Haysnacks
by 479 Media
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Morning 6-Pack - Six Ways I’d Tempt Fate Around NWA
Morning 6-Pack - Six Ways I’d Tempt Fate Around NWA
About this podcast
Enjoy Haysnacks, the bite-sized comedy podcast from Northwest Arkansas’s own Haystack—morning radio’s master of mischief on 106.5 KBVA and 96.7 The Bull. Each episode packs in the best moments from Haystack’s daily shows, including fan-favorite highlights, his legendary “morning six pack” top 6 lists, and the hilarious weekly phone call with his super-redneck pal, Alabama Bama. Don’t miss the Saturday “Leftovers” episode, where Haystack serves up the jokes and bits that didn’t make it on air (due to time, or because they were too weird or wild). Designed for busy listeners, Haysnacks delivers quick, snackable laughs whenever you need them—perfect for your commute, coffee break, or anytime you want a dose of fun.
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- Morning 6-Pack - Six Ways I’d Tempt Fate Around NWA · 3 min · Episode 602It's Friday the 13th — the third one this year — so I'm Haystack and we're servin' up a Morning 6-Pack: the top six things to be careful doing around northwest Arkansas today. We…
- Chips Down: Nvidia CEO resigns amid reports of a suspected spy link · 3 min · Episode 601Jensen Huang — the longtime Nvidia CEO — is out after reports about romantic relationships, including one woman suspected (but not proven) of ties to Chinese intelligence and…
- Ashley Austin Morris (Performing 11/20 at The Jones Center) · 15 min · Episode 600Ashley Austin Morris is coming back to the Jones Center in Springdale for a clean comedy show Friday, November 20 — we’re pumped. I chatted with her about everything from Big…
- Morning 6-Pack (Too) - Grocery Store Red Flags · 3 min · Episode 599I counted down six new, totally different signs you’re shopping at a bad grocery store — fast, snarky, and zero sympathy. I also started a little grocery war after mentioning…
- Arkansas Gave Us Happy Hour — America Just Added the Beer · 1 min · Episode 598Today’s main fact: it’s National Happy Hour Day — and the whole mess traces back to sailors on the USS Arkansas in 1913. Yep, our little Arkansas flex: they threw “happy hours”…
- Cardboard Keys, Facebook Pics, and 7-Year Debt — Congrats? · 3 min · Episode 597Kelley Blue Book says the average new vehicle just hit an all-time high — $51,109 — and used cars are pushing about $27,000. More than a fourth of folks are financing new rides…
- Morning 6-Pack - Signs You're Shopping at a Bad Grocery Store · 3 min · Episode 596Lowell’s getting a new Walmart Neighborhood Market and I’m weirdly pumped — my studios moved there, I work there now, so this hits different. Folks on Facebook are already crying…
- Morning 6-Pack - 6 Signs You’re Definitely Not Cut Out for the Military · 4 min · Episode 595We’re counting down the Morning 6-Pack: the top six signs you’re not cut out for the military. First off, we take a quiet second to salute veterans — it’s Veterans Day, after all…
- Alabama Bama on Gas Prices · 2 min · Episode 594Gas prices are finally starting to come down, and we wasted zero time roasting the whole mess on the Morning 6-Pack. I’m Haystack and me and my buddy Bama trade ridiculous…
- Morning 6-Pack - Old Tech Like Sony Walkmans · 4 min · Episode 593Sony's bringing back the headphones that came with the original 1979 Walkman — retro look, skinny metal headband, orange-and-blue foam pads, and yep, wired. They say they even…
- Morning 6-Pack - Stuff We Miss When There Are No Boys · 3 min · Episode 592Women are more likely to want daughters now — a worldwide survey of nearly 45,000 people even shows two-thirds say they don’t care, but where there’s a preference the girls are…
- Cybertruck’s Headed to the Junkyard · 4 min · Episode 591Tesla's winding down Cybertruck production next year — yeah, Elon said it, and we get to make fun of it. I rant about why it tanked: that 1987-computer-drawing look, the infamous…
- I Say Ditch the Tighties — Give Your Boys Some Air · 3 min · Episode 590Scientists in China looked at nearly 27,000 men and found that guys who wear tight underwear tend to have worse sperm quality than fellas in loose boxers. So yeah — I’m…
- Morning 6-Pack - Wild "Facts" About Stress · 3 min · Episode 58972% of Americans say stress is just something they have to live with — that’s the headline and honestly, kinda depressing. I poke fun at the APA’s stress report (77% freaked…
- Presbyopia? Nah, My Arms Just Aren't Long Enough · 3 min · Episode 588I found a Wall Street Journal piece about people in their 40s who absolutely refuse to admit they're getting older — specifically the whole “I can’t read up close” thing, aka…
- Morning 6-Pack - Six Stickers Carnival Should Try · 2 min · Episode 587Tipping has officially lost its mind — Carnival’s testing a “crew love” sticker you get when you prepay your gratuities, and I’m here to mock the whole…
- Morning 6-Pack - Back from 1998? Here’s 6 quick catch-ups · 3 min · Episode 586We start with the jaw-dropper: Carl Bushby walked away in 1998 and literally circled the globe — 28 years and about 31,000 miles later he shows up at his mom’s doorstep in 2026…
- We salute America's ballot counters · 3 min · Episode 585We’re saluting America’s ballot counters — the unsung heroes who spent election night (and way past bedtime) making sure every valid vote gets counted. I’m talkin’ Arkansas…
- Alabama Bama - 30,000-Mile Walker? · 3 min · Episode 584I take a call from Bama about a British guy who walked 30,000 miles over 28 years — she calls it a waste of shoe leather and can't fathom the point. She yells about walking…
- Ambulance Driver Quits Mid-Run · 2 min · Episode 583An ambulance driver in Cleveland literally stopped mid-ride while taking a woman with chest pains to the Cleveland Clinic — then called an Uber to take himself home. I mean…
- Midterms got you feelin’ 'mid'? · 2 min · Episode 582Tomorrow is Election Day, and I gotta say 8 out of 10 voters want big changes — we’re totally over politics. We talk about how people are disgusted, only 1 in 10 feel optimistic…
- Morning 6-Pack - How We Spent Our Free Hour · 3 min · Episode 58141% of Americans used that extra hour from the end of daylight saving time to sleep — yep, bonus nap time, mission accomplished. I can't help but roast the poor souls who spent…
- Morning 6-Pack - Things We Pray Our Home Cams Never Catch · 3 min · Episode 58065% of homeowners start freaking out about whether they locked the door or shut the garage within a half hour of leaving — and yeah, I’m guilty too. So we tore into the Morning…
- Home Alone—in Lingerie · 2 min · Episode 579Sydney Sweeney just dropped a Home Alone–inspired holiday ad for her lingerie brand Siren. I mean, she literally reenacts the aftershave scream — but in lingerie, chillin’ with a…
- Morning 6-Pack - 6 Totally Legit Reasons To Hate Halloween · 5 min · Episode 578We count down six very specific reasons to absolutely hate Halloween — and yeah, we’re being delightfully petty about it. I rant about the candy-buying roulette, pumpkin-carving…
- Behind the Curtain: How Ballet Makes Insanity Look Graceful · 3 min · Episode 577Today, Oct. 29 is World Ballet Day — about 40 companies, including the Royal Ballet, the Australian Ballet and the American Ballet Theatre, are opening their studios virtually so…
- Morning 6-Pack - Get That Gen Z Stare · 3 min · Episode 576We're counting down six surefire ways to trigger the Gen Z stare — that delightful blank, no-smile, no-grunt look younger folks give instead of saying "sure." Psychologists say…
- Alabama Bama - Halloween · 3 min · Episode 575Bama's not giving out candy this year — she's making trick-or-treaters rifle through a "front-yard recycling heap" for their Halloween haul. I pick up the phone thinking I'll get…
- 44% Price Hike in 5 Years? Dishing Out Tiny Bags Now · 2 min · Episode 574Halloween candy sales are down about 7% from last year because candy prices have jumped — like, up 44% over the last five years — so we’re all suddenly stingy with the Snickers…
- Morning 6-Pack - Six Surefire Ways to Tank a Date · 3 min · Episode 573I'm counting down the Morning 6-Pack: six surefire ways to make sure your date does NOT end with you getting lucky. We kick off with a YouGov poll about Americans' sex lives —…
- Morning 6-Pack - Top 6 Not-So-Spooky Scare Fails · 4 min · Episode 572We’re serving up the Morning 6-Pack — our top six least scary horror movies, aka the flicks that try to spook you and forgot to bring the boo. We kick off by yapping about the…
- Weird Pattern in Past‑Life Memories · 2 min · Episode 571Scientists at the University of Virginia found a weird pattern: folks who died unexpectedly or violently seem to get reincarnated faster than people who died of natural causes…
- Morning 6-Pack - Little domestic joys singles totally miss · 3 min · Episode 570A new study tracked about 3,000 people and found 90% of singles are genuinely happy — so being single isn’t the tragedy a lot of married folks make it out to be. Still, I…
- Trump’s new endorsement metric: how handsome is your candidate? · 2 min · Episode 569Donald Trump has apparently added a new campaign qualification: how good the male candidate looks. I’m telling you, he’s out here judging shoulders, hands, feet, legs and yes…
- Morning 6-Pack - 6 Signs You’re Not Ready for Sky Driving (yes, you) · 3 min · Episode 568We're counting down the top six reasons you should never, ever get behind the wheel of a flying car. I'm Haystack, and after Elon Musk's rocket‑car tease and a poll that found…
- Cars Cost $50K Now; Not Luxury, Just... Cars · 2 min · Episode 567The average price of a new car is over $50,000 now — yeah, fifty grand, not just the fancy stuff. Full-size pickups are sitting near $67,500 and the average monthly payment is…
- Morning 6-Pack - I Judge You By Your Halloween Candy · 4 min · Episode 566An HOA actually told neighbors to stop handing out full‑size candy bars so Halloween stays “consistent” and no one feels pressured — yeah, really. I think that’s bonkers, so I…
- Alabama Bama - SpaceX Stock · 2 min · Episode 565I pick up the phone and Bama's already plotting to invent kids so she can snag hypothetical SpaceX stock from Elon Musk. I try to talk sense into her, but she’s proud of having…
- Electronic Shelf Labels: Dynamic Pricing at Walmart · 3 min · Episode 564Walmart might be quietly jacking prices while you shop — or at least that’s what a guy named Patrick claimed after a stick of butter marked $3.98 rang up higher and the manager…
- Morning 6-Pack - Why Boomers Should Totally Still Celebrate Halloween · 2 min · Episode 56383% of boomers are skipping Halloween — not because they hate it, they just aren’t participating, and I find that wild. So we hit you with a Morning 6-Pack: six dumb-good reasons…
- Morning 6-Pack - Six lazy ways to 'clean' your house · 3 min · Episode 562We still do the same lazy cleaning shortcuts we learned as kids — and I’m counting down the Morning 6-Pack: six hilarious ways people “clean” without actually cleaning. A new…
- Give Your Dog an Extra Hug Today — I Miss Lumen · 4 min · Episode 561I had to say goodbye to my dog Lumen on Friday after 16 years together. She came from the Fayetteville Animal Shelter and was absolutely terrified of cars, so road trips were…
- Morning 6-Pack - GTA6 Ruining The American Dream? · 3 min · Episode 560GTA6 drops November 19 and Rockstar is hyping it as ultra-realistic — like you gotta buy gas, deal with debt, housing costs, and apparently the “modern American dream” is owning…
- Is Trick or Treating Dying? · 3 min · Episode 559People are now paying strangers — called “Uber Treats” — to go trick-or-treating for their kids while the kids stay on the couch. I joke, but for real: you upload a pic of your…
- Haunted Economy? · 3 min · Episode 558Guys, the scariest thing on TV right now isn't Freddy — it's inflation, energy prices, and that spooky 10-year Treasury yield. I’ll keep it quick: when the feds borrow, they sell…
- Morning 6-Pack - 6 hilariously useful ways to reuse a Pringles tube · 3 min · Episode 557Pringles is running a wild promo called “Once You Drop” — you can win a custom Pringles‑shaped metal urn and an after‑lifetime supply of chips (they say one can a week for 200…
- National Pet Obesity Day — I Gently Body‑Shamed a Labrador · 3 min · Episode 556Today is National Pet Obesity Awareness Day, so we gotta ask: is your dog Fluffy or is your dog fat? Turns out nearly 6 in 10 dogs and more than 6 in 10 cats are overweight or…
- Morning 6-Pack - 6 Signs You're at a Lame Haunted House · 3 min · Episode 555Americans are absolutely in love with haunted houses — we literally pay to walk into a dark building where humans are employed to scare the crap out of us. I riff on why that…
- Alabama Bama on Betting Apps · 3 min · Episode 554We're betting on everything — I pick up the phone and Bama announces she and her girls launched a full-on "trailer draft," basically DraftKings with more warrants, where they…
- Morning 6-Pack - 6 Signs Your Grandparents Are Secretly Loaded · 3 min · Episode 553Turns out folks 75 and older are the richest age group in America — median net worth about $505k vs $33k for people 35 and under. I stumbled on that and, yeah, it checks out…
