Funny Hot & Very Cool
by Funny Hot & Very Cool
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Brined and Ready
Brined and Ready
About this podcast
DC-based comedy podcast hosted by Kimmy & Hannah
Fueled by caffeine and chaos, FHVC discusses dating, trends, hot takes, personal anecdotes, mental health, night life, and more.
Take a listen - all the funny, hot, and cool kids are doing it!
Episodes
The newest 20 of 38 episodes
- Brined and Ready · 51 min · Season 1 Episode 38WE’RE BACK! SEASON TWO or something like that. Catch up with Kimmy and Hannah as they discuss what’s been going on, martinis, and Kimmy’s 2025 in and out list. PLUS special…
- I Had My First Holy Communion At Penn Quarter Sports Tavern · 54 min · Season 1 Episode 37OKAY WHO IS FED UP WITH DATING APPS?! Well, Kimmy and Hannah are. In this episode the girls discuss the absolute mess of dating in today's climate, the difference in the dating…
- No Romance Please · 49 min · Season 1 Episode 36Kimmy and Hannah finally reconnect on the pod after a brief hiatus. The girls discuss new trends they're seeing on Hinge profiles, Kimmy's recent first date, Hannah's weird…
- Most Demure Episode · 43 min · Season 1 Episode 35On this episode, Kimmy and Hannah don't wear makeup in an effort to be more demure and modest. The girls discuss the Olympics, breaking drama, Jools Lebron, kitschy mailboxes…
- Penne On My Toes · 47 min · Season 1 Episode 34This week, Kimmy and Hannah discuss being "soft-ghosted" and the end of Kimmy's most recent situationship. The girls also discuss recent bad dating profiles, their strong…
- Tiny Ducks · 50 min · Season 1 Episode 33This week Kimmy and Hannah discuss updates to their dating life, why men won't text back, an old pal on Bumble, using tiny ducks as a litmus test, train travel, and a bop by…
- Guava Girls · 52 min · Season 1 Episode 32Kimmy and Hannah have some updates from past stories, more boy drama (including CRINGE messages), physical touch during hot months, sleeping with a sunburn, finding the perfect…
- Rat Boyfriends · 57 min · Season 1 Episode 31On today's episode, Kimmy and Hannah cover fine line tattoos, more on the resurgence of 2000s fashion, texting habits of men we've dated, what it means when a man says he "isn't…
- Vacuum Nightmare · 53 min · Season 1 Episode 30It's the dirty thirty episode!! Join Kimmy and Hannah on today's episode as they talk about dating life updates, Hannah's embarrassing vacuum story, dumb alpha males online, and…
- Find Me With The Dogs · 56 min · Season 1 Episode 29Today Kimmy and Hannah discuss Kimmy's birthday celebration, pet sitting, a close encounter with a scary gay(?), and awful dating profiles. Plus, is Justin Bieber being a lizard…
- Selfies At The Gym · 46 min · Season 1 Episode 28In today's episode Kimmy and Hannah cover pump covers, tan lines, men taking pics at the gym, art galleries, getting yelled at in a museum, Tinder, and dating app algorithms…
- The Most Horrific Voice Memo LIVE! (NOT CLICKBAIT) · 55 min · Season 1 Episode 27BUCKLE UP, KIDDOS.Today we have a treat for you! Kimmy is discussing her return to Hinge and plays a random profile's voice note. WHAT A CRAZY TREAT IT IS. Hannah also decides to…
- Trigger Warning - Tequila · 56 min · Season 1 Episode 26Yup, we're talking tequila today, so you've been warned. Kimmy is simply vibing, and Hannah has a few thoughts to discuss this week. In today's episode, we cover our weekends…
- Lateral Moves · 50 min · Season 1 Episode 25This week Kimmy and Hannah briefly talk about blood, so trigger warning if that is a sensitive topic for you! The gals also discuss Iron Maiden, F1 racing, April rain, fog…
- Denim Maxi Skirts · 46 min · Season 1 Episode 24This week Kimmy and Hannah talk about DuoLingo, corporate social media, Dua Lipa, new fashion trends, the Amish, South of the Border, awkward workouts, applying sunscreen on…
- Nothing Of Substance · 54 min · Season 1 Episode 23Happy Jordan episode everyone! This week Kimmy and Hannah talk about the eclipse, third nipples, the Blue Man Group, Smurfs, Tame Impala, Jojo Siwa, men at bars, Kimmy’s social…
- Pit Bulls & Tiaras · 51 min · Season 1 Episode 22This week Kimmy and Hannah talk about the relief of your team losing March Madness, people obsessed with chain gyms, who enjoys Burger King, niche local drama, straight men…
- Fist-A-Purse · 57 min · Season 1 Episode 21This week Kimmy and Hannah GET. INTO. IT. Break out the tin foil hats because we’re talking conspiracies: Illuminati, the Denver airport, Boeing, The Octopus, and more. Also…
- Wildly Unprepared · 55 min · Season 1 Episode 20This week Kimmy and Hannah are more random than ever. With no set plan for discourse, we discuss read receipts, new info about soaking, religion and Christianity (negatively…
- Horsepower · 51 min · Season 1 Episode 19Kimmy and Hannah discuss daylight savings, the royal family speculations, Kimmy's voodoo doll, the loudest bar in DC, recent encounters with men at bars, Bud Light in a bottle…
