ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing
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ESN #589 : The Marvel Assumption Episode
ESN #589 : The Marvel Assumption Episode
About this podcast
Eloquently Saying Nothing is a weekly podcast discussing current events, politics & entertainment whilst answering listener questions and dealing with lifes big issues, all with a dash of humour.
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Episodes
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- ESN #589 : The Marvel Assumption Episode · 2 h 10 minThis week's topics: • Yawning on the pod • Mr Wolf's Liverpool v Crystal Palace escapades • Trying to get guests on the podcast • Herbs to help with health • Sacrificing 8 hours…
- ESN #588 : The Secret Millionaire Episode (Feat. hey Essay) · 2 h 52 minIn this episode we welcome guest hey Essay and discuss: • Quentin Tarantino's new play • Griff The Joker's real life micro-aggression voice note • Podcasting as a duo •…
- ESN #587 : The Aggressive Black Women Episode (Feat. hey Essay) · 2 h 9 minIn this episode we welcome guest hey Essay and discuss: • If males with the Nigerian prefix Buk... get abbreviated to Bukky • Wahala's dreams of Ninja endorsement • School…
- ESN #586 : The Blessed & Stressed Episode (Feat. hey Essay) · 2 h 30 minIn this episode we welcome guest hey Essay and discuss: • The longevity of quality clothing • The pursuit of the perfect White T Shirt • Fast fashion and its takeover • Social…
- ESN #585 : The Imposter Syndrome Episode · 1 h 58 minThis week's topics: • Granit Xhaka in trouble for forged covid certificate • Continuing working through covid • Working remotely from another country • Imposter syndrome in high…
- ESN #584 : The 16th Year & 114 Charges Episode · 2 h 22 minThis week's topics: • Celebrating 16 years of ESN • Got Soul Boat Party • ESN Wags take-over talk • Memorable movie quotes • Tom Hardy's multiskilled • Quiet family whatsapp…
- ESN #583 : The Self Destruction Episode · 2 h 4 minThis week's topics: • Slick Rick v Andre 3000 • Is T.I. one of the most underrated rappers and better than 85% of rappers? • Do people pretend hate on Drake • Is Meek Mill's…
- ESN #582: The Sway Episode · 1 h 56 minThis week's topics: ⦁ R.I.P to Sway ⦁ How should Raheem Sterling be punished for his Drug Drive conviction ⦁ Men need to start caring about themselves ⦁ Would a woman stay if a…
- ESN #581 : The Weakest Generation Episode (Feat. Wendi Writes) · 2 h 29 minThis week we welcome guest Wendi Writes and discuss: • The Wire appreciation • Game of Thrones appreciation • Fat Joe's usage of the N word • Anyone using the N word • Best…
- ESN #580 : The Feedback Episode · 2 h 41 minThis week's topics: • Direct Debits & Standing Orders • Dying after a fight • Talking over people in our circles • Knowing and the numbers of Nigerian tribes outside of Yoruba •…
- ESN #579 : The Accent & Papers Episode (Feat. Nothando) · 2 h 44 minIn this episode we welcome guest Nothando and discuss • Does a ring on a ring finger stop women' from getting approaghed • Smiling at strangers • Staying friendly with someone…
- ESN #578 : The Venus & Mars Episode (Feat. hey Essay) · 2 h 17 minThis week's topics: • Renaissance men (Webs and Essay) • People from the 80s looking older than we do in the modern day • Older people these days acting older • Lori Harvey…
- ESN #577 : The DEI Sperm Donor Episode · 1 h 53 minThis week's topics: • Why is some use of AI acceptable over others • Are children's behaviours always taught • Sperm Donors • Did historical figures have neurodevelopmental…
- ESN #576 : The Coco Chanazi Episode (Feat. Clytie Tammy of Who Moved My Birkin? Podcast) · 3 h 4 minThis week, we welcome guest Clytie Tammy [of Who Moved My Birkin? Podcast] and discuss: • Spiderman & Odyssey box officers number • Dunesday • NOT putting bags and purses on the…
- ESN #575 : The Known Unknown Episode · 2 h 10 minThis week's topics: • Yung Filly found guilty of SA • What to do in the public eye after being wrongfully accused of SA • How'd you treat friend and co-star after accusation of…
- ESN #574 : The Inadvertent Cockblocker Episode · 2 h 37 minThis week's topics: • Cancelling or changing media services • Google services worth the prices from countries ending with 'stan' • SD v HD quality picture file sizes • Being on…
- ESN #573 : The Poor Substitution Episode · 2 h 1 minThis week's topics: • England crashing out the world cup • Nigerian players playing for England • Are people selfish by default • Pranking people for content Connect with us at…
- ESN #572 : The Form Over Function Episode · 2 h 15 minThis week's topics: • Women not able to dress well • Are short shorts acceptable • Online shopping • Clothes not suitable for spare • Imagine If... Connect with us at & send…
- ESN #571 : The Sickle Allegations Episode · 2 h 21 minThis week's topics: • Talking with fellow podcasters' parents • Reaction to being danced on when in a relationship • Being a social butterfly • Being able to mix with different…
- ESN #570 : The White Heat Episode · 1 h 54 minThis week's topics: • Britain's Heatwave • Buying fans every year • Painting & decorating • Begrundgindly going out • Drinking and driving • Drugs and driving • Political…
- ESN #569 : The Air Gapped Episode · 2 h 20 minThis week's topics: • Avirex Jackets • Inferior Costco Products • 65" Tv is minimum for a man's happiness • Smart TV problems • Technology Tracking • Men taking girl kids to…
- ESN #568 : The Neurodivergence Episode (Feat. Queen Sim of The Cocoa Sistahs Podcast) · 2 h 58 minThis week, we welcome guest Queen Sim [of the Cocoa Sistahs Podcast] and discuss: • Burning ANPR cameras • Empathy v Sympathy • Neurodivergence breakdown • ADHD breakdown • How…
- ESN #567 : The Pure Cold Rage Episode · 2 h 27 minThis week's topics: • African Bottom • New default 'Happy Birthday' song • Slot leaving Liverpool & concerns with new manager • Manchester City's new manager & Pep Guardiola's…
- ESN #566 : The Triple Lock Conundrum Episode · 1 h 40 minThis week's topics: • Jim Jones v Cam'ron Verzuz • Max B v Big Daddy Kane • The joys of Google Photos • Losing friends that know your life • How to celebrate a 50th Birthday •…
- ESN #565 : The Arse & All Episode · 2 h 34 minThis week we talk about football for almost the whole episode. The topics are: • Arsenal winning the league • Arsenal's fan base • Spurs and their relegation battle • Liverpool…
- ESN #564 : The Royally Tired Episode · 1 h 42 minThis week's topics: • Drake’s new album • Ageism is rap • Liverpool’s poor title defence • Arsenal’s charge towards the league • Tottenham not going down • The craze around the…
- ESN #563 : The Post Labour Depression Episode · 2 h 2 minThis week's topics: • Marvel's Storm is African-American • Floyd Mayweather fighting Manny Pacquiao because he's broke? • Reform Party's Local Election win • Wanting secretly…
- ESN #562 : The Beat It Episode · 2 h 25 minThis week's topics: • James Brown Son-In-Law death • Hulk Hogan's money bring in • School of Hard Knocks interview skills • Millionaire mindset • What men think of • How the…
- ESN #561 : The North African Returns Episode · 2 h 12 minThis week's topics: • Roller skating • Street Fighter • PC Gaming • Home improvement / decorating • Tipping tradesman and offering tea etiquette • Stav & Wahala's African…
- ESN #560 : The Conspirators Lounge Episode · 2 h 30 minThis week's topics: • The War on Cancer • General Health • The household microwave (https://youtu.be/os9EwFOcfRo?si=rz_YLxuN-Ep1cn0F) • Football team loyalty and personalities •…
- ESN #559 : The Akkkountability Episode · 2 h 29 minThis week's topics: • AI AITA trail • Hotels in London v hotels abroad • Different star hotel • Different airline quality • Going to Egypt and not going to see the pyramids •…
- ESN #558 : The Biological v Adoption Episode · 2 h 0 minThis week's topics: • Drake v Kendrick discography • More AI intro themes • Panicking or thriving under pressure • Is trauma relative • Soft parenting v harsh parenting •…
- ESN #557 : The Exclusive Lion Monarch Episode · 2 h 26 minThis week's topics: • The biggest Nigerian musician artist right now • Wiz Kid & Asake project • Different ways to distribute the pod to save deletion • Imitating other people's…
- ESN #556 : The Friends Without Benefits Episode · 2 h 34 minThis week's topics: • Renting films • Apologising for last weeks cut off • Family therapy • Knowing your siblings • Knowing people's price • Being an open or closed book •…
- ESN #555 : The Unfinished Conflict Episode (Feat. Hope) · 1 h 4 minThis week we have another technical issue which curtailed the length of the show. Very sorry for the poor performance. That aside, for the hour you do have, we welcome guest Hope…
- ESN #554 : The Surprise Deception Episode · 1 h 56 minThis week's topics: • Stav's Mrs' surprise party • Calling at 4am/5am • Can you throw a surprise party without lying • Deception v Lying • Getting massive plaudits for throwing…
- ESN #553 : The Ignorant Tourette's Episode · 2 h 2 minThis week's topics: • Helping people on the street asking for help • Fake help stories • English v Yoruba sensual language • Checking taxes • Yoruba not having its own text /…
- ESN #552 : The Golden Era Episode · 2 h 12 minThis week's topics: • Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested • Yoruba Demon • Richard Pryor & Pam Grier • Our memories of university • How our generation is different with…
- ESN #551 : The Good Hare, Bad Bunny Episode · 1 h 50 minThis week's topics: • Can you parent over 20 children and parent them well • Davido's child custody issue • FGM reconstruction in modern society • Is a man a man who has never…
- ESN #550 : The Faux Pas Episode · 2 h 8 minThis week's topics: • Emmanuel Eboué getting swindled by his wife and his son playing football • Chelsea FC and their harvesting of young players • Peter Mandelson and his…
- ESN #549 : The Make Barbs Great Again Episode · 2 h 15 minThis week's topics: • Having to do self assessment • The quality of our podcast • Disciplining children • Wanting a child to be cool and average student or nerd and great…
- ESN #548 : The Onlyfans Mentor Episode · 1 h 51 minThis week's topics: • Mixing with different cultures • Reading some lost mail • Having a mentor and being a mentee • Sex lines • Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips • Michelle Obama's…
- ESN #547 : The Foreign Yawn Episode · 1 h 59 minThis week's topics: • More AI music • Nigeria v Morocco AFCON discussion • The World Cup in Canada, America & Mexico • People not going to the world cup in America due to fear •…
- ESN #546 : The Trump Succession Episode · 2 h 8 minThis week's topics: • Trump’s invasion of Venezuela • ICE agent killing • Oil & America • AFCON Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find…
- ESN #545 : The Camera Phone Dilemma Episode (Feat. Charmania) · 2 h 48 minThis week we welcome guests Charmania and discuss: • Creating a new AI introduction • People recording the burial of Anthony Joshua's friends • 40 New Years Eve fire deaths in…
- ESN #544 : The End of 2025 Episode · 2 h 22 minThis week's topics: • Old school Rap & Rock • Liverpool FC Box settings • The 25/26 premier league being dead [or not] • YouTube Football Commentators • Improve Comedy &…
- ESN #543 : The Information Age Episode · 2 h 32 minThis week's topics: • Yoruba terms of endearment & romantic language • People from melting pot cities speaking English • Is it harder to learn when you're older • Working out…
- ESN #542 : The Neighbourhood Plumber Episode · 2 h 22 minThis week's topics: • Mid-life crisis • Feeling washed in your 40s • Enjoying work • People being impressed by cars • Is renewable energy effective • Landman and its creator…
- ESN #541 : The Habesha & Somali Peninsula Episode (Feat. hey Essay) · 3 h 14 minIn this episode we welcome guest hey Essay and discuss: • Is having children selfish • Are there too many people in the world • Does the world have enough resources for a much…
- ESN #540 : The Joint Therapy Episode · 2 h 28 minThis week's topics: • Joint Therapy • Linking with other podcasts • Dressing for holidays • Wearing football Jersey's overseas • Respecting other people's opinions •…
