Dracula: 2004
by Starstrider Productions
Chapter Thirty-Eight: Vampires Are So Seven Years Ago
About this podcast
Starstrider Productions presents:
The year is 2004. Flip-phones are in vogue, MySpace has just been launched, and Britney Spears’ Toxic is top of the charts. And Castle Dracula is about to receive a young guest for dinner…
Armed with only his dictaphone, newly-minted solicitor Jonathan Harker has taken the Eurostar out of Britain and travelled to the depths of Romania, where phone service and peace of mind have become a thing of the past. But Jonathan isn’t the only one in the toils: he’s just unwittingly given a bloodsucking monster unfettered access to London’s teeming millions, and he, his friends and Mina, the love of his life, are in grave danger.
A found-footage extravaganza, Dracula: 2004 dares to ask what happens when you combine vampires and dial-up internet. Join Jonathan as he survives the work trip from hell; gossip with Mina and Lucy over Lucy’s three suitors; and meet the eccentric Van Helsing and her vampire-hunting armoury. This is a new millennium, a new age of technology, and a version of Dracula that you have never experienced before.
Care to take a bite?
Written and Directed by: Francesca Mylod-Ford
Produced by: Maddy Searle
Episodes
The newest 20 of 41 episodes
- Chapter Thirty-Eight: Vampires Are So Seven Years Ago · 11 min · Season 3 Episode 38"Seven years ago we all went through the flames; and the happiness of some of us since then is, we think, well worth the pain we endured." - Bram Stoker, Dracula A happy…
- Chapter Thirty-Seven: Into the Light · 15 min · Season 3 Episode 37"The spirit is beyond destruction. No one can bring an end to spirit which is everlasting." - Bhagavad Gita: Chapter 2, Verse 20 Dawn approaches. Dracula: 2004 is a weekly…
- Chapter Thirty-Six: Out of the Darkness · 18 min · Season 3 Episode 36"FRODO: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened. GANDALF: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to…
- Chapter Thirty-Five: Goodnight, Demonslayer · 20 min · Season 3 Episode 35"Goodnight, demon slayer, goodnight Now it's time to close your tired eyes There's devils to slay and dragons to ride If they see you coming, hell, they better hide…
- Chapter Thirty-Four: The River · 18 min · Season 3 Episode 34"I'm not sure about a life after this God knows I've never been a spiritual man Baptized by the fire, I wade into the river That runs to the promised land." - Billy Joel, The…
- Chapter Thirty-Three: What Would Buffy Do? · 15 min · Season 3 Episode 33"Strong is fighting. It's hard, and it's painful, and it's everyday. It's what we have to do, and we can do it together." - Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997-2003) Mina activates…
- Chapter Thirty-Two: Comfortably Numb · 16 min · Season 3 Episode 32"There is no pain you were receding A distant ship floats on the horizon You're only coming through in waves Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying." - Pink…
- Chapter Thirty-One: The Ghost of You · 14 min · Season 3 Episode 31"I have been Searching for Traces of What we were A ghost of you is all that I have left is all that I have left of you to hold I wake in the night to find there's no one…
- Chapter Thirty: Through a Faithless Eye · 23 min · Season 3 Episode 30"And I know the moment's near And there's nothing we can do Look through a faithless eye Are you afraid to die?" - Muse, Thoughts of a Dying Atheist Dr. Van Helsing uses her…
- Podcast Transfusion: Jack Valentine: Vampire Detective · 43 minFind their Season 2 Kickstarter here! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/268182651/jack-valentine-vampire-detective-part-2 If the murderer you're looking for is a vampire…
- Chapter Twenty-Nine: Hypnosis for Dummies · 18 min · Season 3 Episode 29"What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals…
- Chapter Twenty-Eight: Dying in the Sun · 21 min · Season 3 Episode 28"Do you remember The things we used to say? I feel so nervous When I think of yesterday How could I let things get to me so bad? How did I let things get to me?" - The…
- Chapter Four: I Have Dracula's Number · 19 min · Season 1 Episode 4"Was he then to allow this monster to roam, bearing ruin upon his breath, amidst all he held dear, and not avert its progress?" - Dr. John Polidori, The Vampyre With no other…
- Chapter Twenty-Seven: Vampires Will Never Hurt You · 16 min · Season 2 Episode 27"And if they get me and the sun goes down And if they get me, take this spike and You put the spike in my heart!" - My Chemical Romance, Vampires Will Never Hurt You Dr…
- Chapter Twenty-Six: Left Outside Alone · 19 min · Season 2 Episode 26"Still I wonder if you know, how it really feels To be left outside alone, when its cold out here Well maybe you should know, just how it feels, To be left outside alone To…
- Chapter Twenty-Five: Seven Nation Army · 18 min · Season 2 Episode 25PRE-EPISODE NOTICE TRANSCRIPT: Hello, Dracula: 2004 fans, this is Francesca, coming to you with an update about the final two episodes of Part 2: Veins. Due to some technical…
- Chapter Twenty-Four: The Crew of Light · 24 min · Season 2 Episode 28"Evil will never find peace. It may triumph, but it will never find peace." L.J. Smith, The Awakening (The Vampire Diaries: Volume 1) Mina and Jonathan have a paperwork…
- Chapter Twenty-Three: When September Ends · 17 min · Season 2 Episode 23"Summer has come and passed The innocent can never last Wake me up when September ends." - Green Day, When September Ends Mina has an awkward sleepover with Dr. Seward and…
- Chapter Twenty-Two: Toxic · 22 min · Season 2 Episode 22"With a taste of your lips, I'm on a ride You're toxic, I'm slippin' under With a taste of a poison paradise I'm addicted to you Don't you know that you're toxic?" - Britney…
- Chapter Twenty-One: Dead Woman Walking · 23 min · Season 2 Episode 21"There is a generation whose teeth are as swords, and their jaw teeth as knives, to devour the poor from off the earth, and the needy from among men." - King James Bible…







