About this podcast
Grant Random Reports The News is a newscast, allegedly, from non-award-winning radio personality Grant Random. Known for his 20+ years on SiriusXM (Lithium, Octane's Breakdown) and his shocking lack of professionalism, Grant delivers this weekly comedy podcast full of funny news and views that you can't use but will likely come to depend on, albeit foolishly. Combat the misinformation, fake news, and bots infiltrating your feeds by making this faux journalist with a mostly reliable internet connection your #1 choice for news.
Episodes
The newest 20 of 23 episodes
- Time Traveler From The Future Warns of Deadly Robots · 32 min · Season 1 Episode 23On Episode 22, Grant explores a story about a time traveler from the year 3700 who warns that there will be a future war with robots that he’s says are dicks. Also covered this…
- Goblins and AI, the Rebirthing Process, and a Moon Landing Skeptic | Ep. 21 · 34 min · Season 1 Episode 22Episode 21 features an exploration of whether or not goblins are running AI, a Tokyo spa where you can be “rebirthed,” and an NFL quarterback isn’t sure we ever landed on the…
- Reptilian Aliens, Airplane Misconduct, & an AI Warning · 31 min · Season 1 Episode 21Reptilians extraterrestrials are reportedly here and might not be cool, artificial intelligence may have some downsides, and an airline passenger has violated community…
- Slap And Sniff · 22 min · Season 1 Episode 20Episode 19 features stories about a dildo attack, the secret to longevity, and royal UFO pilot.
- Would You Like To Cuddle? · 20 min · Season 1 Episode 19The 18th episode of this politics-free newscast features stories about rats on birth control, a guy doing weird things with sheep, and a woman doing weird things with an airplane.
- A Robot, an Emperor, and a Castration Club · 11 min · Season 1 Episode 18Episode 17 delves into news about cocaine sharks, a memorial for a discarded sex doll, and a couple that puts the fun in "funnel." Plus, "News From The Cosmos," "The Masturbation…
- It's a New Episode a.k.a. Episode 16 · 17 min · Season 1 Episode 17Hear about the music that people are listening to while having sex, a prediction about the downfall of humanity, and the discovery of dicks on Mars.
- The Episode Known In Some Circles as 15 · 12 min · Season 1 Episode 16Stories about International Masturbation Month, troubling news about Grandma, and more indecent exposure on Episode 15 of Grant Random Reports The News.
- And Then There Was Episode 14 · 14 min · Season 1 Episode 15This week you'll hear about a guy busted for cannibalism, a new theory about the multiverse, and mechanophilia.
- Episode 13 Is Nuts · 13 min · Season 1 Episode 14On this 13th episode of Grant Random Reports The News, we bring you This Week In Corpse News, also we present exclusive theories regarding Kate-Gate, and you’re not going to want…
- From The People Who Brought You Episodes 1-11 Comes Episode 12. · 12 min · Season 1 Episode 13On this 12th episode of Grant Random Reports The News, you’ll hear about the sexual recession, menstrual terrorism, and a man being stung on the testicles by a scorpion.
- You Should Probably Listen to Episode 11 Right Now, Then Listen To It Again. Go On, Do It. · 10 min · Season 1 Episode 12On this episode of Grant Random Reports The News, you’ll hear about men getting their nipples reduced, a priest selling dick pills, and a guy in a kilt putting things into his…
- Episode 10 Features An Urgent Health Alert About Male Genitalia · 10 min · Season 1 Episode 11On this 10th episode, you'll hear stories about a pastor dealing meth, people having sex on top of a moving subway train, and a woman who woke up just before being cremated.
- This Ninth Episode Is Not Going To Listen To Itself · 12 min · Season 1 Episode 10On this episode of Grant Random Reports The News, you’ll hear about a gooch, some unemployed robots, and a shocking discovery about the new Apple Vision Pro.
- (Insert Catchy Title For Episode 8 Here) · 11 min · Season 1 Episode 9On this eighth episode, you'll hear stories about scrotums, macaques, and a diaper spa for adults. By the way, be sure to subscribe to this podcast if you haven't already. Also…
- A Sick Anchor Cannot Stop This Seventh Episode From Happening · 12 min · Season 1 Episode 8On this seventh episode of the world's foremost politics-free comedic newscast presented by an idiot radio host, you'll hear about the state of Alabama screwing up again, a man…
- This Sixth Episode Should Not Be Listened To While Eating · 10 min · Season 1 Episode 7On this sixth episode, you'll hear stories about man boobs, dog piss, and cannibalism.
- This Fifth Episode Just Might Change Your Life...Or Not · 10 min · Season 1 Episode 6This episode features stories about robots, dildos, and a ring made out of pubes.
- This Fourth Episode Is Golden · 11 min · Season 1 Episode 5This fourth episode of this podcast and first of 2024 brings you news about AI girlfriends, a perverted owl, and a golden shower gone horribly wrong.
- The Not-Quite Comprehensive 2023 Year In Review · 11 min · Season 1 Episode 4Although this is just the third episode of our podcast, we have decided to present the 2023 year in review. In this recap, we will cover a variety of topics not being reported on…
