About this podcast
Kat and Sara cover Hallmark Mysteries, for those who want to escape to an airbrushed fantasy world, but still need some semblance of a plot to pretend to follow. Join us if you love your murder stories to be rated an easy G.
Episodes
The newest 20 of 28 episodes
- Mystery 101: Playing Dead · 44 minKat dropped a massive light on Sara to try to spend more time with her, and it worked! They're back with record speed to cover the second Mystery 101 movie, and Sara didn't even…
- Mystery 101 · 58 minSorry for the delay, but Kat and Sara had agreed to only communicate with messages written in lipstick on each other's mirrors, and unfortunately used a nude shade. But now…
- Bonus Episode w/ Attorney Friend Miguel · 54 minKat and Sara get schooled by former ADA Miguel, who shares some unusually helpful info for a murder podcast. He shares insights on why the presence of Detective Long Legs is…
- Witness to Murder: A Darrow Mystery · 54 minTo celebrate the end of the Darrow (and Darrow?) mysteries, Sara gets Kat a cute little vacation rental that's owned by her vengeful ex. Tell us about the time you successfully…
- Darrow & Darrow: Body of Evidence · 55 minSara gives the most accurate summary of a Hallmark mystery yet about the third Darrow & Darrow movie: "two awkward fifty-year-olds trying to flirt around a dead body." Can she…
- Darrow & Darrow: In the Key of Murder · 1 h 18 minKat's recap of the second Darrow & Darrow movie has Sara pondering, if her grandmother had offered some special attention to her coach, would it have changed the course of her…
- Darrow & Darrow · 49 minKat and Sara hold a seance to speak to all the dead spouses in vintage Hallmark movies, inspired by the first Darrow and Darrow movie. Did you skip two grades and turn out just…
- Chronicle Mysteries: Helped to Death · 1 h 12 minKat is back at the recap game since Sara recently joined a "self-help" group that took away all her electronics. Using a satellite phone and some turkey calls, they cobbled…
- Dirty Santa Gift: A Christmas Melody · 50 minIt's your Dirty Santa gift from HFM! Sara and Kat start a new holiday tradition of helping a depressed child write a special song about getting their mom laid, inspired by 2015's…
- Chronicle Mysteries: The Deep End · 1 h 27 minSara and Kat are inspired to start a swim class for middle-aged men after watching the next installment of the Chronicle Mysteries. Read more about men's sudden thirst for…
- Chronicle Mysteries: Vines That Bind · 1 h 25 minSara and Kat plant their feet in some very immoral soil during the latest Chronicle Mysteries. You can reach us at [email protected].
- Chronicle Mysteries: The Wrong Man · 1 h 58 minKat gifts Sara her very best piece of river trash, to celebrate their return to the Chronicle Mysteries. Don't upset Glen! If you need to dispose of old electronics, Best Buy…
- Chronicle Mysteries: Recovered · 1 h 26 minKat ziplines Sara into a huge foam ball pit, inspired by the first Chronicle Mystery. Send us a blank postcard at [email protected].
- Gourmet Detective: Roux the Day w/Jason · 2 h 14 minProfessional chef Jason gets into the wild boar meat of this movie with Sara and Kat by preparing several litigation-worthy but delicious absinthe-based dishes.
- Gourmet Detective: Eat, Drink, and Be Buried · 1 h 17 minSara and Kat don their most accurate Marie Antoinette-style victory rolls while chatting about Gourmet Detective: Eat, Drink, and Be Buried. We promise to improve our audio by…
- Gourmet Detective: Death al Dente · 1 h 11 minSara and Kat schedule simultaneous sleep studies so they'll be ready if an intruder tries to attack them before 11am, inspired by Gourmet Detective: Death al Dente. There is a…
- Gourmet Detective: A Healthy Place to Die · 1 h 8 minSara prepares a beautiful spread of forcemeats and aspics for Kat in honor of Gourmet Detective: A Healthy Place to Die. Share your favorite meat jelly recipes with us at…
- Gourmet Detective · 1 h 8 minKat ruins 6 of Sara's best knives trying to stab them unsuccessfully into a cutting board after they cover the first Gourmet Detective movie. Send us a note at…
- Fixer Upper Mysteries: Deadly Deed · 1 h 19 minKat and Sara are feeling the pressure of an arbitrary deadline of three months to record before the podcast reverts back to the bank.
- Fixer Upper Mysteries: Concrete Evidence · 1 h 22 minThe second Fixer Upper mystery is a real emotional roller coaster, but don't worry - Kat and Sara made sandwiches. Tell us about your dumbwaiter shaft hijinks at…
