Head in the Office
by HITO Media LLC
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Stephen Miller Gets Promoted & the Case Against Chuck Schumer
Stephen Miller Gets Promoted & the Case Against Chuck Schumer
About this podcast
On Head in the Office, two big-time political gurus, Jeremy & Gage, dissect the weekly news and offer a leftist point of view on recent events. As society flirts with fascism, perpetuates massive inequality, and protects the most privileged, Head in the Office examines why our political systems seem to never function properly and are so terrible all the time through comedy and charming commentary. New episodes every Wednesday and Friday at noon.
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Episodes
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- Stephen Miller Gets Promoted & the Case Against Chuck Schumer · 1 h 29 min · Episode 355Will Chuck Schumer be the next majority leader? Will the Republicans calm down anytime soon??? Stephen Miller has been hired as Chief of Staff, and power vacuums in the GOP in…
- Blue Tsunami Causes Chud Extinction Event · 1 h 50 min · Episode 354WELCOME TO BLUCLEAR WINTER. Democrats won bigger than anyone could have anticipated this midterm cycle, and the boys gather to tell you what it all means. What conclusions can be…
- Mike Rogers & Haley Stevens: A Match Made in Hell · 1 h 25 min · Episode 353In the waning days of the midterm elections, instead of having a discussion of candidates and their causes, the boys are once again forced to discuss Haley Stevens – someone who…
- Haley Stevens is Helping Mike Rogers · 1 h 14 min · Episode 352WHAT HAPPENED TO VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO???? The boys discuss how Haley Stevens is actively undermining Abdul's candidacy and propping up Mike Rogers with so many of her public…
- Mike Rogers Does it For Israel & Trump’s Attempt to Steal Alaska · 1 h 18 min · Episode 351The boys gather to discuss the first ever contentious interview Mike Rogers has faced, Trump's latest attempt to meddle with the midterm elections (this time in Alaska), the…
- The Most Deranged Election Cycle of All Time · 1 h 20 min · Episode 350With the midterms less than two weeks away, Republicans are scrambling to recover the horrible position they put themselves in with Trump's tariffs and war in Iran. Trump has…
- ELECTION WATCH: Abdul Hecklers, Rural Voters, & Israeli Elections · 1 h 34 min · Episode 349With the midterm elections two weeks away, the boys take time to check in with the rural vote and see where farmers' allegiances lie. Despite policies and wars uniquely crafted…
- The New Press Secretary is Illiterate & the Media Hates Abdul El-Sayed · 1 h 19 min · Episode 348NOTE: Katie Zacharia has already been fired. She was only on the job for 5 days, making her the shortest serving Press Secretary in U.S. history. A new Press Secretary for the…
- Trump is Using ICE to Go After Political Opponents · 1 h 24 min · Episode 347There are many, many reasons to abolish ICE, and we have a few more after this past week of news. This time, ICE has set their sights on Congresswoman Ilhan Omar, conducting a…
- The Democrats Vying for the 2028 Nomination & Big Money in the Midterms · 1 h 43 min · Episode 346Pete Buttigeig? Kamala Harris? Gavin Newsom!? Some say one of them will be the next President, we say they should be nowhere near that power. Tune in as the boys discuss some of…
- Ben Shapiro’s Pro-ICE Film Script & the End of the Hasan Piker Outrage · 1 h 16 min · Episode 345Have you ever wanted to see a fictionalized retelling of Renee Nicole Good’s murder at the hands of ICE agents from the perspective of ICE agents? If you have, the Daily Wire is…
- Pete Hegseth’s Slam Poetry, Maine Election Watch, and the Cornell Seven · 1 h 36 min · Episode 344Iran wants you to vote blue no matter who! The boys assemble to laugh at Pete Hegseth's latest slam poetry piece at the “State of the Force,” discuss Iran's plea to Americans to…
- Netanyahu Beefs with Hasan Piker As the World Crumbles · 1 h 28 min · Episode 343The boys talk about Netanyahu’s visit to the UN General Assembly in New York (and how he called out Hasan Piker), updates surrounding the war in Iran, a goofy Abdul El-Sayed…
- Will Lawrence on Data Centers, the Iran War, Hakeem Jeffries, and More · 38 min · Episode 342Will Lawrence, candidate for Michigan's 7th Congressional district, returns to the show to discuss his campaign against incumbent Republican Rep. Tom Barrett, the dangers of AI…
- The Paul Brothers & the Declining American Empire · 1 h 10 min · Episode 341The situation in the Middle East continues to deteriorate – something that has never happened before!! The Houthis are escalating their conflict with Saudi Arabia, Trump is still…
- JD Vance Wants Another Chance & Will AI End Humanity?! · 1 h 36 min · Episode 340The boys explore the AI drama, including calls for regulation on AI companies and the recent incidents that spawned them. Later, the boys provide brief economic updates as they…
- Trump’s Forever War in Iran Spirals Out of Control · 1 h 5 min · Episode 339NOTE: The Mitch McConnell segment was recorded before he announced his return to the Senate. The Iran War continues and is becoming a full-blown regional war as the Houthis in…
- Charlie Kirk’s Failed Martyrdom (Kirkiversary Retrospective) & the 25th Anniversary of 9/11 · 1 h 19 min · Episode 338The boys do a retrospective on the first Kirkiversary since Charlie Kirk’s death. Kirkification, right-wing feuds, and the attempts to turn him into a martyr have plagued us for…
- Hakeem Jeffries is NOT Fit To Be Speaker of the House · 1 h 25 min · Episode 337The boys discuss why Hakeem Jeffries is unfit to be Speaker of the House through his newly unveiled 2027 agenda, his endless fighting with the progressive and conservative wings…
- The Holy War Against Organized Money feat. Nico Agosta & Daniel Lobo-Lewis · 53 min · Episode 336Nico & Daniel from the Political Integrity Project (and @stocking_the_capitol) join the show to discuss the truly cataclysmic amount of money spent during primary season…
- Abdul El-Sayed’s 9/11 Allegations & A Prelude to Midterm Madness™ · 1 h 40 min · Episode 335The boys talk about the state of the Republicans and our Democrats as we get ready for MidtermMadness2026™. Will My Democrats be able to retake power and actually do anything…
- The Hasan Piker-pocalypse · 1 h 23 min · Episode 334Hasan Piker is in the news once again, this time, for a “controversial” statement he made about antisemitism. This statement, that was no different than statements made…
- The Internet is Becoming Real Life: Trump Beefs with Hasan & Woke 1.0’s Consequences · 1 h 24 min · Episode 333The President is now beefing with Hasan Piker. God, please save us. On today's episode, the boys talk about how the internet isn't real life (or at least, shouldn't be), why we…
- Hakeem Jeffries Attacks DSA & Mike “Mass Surveillance” Rogers · 1 h 18 min · Episode 332Hakeem Jeffries, the Bulwark, and Third Way can't help themselves from throwing cold water on the only faction of the party that has any motion right now. Whether it be Jeffries…
- Centrist Democrats Have Advice for Abdul El-Sayed & the Progressive Left · 1 h 14 min · Episode 331Matt Yglesias and ANDREW CUOMO have a lot to say about the growing progressive movement, and the boys have a lot to say about their articles. Yglesias tries to give silly advice…
- Learning From Francesca Hong's Loss & Jared Moskowitz Sucks (ft. Oliver Larkin) · 1 h 38 min · Episode 330Moderates cannot fail, they can only be failed... progressives on the other hand. The boys dive deep into Francesca Hong’s loss in the Wisconsin Democratic Gubernatorial Primary…
- Panopticon 2.0 Just Dropped & “Democrats for Mike Rogers” · 1 h 33 min · Episode 329It says “safety” so how could it be bad? On today's episode, the boys dive into the topic of Flock surveillance – the cameras put up across the nation to spy on everyone that are…
- Abdul El-Sayed & Michigan Progressives Put the Establishment on FRAUD WATCH · 1 h 33 min · Episode 328Abdul El-Sayed is Michigan's Democratic nominee for Senate! Today, the boys delve deep into the DISCOURSE surrounding El-Sayed's primary win, what it meant to beat Haley Stevens…
- Michigan, Make the Right Choice… or Else · 1 h 11 min · Episode 327It's almost Election Night in Michigan! The boys dropped an early election night special to dive deep into the state of the Michigan Senate Primary in its final days as Haley…
- What Insurgent Left Wins Mean for Establishment Politics feat. Donavan McKinney · 1 h 9 min · Episode 326The left is insurgent, and the establishment could not be more worried. In the closing days of this Michigan primary, the boys bring you TWO banger segments. First, Haley Stevens…
- Abdul El-Sayed vs the Entire Democratic Establishment · 1 h 34 min · Episode 325The E in elections stands for evil. Join the HITO boys as they recount the weekend's happenings, including Jim Clyburn blaming black voters for the 2024 election loss, Updates on…
- Defunding Israel & Stopping ICE with Aisha Farooqi · 41 min · Episode 324Aisha Farooqi, candidate for Michigan’s 11th Congressional district, joins the show to discuss her campaign, her primary opponents, the necessity of abolishing ICE and holding…
- Why Does the Media Hate Abdul El-Sayed? · 1 h 27 min · Episode 323The boys doom about the prophesied Michigan Senate primary with two weeks left in the critical race! Obama has refused to condemn the AIPAC ad using his words from 2018 to…
- BOUGHT AND PAID FOR: Haley Stevens the Plague Bringer Gets Millions from AIPAC · 1 h 29 min · Episode 322Plagues are descending upon Michigan, and it's because Haley Stevens has a chance. On today's episode of ELECTION WATCH, the HITO boys dissect the $50 million in outside spending…
- Israel Lost Its Strongest Soldier · 1 h 25 min · Episode 321NOTE: After honorably recounting his harrowing experience in the West Bank, Ro Khanna then said some dumb shit: https://x.com/SpookySocialist/status/2077073429610590290?s=20 To…
- Graham Platner Dropped Out (Good) & Mitch McConnell is Missing · 1 h 33 min · Episode 320Trigger Warning: the Graham Platner story is covered in depth. In this episode, the Hito boys bite deep into gnawing questions of establishment Democrat failures and the…
- Mallory McMorrow Drops Out & Democrats’ “Project 2029” · 1 h 25 min · Episode 319With Mallory McMorrow out of the race, the Michigan Democratic Primary for the open Senate seat is *literally* a battle between good and evil. Abdul and his positive vision for…
- More Socialist Wins & the Politics of Birthright Citizenship · 1 h 49 min · Episode 318Melat Kiros won in Colorado, Abdul El-Sayed is in the lead, and Kamala Harris is capitulating to the Uncommitted Movement. Leftist election-watchers are EATING!! The boys break…
- Platitude to America: Centrist Democrats Cope and Seethe · 1 h 31 min · Episode 317Centrist Democrats are still freaking out about the progressive wins in last week's New York primary elections. Elissa Slotkin said we need new leadership in the House and…
- Mamdani’s Big Night (“Vote Blue No Matter Who”) · 1 h 30 min · Episode 316NOTE: Espaillat was not elected to Congress until 2017 -- the statement about him serving for 30 years was incorrect. Sorry for the misinformation! The boys break down the…
- Never Translate a Ben Gvir Tweet & Never Let JD Vance Negotiate · 1 h 17 min · Episode 315The boys talk about the woes of translating Ben Gvir's tweets, why JD Vance will never be president, and a host of other news revolving around the US-Israel relationship as it…
- The Art of the Deal · 1 h 16 min · Episode 314Trump lost the Iran war BIGLY, and the boys are here to break down the surrender and laugh about how funny it is. The 14-point memorandum of understanding went public on…
- The Dumbest War in U.S. History & Democrats’ AI Data Center Debacle · 1 h 10 min · Episode 313Does anyone know what is in this deal?! Sunday evening, the US and Iran signed (?) an agreement that would supposedly open the Strait of Hormuz and end the US naval blockade. The…
- Beating Establishment Politics & Phony Controversies with Abdul El-Sayed · 53 min · Episode 312Dr. Abdul El-Sayed, candidate for US Senate in Michigan, joins the boys once again to discuss how his campaign has gone thus far, the various "controversies" he has faced (Hasan…
- 100+ Days of War With Iran (We Are Going Crazy) · 1 h 14 min · Episode 311It's been over 100 days of war with Iran and everyone is lying! Countries are lying about ceasefires, investors are believing them (WHY??), and Donald Trump is saying he never…
- Challenging Do-Nothing Democrats with Melat Kiros · 58 min · Episode 310Melat Kiros, candidate for Colorado's 1st Congressional District (CO-1), joins the show to discuss her challenge to 30+ year Democratic incumbent Diana DeGette, cutting off…
- What is Going On with Graham Platner? · 1 h 25 min · Episode 309This week, Graham Platner finds himself embroiled in yet another controversy that probably won't have electoral consequences. Amid the controversy, the HITO boys reflect on the…
- Talarico Derangement Syndrome & Calling Stephen Miller Ugly · 1 h 8 min · Episode 308The Texas Senate general election is set! James Talerico is facing off against a contender for America's most corrupt man, Texas AG Ken Paxton, but before we get to that, the…
- Feds Going After Hasan Piker & the Iran Forever War · 1 h 21 min · Episode 307Hasan Piker has been subpoenaed for no reason, the Iran War continues (maybe forever), and no one wants to tell you the truth about anything. The boys discuss these stories, and…
- Saving the Democratic Party from Itself with David Hogg · 1 h 1 min · Episode 306David Hogg, President of Leaders We Deserve and former Vice Chair of the DNC, joins the show to discuss his experience inside the DNC, where Democrats need to go from here, and…
