Everything But The Pub
by Jon & Luke
Latest episode
Ep67: Special Oasis Special
Ep67: Special Oasis Special
About this podcast
Two British mates walk to the pub and talk about strange facts, everyday life, history, technology and whatever else gets in the way. Forced out of their homes by their wives, Luke and Jon; two of the most average men you’ll ever meet, turn every walk to and from the pub into a rambling UK comedy podcast about almost anything. Inside the pub? Nothing is discussed. Everything But The Pub is a British pub podcast devoted entirely to the noise, not the signal: a deafening wall of exceptional mediocrity in audio form.
Episodes
The newest 20 of 67 episodes
- Ep67: Special Oasis Special · 31 min · Episode 67Luke and Jon leave dinner for a special walking episode about Desert Island Discs, Oasis and the documentary Don’t Look Back in Anger. They choose their imaginary island records…
- Ep66: Storm Austen · 47 min · Episode 66Luke and Jon walk through Storm Austen in Southbourne, investigate a fallen tree, revisit the Cuban Missile Crisis and learn how Vasili Arkhipov helped prevent nuclear disaster…
- Ep65: Whisky in the Hut · 51 min · Episode 65Luke and Jon head off-road to a beach hut with rum, whisky and ginger ale, stopping at the Co-op on the way. Along the walk they discuss Snoop Dogg, the Holy Grail, Aldi, lethal…
- Ep64: Autumn Shoes · 44 min · Episode 64Luke and Jon walk through a rainy autumn evening, revisit a long camping trip, celebrate an MSR tent-pole rescue and investigate the Knights Templar’s unhappy Friday. Along the…
- Ep63: The Bitter End · 43 min · Episode 63Luke and Jon walk through BMX freestyle, Tesla range anxiety, Jason Lewis’s human-powered circumnavigation and a long-awaited reply from Jon’s sister. There is WorldGuessr…
- Ep62: The Small Letterbox · 44 min · Episode 62Luke and Jon mark the birth of London's Metropolitan Police, uncover the horsey origin of “constable”, revisit a Battle of Britain correction and survive another quiz night…
- Ep61: Rusty Speaker Stands · 47 min · Episode 61Luke and Jon finally press record, then walk through AI doom, Salisbury theatre plans, old television adverts, the corrected rules of stone skimming and the strange history of…
- Ep60: The Round Bush · 37 min · Episode 60Episode 60 begins with a recording mishap, a cold, a rum and Pepsi, and a walk through Battle of Britain Day. Luke and Jon compare Arabica and Robusta, investigate the Phoebus…
- Ep59: 3.9 Metres or Less · 52 min · Episode 59Luke and Jon head out in shorts for a wet, increasingly autumnal walk, discuss Star Trek's surprisingly prophetic technology, clear up some old housekeeping and launch a new…
- Ep58: The Wasp and the Caterpillar · 35 min · Episode 58Luke and Jon return with boozy chocolates, gifted socks and an unexpected BBC Radio Solent plug before taking a Titanic detour. They revisit the wreck's secret Navy connection…
- Ep57: Windfall · 34 min · Episode 57Luke and Jon are back from holiday with stories about France, Spain, pools, golf, giant suitcases and the financial incentives of recycling bottles. They revisit Galileo’s…
- Ep56: The Rusty Eyelet · 44 min · Episode 56Holiday preparations, Premier Inn upgrades and a festival review lead into the Pendle Witch Trials, planned obsolescence, nuts, airport security and a mysterious rusty eyelet…
- Ep55: A Pod with a View · 42 min · Episode 55Luke and Jon return to familiar ground with camping mishaps, a belated birthday gift and a bench overlooking the sea. Enid Blyton, listener corrections, ferries and pub ratings…
- Ep54: Sandals on Gravel · 35 min · Episode 54Jon and Luke take the podcast off-road for a hot campsite walk near Lymington. Traffic-light history, railway signals and a hidden country pub lead into a refreshing shandy…
- Ep53: Everyone’s Grinding · 36 min · Episode 53Jon and Luke begin year two with a morning off-roader, swapping pub pints for coffee and catching up after the anniversary crawl. Thomas Cromwell, tarmacadam, language myths and…
- Ep:52 The Anniversary Pub Crawl · 38 min · Episode 52Jon and Luke celebrate a full year of Everything But The Pub with a Southbourne pub crawl, an auxiliary banana and several listeners stepping out from behind their messages…
- Ep51: The Meat Manager · 39 min · Episode 51Jon and Luke ease into Episode 51 with barbecue chat, hot-weather rambling and a tribute to the mighty Meat Manager before veering into sliced bread, posh origins, listener…
- Ep50: Melty Roads · 50 min · Episode 50Jon and Luke brave a sweltering evening as roads soften, tempers wobble and the pub still somehow beckons. Episode 50 takes in melting tarmac, sea swims, saunas, the origin of…
- Ep49: General Haze · 41 min · Episode 49Jon and Luke wander through sea mist, retro gaming memories, Alan Turing chat and a distinctly hazy pub stop in Episode 49. There is fog, BMX, listener messages, charity-shop…
- Ep48: I’ve Tied My Laces Four Times Tonight · 49 minA rattled start turns into a classic wandering episode as Jon and Luke chat about Mary Shelley, the Year Without Summer, Pepsi’s indigestion roots, listener messages, pub life…
