ghostbeast
by Todd and Becca
We rank scary movies from our childhood | Reviews: Ernest Scared…
About this podcast
Todd and Becca met and fell in love over their shared love of horror (among other things, I guess), so it only makes sense to channel that passion into a podcast that seeks to review every horror movie ever made.
So join two married, antisocial weirdos on this silly journey to share their love of horror, and each other, with strangers on the internet.
Each episode starts with a spoiler free review and content warning, so don’t be scared. Look for new episodes every Thursday!
Episodes
The newest 20 of 197 episodes
- We rank scary movies from our childhood | Reviews: Ernest Scared Stupid, Scooby Doo (2002) · 1 h 47 min · Season 3 Episode 53This week, we're wrapping up our childhood horror theme with our most nostalgic episode yet (while also getting over a cold, sorry). Let's take a look back at the horror that…
- Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (1998) | How to raise a horror freak · 40 min · Season 3 Episode 52The Mystery Gang reunite and visit Moonscar Island, a remote island with a dark secret. Daphne wants more than just a villain in a costume, and they get more than they ever…
- Critters Attack! (2019) | Sometimes they shouldn't come back · 33 min · Season 3 Episode 51A reluctant babysitter must protect three kids from an invasion of ravenous critters. This movie is an insult to millenials everywhere content warning at 11:31 spoilers begin at…
- Critters 4 (1992) | In space, no one can hear movie franchises fading into obscurity · 34 min · Season 3 Episode 50After being cryogenically frozen and waking up on a space station in the near future, the Critters aim to have the unwitting crew for lunch. I'd probably feel differently if this…
- Critters 3 (1991) | The Crites take Manhattan · 32 min · Season 3 Episode 49The tiny fur ball aliens that will eat anything or anyone set their sights on a Los Angeles apartment tower. TIL this takes place in Los Angeles!? content warning at 9:45…
- Critters 2 (1988) | The ball is back · 35 min · Season 3 Episode 48Eggs of the small but voracious alien creatures called Crites are left behind on earth and, after hatching, set their appetites on the small farm town of Grover's Bend. PG-13 in…
- Critters (1986) | Another one for the cool guy (and girl) horror fans · 30 min · Season 3 Episode 47A group of small but vicious alien creatures called Crites escape from an alien prison transport vessel and land near a small farm town on earth, pursued by two shape-shifting…
- Resident Evil (2026) | Setting the standard for videogame adaptations · 49 min · Season 3 Episode 46A hapless courier is tasked with delivering a package to a remote hospital. He soon finds himself caught in the middle of an outbreak and must fight through hordes of mutated…
- We guess horror movie titles based on Letterboxd reviews: 2020's edition | Reviews: Buffet Infinity, Touch Me · 1 h 26 min · Season 3 Episode 45October is almost here, but we've got time for one more Spoiler Free Speedrun before the Halloween season starts! For September we're revisiting Shitterboxd, because who am I to…
- Alien Resurrection (1997) | Can we please let Sigourney Weaver make love to an alien · 42 min · Season 3 Episode 44Two centuries after her death, a powerful human/alien hybrid clone of Ellen Ripley aids a crew of space pirates in stopping the aliens from reaching Earth. Alien movies need to…
- Buddy (2026) | Mascot horror: so hot right now · 30 min · Season 3 Episode 43A brave girl and her friends must escape a kids television show. At least this one's rated R content warning at 7:02 spoilers begin at 11:37 ghostbeast.com check our Youtube and…
- Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026) | A slasher for the horny gay millenials · 54 min · Season 3 Episode 42A director making a slasher sequel becomes obsessed with casting the original film's 'final girl,' leading both women into psychological and sexual chaos. Let me she/them titties…
- We debate our top horror movies of all time | Reviews: Faces of Death, Exit 8 · 1 h 26 min · Season 3 Episode 41It's the last week of August, and that can only mean one thing - it's time to (playfully) argue with each other and review some horror movies! This month, we're forgoing a game…
- It Ends (2025) | Life is a highway full of existential dread · 35 min · Season 3 Episode 40Friends on a late-night food run become trapped on an infinite highway with otherworldly terrors lurking beyond. Confined in their Jeep Cherokee, they must decide whether to…
- Army of Darkness (1992) | Time to get spicy with the movie that turned this series into a franchise · 44 min · Season 3 Episode 39When Ash Williams is accidentally transported to 1300 A.D., he must retrieve the Necronomicon and battle an army of the dead in order to return home. I always saw this as the…
- Redux Redux (2026) | Interdimensional sci-fi revenge story with an iconic heroine · 31 min · Season 3 Episode 38Irene Kelly travels through parallel universes, repeatedly killing her daughter's murderer. As she becomes consumed by vengeance, her humanity hangs in the balance. Not fucking…
- We guess each other's top horror movies by year: Becca's Bday edition | Reviews: Night Tide, The Lure · 1 h 23 min · Season 3 Episode 37What better way to end Becca's Birthday month than with a new episode of Spoiler Free Speedrun, complete with a brand new game! We're back to competing over how well we know each…
- Evil Dead Burn (2026) | We stray further from camp into extremity · 38 min · Season 3 Episode 36After the loss of her husband, a woman seeks solace with her in-laws. As one by one they transform into deadites, she comes to discover that the vows she took in life - survive…
- Forbidden Fruits (2026) | Mean Girls, witchcraft, and stretching the definition of a fruit · 32 min · Season 3 Episode 35At a mall store, Apple leads a secret witch cult with coworkers Cherry and Fig. New hire Pumpkin questions their sisterhood, forcing them to confront inner darkness or meet…
- Black Magic (1975) | Breastmilk, animal abuse, and the birth of a subgenre · 24 min · Season 3 Episode 34A rich, young woman desires the affection of an already engaged employee by any means necessary. She learns of a black magician who can grant her what she wants after falling…







