About this podcast
We've all heard of Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join hosts Kelsey Ann Wacker (Florida Native) and Nathan Simpson (Midwestern Outsider) as we dive deep into the humid landscape, bizarre crimes, strange history and beautiful fuckin maniacs that make up our country's weirdest state. A podcast as obscene and surreal as the place itself
Episodes
The newest 20 of 118 episodes
- FMK HALLOWEEN · 52 min · Season 1 Episode 123WHEW strap in for an ADHD scumfest. We say nasty things about nasty stuff.
- 122 - JUST IN TIME FOR MILTON · 55 min · Season 1 Episode 122We're back at it. Just as Milton makes landfall. Would you rather be a healthy, 27 year old torso with no arms or legs, or a deaf, blind, fully intact 99 year old?…
- Crimes By Grimes · 55 min · Season 1 Episode 120Would YOU drive 100mph with three children in the backseat to get your GF to her taco bell job interview??? https://nypost.com/2023/03/23/florida-man-drives-100-mph-to-get-girlfri…
- Montenegrins Be Like · 59 min · Season 1 Episode 119Why do Montenegrins keep a chair next to their beds? So they can take a rest after they wake up. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-allegedly-takes-stolen-amazon-van-o…
- Beachcraft Bonanza · 1 h 9 min · Season 1 Episode 118Imagine being executed by a Beachcraft Bonanza. This is a prompt. Imagine it. SOURCES: https://wflanews.iheart.com/featured/the-ryan-gorman-show/content/2023-02-02-florida-man-bi…
- Patreon CLIP: Bitches Be Going to Psychics - The Rose Marks Psychic Scam · 6 min · Season 1 Episode 117Full episode available at : patreon.com/floridawomanpod Rose Marks ran the most successful Gypsy fortune telling scam in history, with earnings totalling close to 40 MILLION…
- Psychic Highway · 1 h 12 min · Season 1 Episode 116I don't believe in anything. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/30/us/conjuring-spirits-in-florida.html https://nypost.com/2023/12/02/news/florida-woman-alyssa-ann-zinger-posed-as-te…
- Teaser: I WANT TO BELIEVE - The Gulf Breeze UFOs · 6 min · Season 1 Episode 115Available now at patreon.com/floridawomanpod Did you know a small Florida Panhandle town is home to one of the most famous string of UFO sightings in history? Hundreds of…
- New Year New Us · 1 h 1 min · Season 1 Episode 114We're back on our bullshit. New Merch: https://www.nathanesimpson.com/store-1 Sources: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ron-desantis-collapse-trump_n_658ca832e4b014ec45a31537…
- We're going to f*ck George Bailey · 1 h 0 min · Season 1 Episode 113We're going to guilt George Bailey into having sex with us. We'll lie to him and tell him we could solve all the money problems if he just did this one thing…
- Put All Old Ladies in Prison · 55 min · Season 1 Episode 112Happy one week after thanksgiving, babes. We're still in FL. Shit's weird down here. https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-allegedly-stabs-boyfriend-eye-rabies-needles-looking…
- Things Which Be Going Bump In The Night · 56 min · Season 1 Episode 110In which a drunken gentleman disrobes and engages in a physical altercation with law enforcement at Disney World, among other tantalizing tales of brutality and nonsense. Please…
- TEASER - 108. The Gainesville Ripper · 3 min · Season 1Just a bit of friendly advice from our episode on the Gainesville Ripper, a serial killer who committed a series of unspeakable crimes in the early nineties on and near the…
- Full Contact Experience · 1 h 2 min · Season 1 Episode 109Happy Halloween, spookers, scarers, gobins and ghouls. Please enjoy our collection of morbid trash from the Sunshine State. Murder-suicide pacts, big cat maulings, the booty…
- Wedgie World/Blame The Ghosts · 1 h 2 min · Season 1 Episode 107We discuss Disney World's most titanic wedgie and the lawsuit which followed. We discuss Matt Gaetz's hijinks in the House, Desantis wringing FL citizens for all they're worth…
- Rabies Otter/Monday Night Babyball · 57 min · Season 1 Episode 106We got rabies, we got people using babies for sport. We got guys throwing dudes off bridges. We got gigantic monster dinosaur gators chomping people in half. We got a shootout…
- V.R. Schoolhouse Rock · 1 h 12 min · Season 1 Episode 103We got breastfeeding men, hijacked bulldozers, boy moms, chum play, airborne chemicals, Metaverse education, conspiracy theories, nerd rage, ring cameras and more. Let's…
- Black Bear, White Claw · 55 min · Season 1 Episode 102Real grab bag of Florida nonsense this week, guys. We try not to wake the child as we discuss the nazis in Orlando, the criminality of Nissan Altima drivers, alcoholic black…
- ONE HUNNIT · 1 h 9 min · Season 1 Episode 100We did it babes, it's our ONE HUNDREDTH EPISODE!! Thanks to each and every one of our listeners for coming along with us on this lurid, hateful journey. We love you guys…
- TEASER: The Case of Baby Sabrina · 9 min · Season 1 Episode 99Full Episode available at Patreon.com/floridawomanpodIn 1997, the Aisenberg Family of Valrico FL woke up on an otherwise typical morning to the worst nightmare imaginable to…
