About this podcast
GoalLess is a podcast that highlights the passion, personalities, and pitch drama that make soccer beautiful ... and hilarious. Each week, the hosts kick around the biggest stories from The Champions League, featuring analysis, laughs, and great guests. What's the goal? You tell us! Brought to you by SmartLess Media, Meadowlark, with Paramount+
Episodes
The newest 20 of 45 episodes
- The Divine Shadows (Season Finale) · 44 minOn this season finale of GoalLess... the guys discuss PSG's dismantling of Inter Milan in the Champions League final and whether or not Manchester United vs Tottenham was the…
- Trying To Score Past An Octopus · 57 minOn this episode of GoalLess… the guys try to figure out if Barcelona vs Inter was the best ever Champions League semi-final and look ahead to PSG vs Inter. Plus, Witty rants on…
- Jackrabbit on a Hot Date · 53 min · Episode 42On this episode of Goalless... Manchester United's epic game against Lyon in Europa League. Meanwhile, the Champions League semifinals are set after a wild day in Birmingham and…
- Sydney Sweeney’s On His Dibs List · 59 min · Episode 41On this episode of Goalless… Declan Rice and Arsenal with their biggest win of the decade, is Harry Kane overweight? Barcelona score 4 and PSG top Aston Villa in Paris. Plus…
- He Parked the Nuke · 46 min · Episode 40On this jam packed episode of Goalless… The guys ponder if OnlyFans can fix Barcelona’s financial issues, Liverpool get Merseyside Derby revenge, Arsenal loses Gabriel for the…
- Like A Flying Sea Lion (Feat. Eli Lesser) · 46 min · Episode 39On this episode of Goalless… Trent Alexander Arnold is (reportedly) heading to Real Madrid, the guys react to a disastrous weekend for US Soccer, and look at some of the best…
- God's Gift To Us (Feat. Ray Hudson) · 52 min · Episode 38On this episode of Goalless… Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! The Carabao Cup final saw Newcastle lift their first trophy in 56 years, the race for top 5 is heating up, and…
- Can’t (Double) Touch This (Feat. Rebecca Lowe) · 54 min · Episode 37On this episode of Goalless… the Champions League quarterfinals are set. Alvarez’s double kick, Liverpool’s exit, Lamine Yamal’s brilliance, and does Manchester United’s newly…
- The Man Behind Wonka (Feat. Jon Glaser) · 51 min · Episode 36On this episode of Goalless… We’re onto the Champions League knockout stage, a “what if” starting 11, and a crazy injury in Germany. Plus, actor and comedian Jon Glaser joins us…
- Mystique of Legends (Feat. Arturo Castro) · 53 min · Episode 35On this episode of GoalLess… a busy weekend in the Premier League, Manchester United’s cost cutting measures, a quick look ahead to next week’s Champions League, and the guys…
- The Legend of the Honduran Maradona (Feat. Kieran Morris) · 48 min · Episode 34On this episode of Goalless… A round up of the Champions League knockout stage, predictions for the round of 16, Villa 2 Liverpool 2, and Rafael Toloi literally and figuratively…
- Vague News (Feat. Rhys Darby) · 50 min · Episode 33On this episode of GoalLess… Man City vs Real Madrid, an amazing atmosphere at Celtic Park, and a Merseyside Derby for the ages. Plus Rhys Darby joins us to talk about his mom as…
- Septic Bladder (Feat. John Skipper) · 60 min · Episode 32On this episode of GoalLess... the huge Man City v Arsenal match, Forrest nets a touchdown, a transfer window wrap up, the rise of the Saudi league, and a little Rihanna. Plus…
- The Devil’s Hat Trick · 50 min · Episode 31On today’s GoalLess… a quick rundown of a WILD day of Champions League with all 18 games kicking off simultaneously, another round of club or country, Man City’s big win vs…
- The Eagle Got Sacked Too (Feat. Christian Polanco) · 50 min · Episode 30On this episode of GoalLess… the Lazio falconer scandal, a huge round of Champions League matches including the brilliant Benfica - Barcelona game, a wild week at Manchester…
- Kevin Bacon Looks Like a Kite · 59 min · Episode 29On this episode of GoalLess… we’re back from break! Witty and Russell hit the ground running by talking about all the things we missed over the last few weeks. Elon Musk to buy…
- Shorts High and Tight, Mustaches Low and Loose (Feat. John Oliver) · 60 min · Episode 28On this episode of GoalLess... David Silva, Dunkirk, and Nut Shots. And that’s just in the first 7 minutes! We hung with John Oliver for an hour of fun to talk Accrington Stanley…
- Baptized by Alisson (Feat. Will Arnett) · 54 min · Episode 27On this episode of GoalLess… the host of SmartLess, and our boss, Will Arnett joins the show to discuss his passion football. The guys talk about Liverpool, Canada, swimming pool…
- Russell, La Bombonera, and a Zorb (Feat. Richie Williams) · 49 min · Episode 26On this episode of GoalLess… it’s the final episode of 2024! The guys discuss the best derby’s in the world, UVM’s national championship, and ponder just how low can Man City…
- Kaka, Dodo, or PeePee · 17 min · Episode 25On this episode of GoalLess… an action packed few days of Champions League, we play another round of Two Brazilians and a Lie, plus the final Witty’s Wonderkid. Tap in! Learn…
