About this podcast
Arnie Niekamp fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King into the fantastical land of Foon. He's still getting a slight wifi signal, so he uploads a weekly podcast from the tavern the Vermilion Minotaur where he interviews wizards, monsters and adventurers. It's a major discovery!
Episodes
The newest 50 of 608 episodes
- Season 6, Ep 13 - Spintax Summons (w/ Charlie McCrackin) · 47 minSpintax the Green summons the boys to his keep where he puts King Arnie on trial.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSpintax the Green: Charlie…
- Season 6, Ep 12 - Banner Sprite (w/ Suzi Barrett) · 52 minThe king meets with Donatello Gossamerfleck, a sprite who creates sigils, crests, and coats of arms.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDonatello…
- Season 6, Ep 11 - Chunt for Red October 10: Dead or Elaine · 50 minArnie, Chunt and Usidore hold the yearly blood drive for vampires at a new tavern.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMysterious Man: Tim…
- Season 6, Ep 10 - Root the Newt (w/ Adam Schreck) · 46 minA thrill-seeking amphibian meets the boys.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungRoot the Newt: Adam SchreckMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie…
- Season 6, Ep 9 - Corpse Collector at Court (w/ Anna Garcia) · 49 minWinthrop McRottibotti, the local corpse collector, is unhappy that no one in the kingdom is dying. More importantly, he brought along his frog, Grape.CreditsArnie: Arnie…
- Season 6, Ep 8 - Dripfang at Court (w/ Kevin Sciretta) · 50 minDripfang LeDesparé visits and demands to be given a royal House. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDripfang: Kevin ScirettaMysterious Man: Tim…
- Season 6, Ep 7 - Sasquatch (w/ Vaden Todd Lewis of the Toadies) · 44 minA sasquatch comes in to be interviewed. But he's bald. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSasquatch: Vaden Todd Lewis Mysterious Man: Tim…
- Season 6, Ep 6 - Usidore’s Nest · 55 minArnie worries Usidore and Chunt are becoming just work friends so they visit Usidore’s room at the top of the tower for some “crown off” friend chats.CreditsArnie: Arnie…
- Season 6, Ep 5 - Zapper (w/ Mike O'Brien) · 55 minCreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungVespa: Mike O’BrienMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal RifaiAssociate…
- Season 6, Ep 4 - Knight Applicant (w/ Gianmarco Soresi) · 44 minNicolo Pastasmith is looking for a job as a knight... but may just want to get away from his family.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungNicolo…
- Season 6, Ep 3 - Tomb Guards (w/ Jerry Holkins & Mike Krahulik) · 39 minWe find an ancient tomb guarded by talking statues who haven't had visitors in a long long time.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPorthos: Jerry…
- Season 6, Ep 2 - Chosen One (w/ Katie Marovich) · 45 minYosephina Greatstar is a chosen one prophesied to someday defeat a great evil. Someday. Eventually.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungYosephina…
- Season 6, Ep 1 - Ashen Advisor (w/ Robbie Daymond) · 49 minWe're back for a new season! Arnie is now King of the Northeast and is visited by Lord Draeven of House Dreadmoor, his new Ashen Advisor.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal…
- Patreon Unlock: Conversational Improv 2 (w/Erin Keif) · 47 minEnjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! More pure improv goodness with the boys plus special guest Erin Keif!You can support the show directly and receive bonus…
- Patreon Unlock: Googanji! · 41 minEnjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! Will Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore survive a game of Googanji? Yes, they will. You can support the show directly and receive bonus…
- Patreon Unlock: Offices and Bosses S2E7: The TV · 39 minEnjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! The Funemployed campaign comes to a close and Klax returns to play Ron Bingo.You can support the show directly and receive…
- Patreon Unlock: Offices and Bosses S2E6: Necromancer Bandmate · 1 h 10 minEnjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! Dripfang joins the game as the campaign turns towards starting a band.You can support the show directly and receive bonus…
- Patreon Unlock: Offices and Bosses S2 Bonus: Blue Tiger Team-Up (Live from LA) · 1 h 12 minEnjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! The magical Blue Tigers play a special offshoot game Office Managed by Chunt. Recorded live at the Bootleg Theater in LA.You…
- Patreon Unlock: Offices and Bosses S2E5: Vampire Neighbors · 47 minEnjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! The vampires Chip and Bippy stop by to play squatters living next door. Sure hope you like Star Wars!You can support the show…
- Patreon Unlock: Fooniverse: Joke-a-Day Calendar · 49 minEnjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! What's a surefire recipe for a successful episode? Leaning on humor from a Joke-A-Day calendar!You can support the show…
- Patreon Unlock: Offices and Bosses S2E4: Mouse Roommate · 57 minEnjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! Momo the mouse with human strength joins the game as the players accept a mysterious delivery job.You can support the show…
- Patreon Unlock: Offices and Bosses S2E3: Mimic Roommate · 46 minEnjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! Chest Trünkborn the Mimic joins the game as the players take on a catering gig.You can support the show directly and receive…
- Patreon Unlock: Offices and Bosses S2E2: Witch Roommate · 39 minEnjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! Claudia the witch joins the game, as the players visit a job fair.You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes…
- Patreon Unlock: Offices and Bosses S2E1: Skeleton Roommate · 43 minEnjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! Klax the Skeleton joins Arnie, Usidore and Chunt for an all-new game of Offices and Bosses, led by Metamore.You can support…
- Patreon Unlock: Behind the Tavern: End of Season 2 · 55 minEnjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! The hosts discuss their thoughts and feelings about the end of Season 2.You can support the show directly and receive bonus…
- Season 5, Ep 100 - Siege on Castle Belaroth · 59 minIt's the season finale! Can Northeastia be saved from wizard invasion. Guests include Duncan Potatogrease, the evil Skinny Dogs, Spintax and more...CreditsArnie: Arnie…
- Season 5, Ep 99 - Last Night Alive (w/ Blaine Swen, Steve Waltien & Erica Elam) · 52 minOn the eve of the wizard invasion, King Tomblain and Arnor the Warrior contemplate what might be their last night alive.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt…
- Season 5, Ep 98 - Undercover Possum (w/ Branson Reese) · 46 minA reunited Arnie, Chunt and Usidore meet a possum that is really an undercover druid that's gotten in too deep.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt…
- Season 5, Ep 97 - Arnie's Team Part 2 (w/ Ross Bryant, Erin Keif & Zach Reino) · 57 minArnie, Momo, Tormaline Dragon Teen and the Soul Walker deal with team morale problems and break into a house.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampMomo the Mouse: Erin KeifTormaline: Zach…
- Season 5, Ep 96 - Chunt's Team Part 2 (w/ Mark McConville, Blaine Swen & Janet Varney) · 55 minChunt, Arnor, and Axelrod Remax the real estate agent try to solve the mysteries of the temple with the help of the evil Red Queen Merzia.CreditsChunt: Adal RifaiAxelrod ReMax…
- Season 5, Ep 95 - Usidore's Team Part 2 (w/ Brooke Breit, Anthony LeBlanc & Beth Melewski) · 43 minUsidore, Flower, Claudia the witch and Jamilious the Mauve go undercover to break into Spintax's stronghold.CreditsUsidore: Matt YoungFlower: Brooke BreitClaudia: Beth…
- Patreon Unlock: Hello from the Patreon Mailbag · 50 minEnjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! The hosts answer questions from you, the patrons!You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by…
- Season 5, Ep 94 - Arnie's Team (w/ Ross Bryant, Erin Keif & Zach Reino) · 55 minArnie puts together a team including Momo the mouse, Tormaline Dragon Teen and his old nemesis the Soul Walker. Can they find what they what they need in the library and survive…
- Season 5, Ep 93 - Chunt's Team (w/ Mark McConville, Rekha Shankar & Blaine Swen) · 52 minChunt puts together a team including Arnor the warrior, Axelrod Remax the real estate agent and Broth. Can they survive the rain forest and find the hidden temple?CreditsChunt…
- Season 5, Ep 92 - Usidore's Team (w/ Brooke Breit, Anthony LeBlanc & Beth Melewski) · 43 minUsidore puts together a team including Flower, Claudia the Witch and Jamilious the Mauve. Can they put together a plan to recharge the Ruby of Galaziel?CreditsUsidore: Matt…
- Season 5, Ep 91 - Eleven Years · 54 minWe celebrate 11 years of the show and prepare for the coming battle with the wizards.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMysterious Man: Tim…
- Season 5, Ep 90 - Fool (w/ Jonathan Coulton) · 45 minPhineas the Fool, the most famous court jester in Foon, is very serious when he's off the clock.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPhineas the Fool…
- Season 5, Ep 89 - Blemish Without Otok (w/ Martin Wilson) · 52 minA return to Nibblebottom finds Blemish running the tavern the Strange Familiar. And he's not doing great.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBlemish…
- Season 5, Ep 88 - Ancient Thriving Turtle (w/ Olivia Nielsen) · 53 minHildy the ancient turtle is back and she's mad at her children for putting her in an Assisted Thriving Community.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt…
- Season 5, Ep 87 - Talking Crossbow Now (w/ Colton Dunn) · 53 minDeMonte the talking crossbow is back and starting a juice business. Also, Usidore is acting strange.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDeMonte the…
- Season 5, Ep 86 - Gianessa Now (w/ Dana Quercioli) · 54 minGianessa, the overworked mayor, considers future plans for Hogsface.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungGianessa: Dana QuercioliMysterious Man: Tim…
- Season 5, Ep 85 - Arnor in Pizza Hell (w/ Blaine Swen) · 1 h 0 minCreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungArnor: Blaine SwenKelvaxostrastymor Ebonwing: Erika IshiiD'athaniel Quen'yarvin: Tim RyderMysterious Man: Tim…
- Season 5, Ep 84 - Sword Bro in Pizza Hell (w/ Erika Ishii) · 51 minA trip through Pizza Hell leads to a reunion with dragon "enthusiast" Kelvaxostrastymor Ebonwing aka the Sword Bro.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt…
- Season 5, Ep 83 - DQ in Pizza Hell (w/ Tim Ryder) · 44 minA quest to Pizza Hell to save Arnor the Warrior... leads to a reunion with the elf D’athaniel Quen’yarvin. What's he been kicking in Pizza Hell?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt…
- Patreon Unlock: Stargazing · 43 minEnjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! Imagine...looking at the stars with Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore...as they let their minds...free. You can support the show…
- Patreon Unlock: Hello from the Teeny Tavern (I) · 45 minEnjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! Momo hosts a tiny version of Hello from the Magic Tavern from a hole near the table. You can support the show directly and…
- Winter Solstice Bonus 2025 · 28 minArnie, Chunt and Usidore exchange gifts and try to find ways to do good this holiday season. Also there's a song from a listener.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal…
- Season 5, Ep 82 - Princess and Witch (w/ Josephine McAdam) · 59 minPrincess Katerina comes looking for help with a horrible curse that turns her into a witch at night. The witch wants help too.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore…
- Season 5, Ep 81 - Tiny Lizard (w/ Mayanna Berrin) · 53 minScrunch is a tiny lizard that wants to be a dragon. For revenge!Want to gift someone a Magic Tavern Patreon membership? You can right now at this link!CreditsArnie: Arnie…
- Patreon Unlock: Podpires (I) · 39 minEnjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! The most popular podcast in all of Foon is finally available on this podcast feed.You can support the show directly and…
