the callers following the draw in North Wales, we discuss Weymouth and Cult heroes!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not…
- POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 1 | AFCW 1-1 WFC · 51 minHear the initial reaction to the draw at the Racecourse - everybody is in good spirits because of the team and the effort and of course the Head Coach - but with the window ever…
- AFC WREXHAM v WATFORD | THE OPPOSITION VIEW · 1 h 3 minPete chats to Nathan from Rob, Ryan, Red about the transfer window & the first game. Meantime Carl and Justin fail to toss a coin to anyone's satisfaction, we talk about the…
- THE POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2 - WFC 2-1 SFC · 43 minThe final calls after a welcome opening game win over the Saints on a day when we remember the one and only Kenny Jackett!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by…
- THE POST MATCH PHONE IN PT1 - WFC 2-1 SFC · 55 minPete is back and everyone is a bit taken aback!! A fancied side for promotion who had lost in about a gazillion games and we were the superior team for all the 1st half. What's…
- WATFORD V SOUTHAMPTON | THE OPPOSITION VIEW · 44 minPete catches up with Martin from Football Martin about a difficult summer for the Saints and the Still family. Justin's mood is not improved and Carl wants to toss a coin whilst…
- Something for the Weekend? · 57 minThis week we're asking whether Hansa Rostock have completed football's greatest PR makeover, why Watford still look desperately short where it matters, and whether we're actually…
- Upcoming 26/27: Is it our sixth or seventh season - we've forgotten!! · 42 minThe chaps gather virtually ahead of the Hansa Rostock friendly to discuss the summer comings, goings, sad departures and lack of arrivals to date. Justin grumbles about the shirt…
- Can Carlos convince that lot up the road - that he is one of them!! · 11 minCarlos ventures on to the radio undercover to try to convince Lu#on support comedian Olaf Falafel that he is one of them - how well can he do? This Podcast has been created and…
- DIONISI JOINS THE CIRCUS! · 43 minThe latest entrant to the managers office is Alessio Dionisi. Pete takes a look at his track record and his previous ability to get a top 8 place - which next season seems even…
- Kenny Jackett RIP · 10 minA golden boy from two golden eras leaves us and Pete gives a brief synopsis of a football man who did so much for our club - and indeed as a manager - for other clubs. Thanks…
- HORNETS PULL THE UNDER 21'S AND THE IMPLICATIONS EPPP · 35 minPete takes Justin through his thoughts on the club removing the Under 21 side from the academy, the inevitable implications for our academy status and also explains some of the…
- PLAYER REVIEW AND KEEP BIN 25/26 - PART THREE · 51 minJustin and Pete are once again joined by Neal and Greg to go through the final player reviews with your marks out of ten, comments and whether they should stay or go. Finally…
- PLAYER REVIEW AND KEEP BIN 25/26 - PART TWO · 46 minJustin and Pete are joined once again not only by Greg but also Neal Silverstein as we poor over players progress or lack of it from Squad number 10 through 20! No vol-au-vents…
- PLAYER REVIEW AND KEEP BIN 25/26 - PART ONE · 46 minYes that's right - even us nailing down the lid of the coffin of this season is being drawn out!!! For part one we are joined by Wendover Horn to go through your scores and our…
- ED STILL DEPARTS - FAN REACTION · 1 h 31 minThe worst kept secret in football was finally confirmed as a short and slightly terse announcement confirmed that Ed was parting ways with the Hornets. Here is the initial…
- WFC 0-4 COVENTRY CITY | POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO · 54 minPart two of the fan chat from the worst end of season run in that most can remember. Scott Duxbury's comments once again receive attention but frankly most fans simply now want a…
- WFC 0-4 COVENTRY CITY | POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE · 51 minWell the champions were in town and very superior they looked after a reasonably entertaining half time in the second period Watford were truly wretched once gain. However it is…
- WATFORD v COVENTRY CITY | THE OPPOSITION VIEW · 27 minPete and Justin chat with Cameron from All Things Sky Blue about Coventry's season and how their ownership has made the right big decisions to reclaim a spot in the top flight…
- WATFORD FC WOMEN 2-4 AFC BOURNEMOUTH · 23 minThis didn't quite go according to the script as the visitors came to Vicarage Road with a point to prove and a game plan and despite staging what looked like being a comeback the…
