Golf Is Ruining My Life
by Tom Green & Tom Price
Latest episode
How Often Should You Actually Be Putting A Card In?
How Often Should You Actually Be Putting A Card In?
About this podcast
Toms Price and Green are having their lives ruined by golf. They can't stop. So instead here's a podcast with interviews, funny bits, giveaways and more. If you're addicted to golf, if you have no intention of stopping even though it makes you miserable, then this is the podcast for you.
Episodes
The newest 50 of 381 episodes
- How Often Should You Actually Be Putting A Card In? · 36 minAlright Par Pals, the Weekender pre-sale goes live Friday at 8am. Belton Woods, April 3rd and 4th 2027. Two rounds, overnight stay, dinner, live podcast, prizes. From £299, 50%…
- THE GIRML WEEKENDER IS HERE & Someone Has Beef With Us · 37 minAlright Par Pals, no preamble today. After four years of being asked for it, we’re finally doing it. THE GOLF IS RUINING MY LIFE WEEKENDER. Belton Woods, Lincolnshire, April 3rd…
- Internet Invitational SEASON 2 REVIEWED | Has YouTube Golf Just Won? · 35 minAlright Par Pals, It’s Thursday the 5th of November, and one of us has watched thirteen hours of the Internet Invitational this week. The other watched the opening montage and…
- I Can Guess Your Handicap From What’s In Your Ball Bag · 33 minAlright Par Pals, it’s Monday the 2nd of November, we are both golf sad, and the leaves are winning. On the show: Tom Green went into Tom Price’s ball bag at Belton Woods…
- We Played With A Dead Man’s Golf Clubs & A Ball Marking Scandal | Live From Belton Woods · 37 minAlright Par Pals, we’re live from the terrace at Belton Woods with our friends at Q Hotels, Guinness in hand, having spent the day filming the first of the Eras videos. The…
- Is Golf Still A Posh Sport? & The 10 Hours A Week Rule · 34 minAlright Par Pals, it’s Monday, Tom wrote notes, and that historically means a good one. On the show: Tom is still not dead. Connor is still not a murderer. The lesson got…
- I’m Meeting A Man From The Internet To Fix My Chipping · 36 minAlright Par Pals TP is off to Hemel today to meet a man from the internet called Connor, who heard about the chipping yips on the pod and reckons he can fix them in an hour. If…
- Blitz Golf Is Back (And We’ve Been Invited Again) · 34 minAlright Par Pals 👋 We’re going live to Australia this week to speak to Simon from Blitz Golf, who’s bringing it back to the UK for SIX events next summer. He’s also invited us…
- Is Playing The Forward Tees Cheating? · 36 minAlright Par Pals 👋 Christy reckons he’s found a golf cheat code: move up to the forward tees, shoot 90, actually enjoy yourself. But is he improving, or has he just made the…
- I Hate Golf (A 72 Hour Breakdown) · 33 minA genuinely miserable 72 hours in our golfing lives. TP bent the entire world to get to the medal (dog walked, kids’ football sorted, chipping practised) and then shot 15 over…
- Losing Swing Speed Might Actually Make You Better · 36 minAlright Par Pals 👋 Ben writes in with one of the great golfing triumphs: 12 shots off the Order of Merit leader going into the final major, then shoots the round of his life and…
- The Worst Calculation You Can Do In Golf 😩 (Don't Do It) · 36 minAlright Par Pals 👋 TP is hungover (rocky roads until midnight, which is well past his self-imposed 9pm "middle aged midnight") and TG has been up since six with coffee, so the…
- Golf Needs A Tinder For People With No Mates · 34 minAlright Par Pals 👋 TG is properly poorly and blowing his nose directly into the microphone, so apologies in advance. But stick with it, because this one gets emotional at the…
- The Mindset That Finally Got Me Back In The 70s · 33 minAlright Par Pals 👋 TP is hungover and has a speed awareness course to get to, so this is a brisk one. But there's a genuinely good lesson in it: when you're playing well, do NOT…
- SOPHIE WALKER | She Started A Golf YouTube Channel 10 Years Ago And Everyone Laughed 😅 #TalkBirdieToMe · 35 minWE'RE BACK with the FINAL episode of series one of Talk Birdie To Me, and we've saved a brilliant one for last. We're joined by Sky Sports commentator, coach and former Ladies…
- Fear Is Ruining Your Golf · 35 minAlright Par Pals Max emails in with a proper gut-punch of a round at the Rolls of Monmouth (a course he only played because of this podcast, which we're still not over). Three…
- Golf's Biggest Questions With Today's Golfer (LIV 2.0, 2026 Gear, Rory & The New Tour Format) · 35 minAlright Par Pals Something a bit different this week. We've invited Rob Jerram and Alex Perry from Today's Golfer back on, because for once we'd quite like to talk to people who…
- Is The Belfry Actually Any Good? · 36 minAlright Par Pals 👋 Well, we've done it now. TG's take on The Belfry has genuinely split our socials down the middle, to the point where a professional golfer messaged him to…
- The Battle For The Last Place On The Plane 🐪⛳ · 33 minThis is it. The final place on the plane to Egypt with our friends at Golf Breaks, decided live on the podcast. Harry from Buckinghamshire takes on Joe from Walsall in a head to…
- JAMES GUY | The Olympic Champion Who Became Mates With Tommy Fleetwood ⛳ #TalkBirdieToMe · 34 minWE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by three time Olympic champion, six time Olympic medallist and the most successful…
- 1,000 Golf Courses In 1,000 Days 😳 · 38 minAlright Par Pals An apology to open: yes, TG did record last week's episode on his laptop mic, and yes, we've all heard the messages saying he sounded like he was in a big…
- LIVE From Littlestone Golf Club · 35 minAlright Par Pals 👋 We're finally here. After two years of TP banging on about it relentlessly, we're recording live from the trophy room at Littlestone Golf Club, where there is…
- We Found Our Egypt Finalists (In The Most Ridiculous Way Possible) 🐪 · 35 minThe day has finally come. We've whittled nine Email Corner winners down to just TWO finalists who'll battle it out live on the podcast for the last place on the plane to Egypt…
- MATT WILLIS | He Secretly Planned An Entire Busted Tour Around Golf Hotels 😂 #TalkBirdieToMe · 41 minWE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by Busted's Matt Willis, who might be the most golf-obsessed guest we've ever had on. 30…
- I've Stopped Using Tees Completely · 37 minTP has become That Guy. He's ditched tees entirely, chucks the ball straight down on the deck and hits three wood off it, and reckons it's the coolest thing in golf (very John…
- Tom Cruise Landed On Our Golf Course · 35 minAlright Par Pals TP has been booked in for a 6:46am tee time at and it's sparked a proper debate: when is an early tee time actually TOO early? We've also got the new Ping iDi…
- Jon Rahm Is Back... So What Happens To LIV Now? 👀 · 37 minAlright Par Pals 👋 Jon Rahm is heading back to the PGA Tour, and we get into what it actually means: the reported fine, the Ryder Cup implications, whether Tyrrell Hatton…
- The Best Thing You Can Buy In Golf Right Now 👀 · 36 minAlright Par Pals 👋 Big monologue energy from TG this week as he asks whether the handicap system, brilliant as it is for competitive golf, is actually getting in the way of us…
- SUSAN CALMAN | She's Been Lying To Her Wife About Golf... And She's In The Room 😳 #TalkBirdieToMe · 35 minWE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by comedian, broadcaster and full-blown golf obsessive, Susan Calman. 30 minutes of chat…
- I PLAYED IN A PRO-AM 🤯 + Gary Player Blanked Me · 31 minWe're back from a couple of weeks off (and broadcasting from a brand new house with no internet, filmed on a phone, so apologies in advance 😅). TG got to play the pro-am at…
- Is Golf Ending My Life? · 35 minAlright Par Pals An emotional one this week as it's the FINAL episode from the beloved shed studio (TG is quite literally dismantling it live as we record 😢). We get into…
- Is It EVER Okay To Be A Bandit? · 35 minAlright Par Pals 👋 A sponsor-free, brought-to-you-by-YOU email corner this week, and it's a good one. We debate whether there's ever a circumstance where it's genuinely okay to…
- The Great Net Handicap Scandal · 35 minAlright Par Pals 👋 Big topics this week. We're on a mission to convince you that a 300 yard drive is worthless because a good SCORE is the only thing that actually sticks with…
- GORDON SMART | The Most Nerve-Shredding Tee Shot In Golf History 😳 #TalkBirdieToMe · 39 minWE'RE BACK with a new episode of Talk Birdie To Me This week we're joined by broadcaster and proud Scotsman, Gordon Smart. 30 minutes of chat about learning to grip a club with…
- The Perfect Handicap Revealed · 35 minBOOK YOUR NEXT GOLFBREAKS TRIP MY CLICKING HERE Alright Par Pals 👋 TG is in a full non-golfing slump (moving house means the beloved shed studio is being retired 😢)…
- The Golf Story That Could Get Us SUED · 37 minAlright Par Pals 👋 Buckle up, because this week TG tells a story so scandalous it could get us sued. For legal reasons, none of it happened to anyone we know it happened to a…
- Phantom ARM Johnnies · 37 minBOOK YOUR NEXT GOLFBREAKS TRIP MY CLICKING HERE Alright Par Pals 👋 TP has turned up sporting a full facial midlife crisis. His hairdresser left the moustache on, his…
- SUNDAY at THE OPEN // 200-1 AND HE DID IT! Ryan Fox Gets It Done · 24 minAlright Par Pals 👋 Ryan Fox has only gone and won the 154th Open at 200-1 odds. Nobody saw it coming, and honestly, we love it he looks like one of us, he plays like one of us…
- SATURDAY at THE OPEN // Team Bryson Or Team Rory? · 35 minBOOK YOUR NEXT GOLFBREAKS TRIP MY CLICKING HERE Alright Par Pals 👋 We're back after a very heavy comedown from Thursday's high at Birkdale (and after accidentally…
- ALEX HORNE | The Man Who Refuses To Get Better At Golf... And Loves It 😅 #TalkBirdieToMe · 35 minWE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by comedian, Taskmaster creator and Bad Golf legend, Alex Horne. 30 minutes of chat about…
- FROM THE FAIRWAYS OF BIRKDALE! · 32 minWe simply cannot believe it… today’s episode is coming to you LIVE (ish) from a Thursday at a MAJOR. We will be brining you all the action from day one of the 154th Open at Royal…
- MORE secrets from the GLENEAGLES greenkeeping team 🏌️ · 35 minWelcome back to PART TWO of our very special episode with the guys over at Glen Moray Single Malt Whisky, where we're getting an even deeper insight into what it's ACTUALLY like…
- I've Been Living A Handicap Lie ⛳ · 34 minAlright Par Pals 👋 TP has come to a difficult realisation: he's been vanity handicapping. After clinging on to a five for far too long, his handicap has crept back up to nine…
- The GLENEAGLES greenkeeping team TELL ALL! · 34 minToday is a VERY special episode of Golf Is Ruining My Life as we are teaming up with the guys over at Glen Moray Single Malt Whisky to give you an insight into what it is…
- He Drove His Trolley Into a Lake… With His Car Keys In It · 37 minBOOK YOUR NEXT GOLFBREAKS TRIP MY CLICKING HERE Alright Par Pals 👋 The tour's done, life has lost all meaning, so naturally we're back to talk absolute nonsense with…
- I Snapped My Brand New Wedge In A Bunker 😳 · 36 minAlright Par Pals 👋 TP hits the big 3-5 this week and we're reflecting on why golf is one of the few things that actually gets BETTER as you get older. But first, we have to talk…
- ANDREW COLTART | What It's Really Like To Play With Tiger Woods #TalkBirdieToMe · 29 minWE'RE BACK with a new episode of the Talk Birdie To Me Series and this week we're joined by Sky Sports legend and former European Tour pro, Andrew Coltart. 30 minutes of chat…
- A 15 Year Old Shot 3 Under ... THEN GOT BANNED! · 36 minBOOK YOUR NEXT GOLFBREAKS TRIP MY CLICKING HERE Alright Par Pals 👋 The tour is nearly over, we are absolutely exhausted and Tom Green walked into a door after having the…
- We Played In Front Of Crowds At Blitz Golf · 30 minAlright Par Pals 👋 We've just walked off the course at Blitz Golf and we are still recovering. Playing in front of actual crowds turns out to be a genuinely terrifying…
- Barbecues, Sweaty Hands & A Driver Crisis · 36 minAlright Par Pals 👋 It's officially the hottest day of the year and we are STRUGGLING. Em's got a barbecue going five yards from Tom Green's head and he simply cannot focus on…
