About this podcast
Unprofessional, unsolicited and unwanted opinions from Dan and Tony as they watch movies and tell you what's wrong with them.
Episodes
The newest 50 of 317 episodes
- Hate Watching The Home: Pete Davidson, Geriatric S&M, and Eyeball Juice · 1 h 22 min · Season 1 Episode 310Send us Fan Mail A retirement home horror movie shouldn’t make us laugh this much, but The Home gives us plenty to fight about. One of us thinks it’s a secretly solid horror…
- Hate Watching The Pope's Exorcist: Catholic Church Propaganda & The King of Hell · 1 h 17 min · Season 1 Episode 309Send us Fan Mail Happy Halloween from Dan and Tony! This week on Hate Watching, we’re strapping on our clerical collars, hopping onto a vintage Lambretta scooter, and heading to…
- Hate Watching Super 8: Nostalgia Overload · 1 h 30 min · Season 1 Episode 308Send us Fan Mail A movie can look amazing and still feel weirdly empty, and Super 8 is our favorite kind of argument because it sits right on that line. We are supposed to be…
- Hate Watching The End of Oak Street: The Suburban Dinosaur · 1 h 47 min · Season 1 Episode 307Send us Fan Mail A quiet Midwest suburb in 1982 gets cut out of the world and dropped into dinosaur times. That pitch should print money. Instead, we spend this conversation…
- Hate Watching Elvira's Haunted Hills: All Hills No Frills · 1 h 28 min · Season 1 Episode 306Send us Fan Mail A castle in the Carpathians. Edgar Allan Poe name-drops. Secret doors, earthquakes, torture devices, and a title that promises haunted hills. So why does…
- Hate Watching Resident Evil Welcome to Raccoon City: AKA City of Raccoons · 1 h 19 min · Season 1 Episode 305Send us Fan Mail One tiny detail can reveal everything that is broken about a movie, and for us it is this: the film cannot decide whether it lives in “Raccoon City” or the “City…
- M3GAN 2.0: The Genre Swap Disaster · 1 h 30 min · Season 1 Episode 304Send us Fan Mail M3GAN 2.0 should be an easy win: take a killer doll with attitude, push the horror, sharpen the satire, and give us a few scenes that people quote for years…
- Hate Watching Mayday: Flight Delayed · 1 h 18 min · Season 1 Episode 303Send us Fan Mail A Top Gun homage is a dangerous game, and Mayday plays it on hard mode. We walk through Apple TV’s action comedy and try to figure out why it feels so watchable…
- Hate Watching Disclosure Day: Disclosure Day Eve · 1 h 55 min · Season 1 Episode 302Send us Fan Mail A movie titled Disclosure Day practically dares you to imagine the one thing every alien story promises but rarely commits to: the moment the truth drops and the…
- Hate Watching Supergirl: Mediocrity Deserves Applause · 1 h 25 min · Season 1 Episode 301Send us Fan Mail Supergirl left us with a weird feeling we couldn’t shake: not anger in the fun way, not confusion in the mystery way, just a movie that keeps reaching for big…
- Hate Watching Under The Silver Lake: Rage Bait · 1 h 50 min · Season 1 Episode 300Send us Fan Mail Tony says it first and he never lets it go: Under the Silver Lake is the most frustrating movie he has ever been forced to sit through. That reaction kicks off a…
- From The Vaults: Hate Watching It Follows · 1 h 23 min · Season 1Send us Fan Mail To prepare for our next episode of Under the Silver Lake, we go back and revisit our discussion on It Follows. Still trash by the way.... A monster that follows…
- Hate Watching Backrooms: Art? Sure. Horror? ...WHERE?! · 1 h 39 min · Season 1 Episode 299Send us Fan Mail A movie about endless yellow hallways should be pure nightmare fuel, so why did Backrooms leave us split between genuine admiration and total disbelief? We go…
- Hate Watching The Astronaut: The Twist Is Worth The Squeeze! · 1 h 10 min · Season 1 Episode 298Send us Fan Mail The Astronaut (2025) spends a long time whispering “something is wrong” and then, in the final minutes, it starts yelling. We go full spoiler mode on this Kate…
- Hate Watching Obsession: Half Measures in Modern Horror · 1 h 49 min · Season 1 Episode 297Send us Fan Mail 94% on Rotten Tomatoes should feel like a slam dunk. Instead, Obsession (2026) sent us into full detective mode: how does a movie with gorgeous shots, impressive…
- Hate Watching In Time: I'd Pay Several Years to Get This Time Back · 1 h 50 min · Season 1 Episode 296Send us Fan Mail A world where you can literally spend your life on a cup of coffee should be terrifying. Instead, In Time (2011) somehow turns one of the best sci-fi dystopia…
- Hate Watching Little Brother: Hoobastank Can't Save You Now! · 1 h 42 min · Season 1 Episode 295Send us Fan Mail A comedy can survive bad taste, broad jokes, even a ridiculous set piece, but it can’t survive refusing to commit. We kick things off with a very real spiral…
- Hate Watching Anon - Stick Gun Up! This is a Robbery...Of Your Time · 1 h 31 min · Season 1 Episode 294Send us Fan Mail A future where your eyes record everything should make crime harder, truth clearer, and privacy basically extinct. That is the promise of Anon, the 2018 Netflix…
- Hate Watching War of the Worlds 2005: Spielberg Fumbles at the 1 Yard Line · 1 h 25 min · Season 1 Episode 293Send us Fan Mail The wild thing about War Of The Worlds (2005) is how quickly it earns our trust and how loudly it tests it later. We sit down on Heat Watching and walk through…
- Hate Watching K-Pax: Good, Bad or just Non Sense? · 1 h 32 min · Season 1 Episode 292Send us Fan Mail Someone shows up in Grand Central, claims he’s from a planet called K-Pax, and calmly starts wrecking everyone’s certainty. That setup sounds like classic…
- Hate Watching Corky Romano: No Comedic Evidence Anywhere · 1 h 22 min · Season 1 Episode 291Send us Fan Mail A movie can be harmless and still drive you nuts, especially when you can see the better version hiding inside it. We go back to 2001 and rewatch Corky Romano…
- Hate Watching The Naked Gun (2025): Short and Sweet · 1 h 24 min · Season 1 Episode 290Send us Fan Mail A spoof can be chaotic and still feel precise, but only if the movie commits. We just watched The Naked Gun reboot and ended up in a full-on argument about what…
- Hate Watching Steel: Super Shaq or Super Lame? · 1 h 24 min · Season 1 Episode 289Send us Fan Mail Shaq in a DC Comics superhero suit should be an automatic good time, but Steel (1997) somehow lands in the uncanny valley between Saturday afternoon fun and…
- Hate Watching Passengers: I'd Rather Die Alone · 1 h 13 min · Season 1 Episode 288Send us Fan Mail A guy wakes up alone on a colony ship, stares at a sleeping stranger for a year, and then makes a choice the movie wants to frame as romance. That’s the moment…
- Hate Watching Tron Ares: A Boring Music Video · 1 h 14 min · Season 1 Episode 287Send us Fan Mail Tron: Ares made us do something we almost never do: we hit play, heard the soundtrack kick in, and immediately wished we could keep the speakers on while turning…
- Hate Watching Marty Supreme: We Could Play Ping Pong · 1 h 49 min · Season 1 Episode 286Send us Fan Mail Marty Supreme looks like a prestige movie, sounds like three different movies at once, and plays like a sports film that refuses to give you the one thing you…
- Hate Watching Balls Up: A Sort of Sports Sort of Comedy Movie · 1 h 36 min · Season 1 Episode 285Send us Fan Mail A movie about condoms, cocaine, and the World Cup should be a layup for a wild studio comedy. Balls Up somehow turns that setup into a string of half-formed…
- Hate Watching Dark Crimes: True Crime or Exploitation? · 1 h 40 min · Season 1 Episode 284Send us Fan Mail Dark Crimes wants to be a grim, prestige-leaning true crime thriller, but the further we follow it, the less it holds together. We sit down with our notes and…
- Hate Watching Avatar 3: Fire and Rehash · 1 h 35 min · Season 1 Episode 283Send us Fan Mail A three-hour sci-fi epic shouldn’t feel like you accidentally hit replay, yet that’s the vibe we can’t shake while breaking down Avatar 3: Fire and Ash. We’re…
- Hate Watching Greenland 2: The Slow Death of Cinema · 1 h 33 min · Season 1 Episode 282Send us Fan Mail A sequel can be bigger, darker, and meaner, but it still has to make sense. We take on Greenland: Migration as a natural disaster movie and post-apocalyptic…
- Hate Watching Mercy: Cannot Compute · 1 h 44 min · Season 1 Episode 281Send us Fan Mail An AI judge. A 90-minute timer. One chair that can end you. Mercy sells itself like a sleek future-court thriller, but the more we follow its rules, the less the…
- Hate Watching The Tomorrow War: Time Travel Faux Pas · 1 h 26 min · Season 1 Episode 280Send us Fan Mail A time portal opens on a soccer field, a future soldier somehow addresses the whole stadium without a mic, and the world immediately agrees to a draft that sends…
- Hate Watching Anaconda: A Fangless Reboot · 1 h 21 min · Season 1 Episode 279Send us Fan Mail A reboot can survive a bad budget, cheap CGI, and even a silly premise. What it cannot survive is refusing to be the movie it advertises. We dig into the…
- Hate Watching In The Blink Of An Eye: Blink too hard and you'll...fall asleep · 1 h 30 min · Season 1 Episode 278Send us Fan Mail Three timelines. One supposed “grand message.” And somehow we’re left asking the simplest question a movie can provoke: what was the point? We take on In The…
- Hate Watching Play Dirty: A Train Wreck So Big Even the CGI Ran Away · 1 h 42 min · Season 1 Episode 277Send us Fan Mail A great heist hums like clockwork: clear motives, sharp reversals, and rules the audience can trust. Play Dirty aims for that swagger but keeps slipping on its…
- Hate Watching Transformers The Last Knight: Less Than Meets the Eye · 1 h 33 min · Season 1 Episode 276Send us Fan Mail Knights, Nazis, submarines, and a three-headed robo-dragon walk into a Transformers sequel… and somehow the wildest ingredients still feel weightless. We dig…
- Hate Watching Strange Wilderness: Turkeys and Sharks and Bears, Oh My! · 1 h 10 min · Season 1 Episode 275Send us Fan Mail What happens when a movie you once despised suddenly makes you laugh out loud? We dive back into Strange Wilderness and pull apart why some of its dumbest jokes…
- Hate Watching Gladiator II: A Monolithic Letdown · 1 h 42 min · Season 1 Episode 274Send us Fan Mail What happens when a massive sequel forgets the one thing epics can’t live without—emotion? We take a scalpel to Gladiator 2 and dig into why the arena feels…
- Hate Watching Five Nights At Freddy’s 2: The Ghosts in the Machines · 1 h 17 min · Season 1 Episode 273Send us Fan Mail A killer marionette, a sleepy music box, and a town that throws a FazFest for reasons no one can explain—welcome to our breakdown of Five Nights at Freddy’s 2…
- Hate Watching Presence: Ghosts, Burritos, And Bad Movies · 1 h 21 min · Season 1 Episode 272Send us Fan Mail A ghost’s-eye horror should feel like slipping between walls, time, and truth. Instead, Presence hands us a floating wide-angle lens that wanders rooms, hides in…
- Hate Watching The Animal: Beast Mode Or Bust · 1 h 19 min · Season 1 Episode 271Send us Fan Mail A goat gag, a blow dart, and one perfect Norm Macdonald riff walk into a movie. We dive into The Animal with our gloves off and our sense of humor intact, asking…
- Hate Watching Playdate: Alan Ritchson Saves The Day · 1 h 22 min · Season 1 Episode 270Send us Fan Mail We had questions the moment Playdate 2025 opened on a joyless car chase and a baffling lacrosse scene—and then Isla Fisher strolled in with the “Mama Mafia” and…
- Hate Watching Honey Don’t: Pretty Sure Honey Didn't · 1 h 24 min · Season 1 Episode 269Send us Fan Mail A Vespa hums into Bakersfield, a church robe hides bondage gear, and a smooth-talking reverend runs a drug ring between sermons about macaroni. We dive into…
- Hate Watching Death of a Unicorn: Mo Money And Messy CGI · 1 h 25 min · Season 1 Episode 268Send us Fan Mail A healing unicorn, a billionaire’s lodge, and a night that should have dripped with dread instead slides into confusion. We dive into Death of a Unicorn with…
- Hate Watching A Very Jonas Christmas Movie: Holiday Hype or Hollow Cheer · 1 h 22 min · Season 1 Episode 267Send us Fan Mail A leather jacket Santa, a melted plane, and a train to the wrong city—on paper it sounds wild. We hit play on the Jonas Brothers holiday special expecting cozy…
- Hate Watching the Truman Show: Truman, Tinfoil, And TV Lies · 1 h 29 min · Season 1 Episode 266Send us Fan Mail What happens when a brilliant concept crumbles under its own weight? We dive headfirst into The Truman Show and pull at every loose thread: a dome you can see…
- Hate Watching The Pickup: A Monkey, A Ring, and Zero Stakes · 1 h 27 min · Season 1 Episode 265Send us Fan Mail The trailer had us hopeful; the movie had us baffled. We dive into The Pickup and pull apart why a slick heist premise, a stacked cast, and a veteran director…
- Hate Watching Timeline: Dumb, Fun, Semi-History · 1 h 26 min · Season 1 Episode 264Send us Fan Mail A time machine that behaves like a fax, a grenade that hops centuries, and an ear that turns into destiny—this conversation goes deep on why Timeline is both…
- Hate Watching Land of the Lost: Big Brain T-Rex, Tiny Plot · 1 h 19 min · Season 1 Episode 263Send us Fan Mail Dinosaurs, portals, and a chorus line of pterodactyls should be a slam dunk. We dove into Land of the Lost to figure out why a movie with so many toys keeps…
- Hate Watching Little Evil: Little Evil, Big Opinions · 1 h 36 min · Season 1 Episode 262Send us Fan Mail What happens when a sharp horror-comedy premise gets tripped up by soggy jokes and TV-flat reactions? We dig into Little Evil with a filmmaker’s eye and a…
