About this podcast
A podcast about election-related prediction markets. Hosted by Jon Kimball and David Rees.
Episodes
The newest 50 of 392 episodes
- Episode 392: Standing Before The Judgment Throne Of God With Hate In Your Heart: Our Panel Of Experts Weighs In · 55 minJon monitors the vibe shift. David celebrates the work of Alice Huang. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to…
- Episode 391: Anything Is Possible · 53 minJon and David discuss the 2026 midterm results. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to…
- Episode 390: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Dopesmoker Commentary Track · 4 minTake a break from worrying about the midterms and enjoy Jon and David's commentary on Sleep's DOPESMOKER, the best hour-long marijuana-themed heavy-metal song ever recorded. To…
- Episode 389: Where Is The October Surprise? · 54 minJon offers some very specific basketball analogies for next week's midterms. David girds his loins for Cheesecake Factory discourse. Support us on Patreon…
- Episode 388: Two Weeks Out From The Midterms: Our Experts Weigh In · 55 minJon updates the EPM Index for the midterms. David celebrates nonstop pain at the pump. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and…
- Episode 387: "It Won't Show Up Anywhere If You Wire Money To American Express" · 56 minDavid pitches ghostwriting Kimberly Guilfoyle's memoir. Jon reviews Digger. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to…
- Episode 386: Scraggly Facial Hair In The Battlespace: The Hidden Lethality Of Beardos (Our Experts Weigh In) · 58 minDavid gets his feelings hurt by the President. Jon is tempted by Digger. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers GET YOUR WAR ON LIVESTREAM/RECORDING…
- Episode 385: Eating Healthy Is Anti-Human · 49 minJon gives up on Maine. David shares two amazing dreams. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers GET YOUR WAR ON live show (10/9)…
- Episode 384: UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER NOW!!! · 57 minJon gets poetic solving a cryptic crossword clue. David introduces a two-step plan to heal the world. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Tickets…
- Episode 383: Could The $5,000 Trump Dividend Help Americans' Pain At The Pump? Our Experts Weigh In. · 58 minJon wonders if the president's political instincts are finally fading. David is excited to run out of missiles. Support us on Patreon…
- Episode 382: Dan Brown International Airport (DBI) · 54 minJon thinks things are quiet ... maybe too quiet. David ponders the RNC midterm convention. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and…
- Episode 381: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Tree Canopy Percentages -- Reconciling Data And Vibes · 3 minJon compares (and critiques) tree canopy data for 250+ American cities and towns. Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
- Episode 380: Could Hasan Piker Name Five Choreographers? · 57 minJon wants to bring his wi-fi router to the G20 Ministerial meeting in Chapel Hill. David tries to remember the names of Sarah Palin's kids. Support us on Patreon…
- Episode 379: I Never Want To Bring You Anything But Joy · 54 minDavid celebrates Natalie Harp. Jon mourns his lost almanacs. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to…
- Episode 378: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Where Are The Centers Of The States? · 4 minJon shares his research about determining the centers of all 50 U.S. states! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
- Episode 377: Introductory Analysis Of Aircraft Carrier Logistics For The Modern Warfighter · 57 minDavid explains what an aircraft carrier is. Jon remembers visiting the yacht of a man who was later killed by drug dealers. Support us on Patreon…
- Episode 376: Reflecting Pool Reflections · 57 minSupport us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu…
- Episode 375: The Tell-Tale Apostrophe · 55 minThis is our last episode until the midterms! Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected]…
- Episode 374: Biblically Accurate Vice Presidents · 57 minJon celebrates a big Duke loss. David talks about the X-Men. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to…
- Episode 373: Ezekiel 6:14 · 57 minJon and David discuss whether UNC coach Hubert Davis could be the next DHS secretary. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and…
- Episode 372: They Could Just Put The Oil In The Shoes · 55 minDavid celebrates illegal speech acts. Jon considers a listener's new method of ranking skylines. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send…
- Episode 371: Let's Brainstorm Ideas To Lower Gas Prices · 56 minDavid reads Australian cicada names. Jon reviews War dot Gov. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to…
- Episode 370: A Celebration Of Operation Epic Fury And America's Warrior Ethos · 54 minJon and David discuss the newest ridiculous event. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to…
- Episode 369: The State Of Our Union Is Basically Kash Patel Chugging Beer In An Italian Locker Room · 54 minJon and David prepare for the big stupid speech. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to…
- Episode 368: A Quick Survey Of Bipedalism, Hindlimbs, And Forelimbs In Elite American Mammals · 52 minEPM pivots to animal physiology. We appreciate your Patreon support https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected]…
- Episode 367: From the EPM Patreon Archives: Field Recording Of Weaver Dairy Frog Pond · 33 minThis is a recording of an artificial pond on Weaver Dairy Road in Chapel Hill. It was recorded after a big summer storm in July 2023. Support EPM on Patreon at…
- Episode 366: From the EPM Patreon Archives: Tournament of Number Songs · 1 h 42 minWhat is the best song about numbers? Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your questions or comments to [email protected] Watch…
- Episode 365: A Celebration Of Minor League Baseball Team Names And Stadiums · 52 minEnjoy this feel-good classic from the EPM Patreon archives. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to…
- Episode 363: My Desires Are Human · 49 minJon summarizes the year in municipal wetness. David watches TV for eight hours straight. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and…
- Episode 362: Jon’s 100 Questions · 54 minDavid marvels at Epstein’s legs. Jon shares a profound document from 30 years ago. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and…
- Episode 361: The Emptiness Economy · 57 minJon celebrates his favorite animal. David remembers an important moment at Clearwater Lake. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions…
- Episode 360: The Driest Place’s Wettest November · 58 min · Season 4Jon does some gumshoe reporting about rainfall. David challenges A.I. with his human-centered poetry. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send…
- Episode 359: Gas-Pumpin’ Shoes · 59 min · Season 4Jon apologizes for Nuzzi-related misinformation. David wonders if Trump will join the DSA. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and…
- Episode 358: Nuzzi Lizza Pizza Paparazzi Dazzles · 58 min · Season 4Jon and David discuss various theories about Jeffrey Epstein. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to…
- Episode 357: Skinny Jonny comes around · 51 minJon catches a late case of Mamdani Fever. David wonders what to think about the Democratic surrender on the shutdown. Support us on Patreon…
- Episode 356: Sammy Dammy · 49 minJon and David mourn the passing of Dick Cheney, the wonderful humanitarian who did so much good in the world. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers…
- Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Season Finale Recap · 4 minThe Runarounds finally play a gig in Chapel Hill! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode. https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
- Episode 354: Trump's Golden Ballroom Will Leave You Soaking Wet · 53 minJon has a proper football adventure. David thinks about someday watching a baseball game. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and…
- Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Episodes 6 & 7 Recap · 3 minThe Runarounds are about to make the big time! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
- Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Episodes 4&5 Recap · 4 minThe Runarounds meet Dex Romweber! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
- Episode 350: It Was Actually Pretty Chill · 58 minJon and David share their impressions of performing at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and…
- Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Episodes 2&3 Recap · 2 minJoin our Patreon to listen to the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
- Episode 348: Space Smells Like Something Burning · 54 minJon enjoys his cough syrup. David checks PredictIt about the government shutdown. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments…
- Episode 347: From The Conference Room Of A Prestigious Southern University · 50 minJon pays a campus visit to a formerly tiny centrist. David reacts to the latest GWAR news. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and…
- Episode 346: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Pilot Recap · 2 minJoin our patreon to listen to full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
- Episode 345: Practicing Politics The Right Way · 55 minSupport us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu…
- Episode 344: Maximum Lethality, Not Tepid Legality · 54 minJon and David celebrate Secretary Hegseth’s bold new vision for America’s warfighters. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and…
- Episode 343: Donald Trump Is Not Dead And Will Probably Live Forever · 52 minDavid savors Rudy Giuliani’s latest adventure. Jon recaps an historic UNC football game. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and…







