Help I Sexted My Boss
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In Help I Sexted My Boss, manners meets mayhem! Two wildly different worlds collide as William Hanson and Jordan North take on the hilarious challenges of modern life. Expect laugh-out-loud stories, brutally honest moments, and a friendship that’s as unlikely as it is unfiltered.
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Episodes
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- Good Luck Charms | And Jordan North Gets A RIGHT TELLING OFF · 30 min · Season 2026 Episode 90Do you have any weird good luck habits? Jordan North and William Hanson dive into the G&Diva's most bizarre and wonderful good luck charms, from questionable rituals to…
- Help I Farted On A Stranger | And Where Does The Ring Go? · 44 min · Season 2026 Episode 89Jordan North is back from his luxury holiday to Skegness, sporting a gorgeous tan and a water skiing story that ends with him discovering he is, in fact, NOT a natural…
- We Speak To A Chimney Sweep! | And Working Class Problems · 29 min · Season 2026 Episode 88After William Hanson and Jordan North delved into your most middle-class problems, they thought it was only fair to cross the tracks and see what G&Diva’s most WORKING CLASS woes…
- Help His Mum’s Scent Is A Turn On | And It’s Bath Season · 49 min · Season 2026 Episode 87As the nights get colder, Jordan North and William Hanson get stuck into some bath-related chat, leading to one very important question… DO BALLS FLOAT IN THE BATH? William is…
- We’re In A Haunted House! | And William's Spooky Story · 30 min · Season 2026 Episode 86William and Jordan don’t need any excuse to have the willies put up them, so when we suggested taking them to a haunted house for a Halloween spesh, they were thrilled! That…
- Help I Hooked Up With Her Dad | And Halloween Dress Codes · 46 min · Season 2026 Episode 85After Jordan proclaims to have discovered ‘sound bars’, William has a revelation of his own to admit that will, for once, have us asking - “Has he changed?” The boys also tackle…
- Sexted Spelling Bee And Jordan’s Weekend Candle · 36 min · Season 2026 Episode 84Things get SAVAGE in today’s episode as Jordan North and William Hanson go head to head in a Sexted-style spelling bee - but who will come out victorious? We also discover…
- Help There’s An Old Man Watching | And William's Coffee Whinge · 42 min · Season 2026 Episode 83After Jordan falls asleep in a meeting, William has his own bone to pick with feeling tired and filter coffee! The boys also decide which one of them is the most assertive and…
- Middle Class Problems | And How To Wipe Your Willy · 34 min · Season 2026 Episode 82Jordan North has recently become ‘aloof’ with pantry moths, which William Hanson deemed dead posh. Naturally, this got the boys wondering about YOUR most middle-class problems…
- Help She’s Eating A Kebab Out Of My Anus | And Jordan’s Moonlanding · 42 min · Season 2026 Episode 81William Hanson had a brush with death this week, coming dangerously close to a full knockout on his way to the airport. Meanwhile, Jordan North has discovered Spain’s finest…
- Jordan Gets A Filling | And Our Most Hated Cutlery · 26 min · Season 2026 Episode 80After Jordan North’s recent discovery of the Affogato, things take a turn for the extraordinary as he gets his hands on the infamous McAffogato. And if that wasn’t riveting…
- Help I Hate His Name | And Mr Pantry Moth · 44 min · Season 2026 Episode 79It's been a long time coming, but Jordan's latest house guests mean he has finally out-poshed William Hanson - and he's NOT happy about it. The boys also take on answering your…
- French Rug Penises | And Jordan Works On His Mini · 36 min · Season 2026 Episode 78William and Jordan are here to answer the question that everyone wants to know the answer to: How many penises are there on the Bayeux Tapestry? William also finally convinces…
- Help A Bit Of Semen Entered My Eye | And The Next Big Dessert · 50 min · Season 2025 Episode 77After Jordan discovers the next summer 'smash' which apparently we'll all be putting in our mouths next year, he's brought back down to earth with a bang after finding out…
- Jordan’s Personal Preferences | And Object Upgrades · 30 min · Season 2026 Episode 76Who doesn’t like a warm bum on a cold toilet seat? A little tongue in the ear action? It’s all about personal preference! The boys also discuss which everyday objects should have…
- Help I Want To Be Locked Up | And Sexted ‘Out Of Office’... · 50 min · Season 2026 Episode 75In a creative decision that literally everyone (no one) asked for, we are proud to announce the first ever Help I Sexted My Boss episode with added ‘Ben Cam’. The boys also…
- Jordan Is A Fruber?! | And How To Drop The Poo Bomb · 36 min · Season 2026 Episode 74Is Jordan North a FRUBER?! One G&Diva has blown the lid off the weird and wonderful world of Frube related activities, and frankly, we’re not sure the boys will ever look at a…
- Help We’re Getting Intimate | And William is Ainsley Harriott?! · 47 min · Season 2026 Episode 73What exactly counts as intimate? Jordan North and William Hanson have VERY different answers, and neither is willing to back down. Jordan is also forced to confront the fact he’s…
- The Sexted Exam | And School Rumours · 34 min · Season 2026 Episode 72Could YOU still pass a Year 6 exam? Jordan North and William Hanson are about to find out, as the boys put their brains to the ultimate test and attempt to remember ANYTHING…
- Help We’ve Gone Back To School | And William’s Shameful Secret · 45 min · Season 2026 Episode 71It's time to iron the white shirts and dust off the silk ties - William and Jordan are going back to school! The boys discuss how long a school tie should be, going to Saturday…
- Has Jordan’s VOICE Changed?! | And Poppins Parody · 29 min · Season 2026 Episode 70Would you be cringed out listening to a version of yourself from nearly 10 years ago? Well that’s exactly the ordeal that Jordan was put through as we replayed moments from the…
- Help That’s Not My Man Porridge | And Spanish Ironing Boards · 46 min · Season 2026 Episode 69Every day's a school day, and that even counts on your holidays. Jordan learnt that you should never iron naked in Spain and William learnt that martinis are always dirty in…
- Jordan Loses His SH*T | And Wendi’s Coffee Table Books · 29 min · Season 2026 Episode 68Jordan North reaches breaking point during a fiercely competitive game of Guess the ’90s Children’s TV Theme, as one innocent theme tune sends him into complete disarray…
- Help I’ve Got A Limp Shake | And William Tries Jordan’s Sausage · 49 min · Season 2026 Episode 67Have you got a limp wrist? A soft shake? If so, Jordan North thinks he knows exactly what sort of person you are. The boys also debrief on what REALLY happened at the Sexted and…
- X-Rated Film Puns | And Pillow Fluffers · 30 min · Season 2026 Episode 66William Hanson and Jordan North get uncharacteristically steamy this week, reeling off a list of X-rated G&Diva movie titles so filthy they had the entire team wheezing on the…
- Help I’ve Borrowed My Neighbour's Toys | And Double Moustaches · 45 min · Season 2026 Episode 65Jordan is becoming a man of culture, and he's found the perfect phrase to let everyone around him know it. Meanwhile, William is extremely upset about the state of the toilet…
- William Tries to Catch Jordan Out | And Who's Spooning Who? · 32 min · Season 2026 Episode 64William Hanson and Jordan North take part in an etiquette test and discuss the pros and cons of being a big spoon/little spoon. The boys also dive into some listener replies…
- Help I've Grown A Moustache | And I Found Dad's Secret Account… · 46 min · Season 2026 Episode 63Jordan's latest moustache has been attracting plenty of attention, although perhaps not for the reasons he'd hoped, while William's recent etiquette video has the internet…
- Things To Do Before You’re 40 | And William the Undertaker · 28 min · Season 2026 Episode 62Could you imagine William as a London tour guide? Jordan as a camp counsellor? In today’s episode, the boys go through your suggestions for their alternative jobs and hear your…
- Help That’s Not Beauty OR The Beast | Uno’s Gone Woke · 48 min · Season 2026 Episode 61How would you react if you got more than you bargained for from a dodgy copy of Beauty and The Beast? William and Jordan find out the answer to that question and more. Jordan's…
- Campest Modes Of Transport | And Jordan’s Magic Carpet · 27 min · Season 2026 Episode 60William and Jordan are being taken for a ride this week as they decide the campest modes of transport. There's also more keeping white clothes white chat and William remembers…
- Help I Left My Sunnies At My Situationship | And Jordan Can’t Speak · 40 min · Season 2026 Episode 59Jordan's convinced the flavour of chocolate has changed, William's suddenly obsessed with crocs (not the shoes) and one G&Diva needs to convince their ex situationship they're…
- The Etiquette Police Come For William Hanson | And Sexytime AC · 28 min · Season 2026 Episode 58Someone's been a very naughty boy, and the etiquette police have come knocking for William. Will his defence stand up to scrutiny, or will he be sent to prison quicker than you…
- Help My Dentist Proposed To Me | And We’re All Miserable… · 50 min · Season 2026 Episode 57A grey cloud has entered the studio, and its name is Jordan North… It's the morning after the England semi-final and spirits are low. Jordan's basically in tears from the…
- Mistaken Identities | And Skinny Dipping Fun · 35 min · Season 2026 Episode 56The 'horny' vibes are still strong in the air, as Jordan has been filming himself running topless in the park and can't seem to stop talking about wanting to go skinny dipping…
- Help I’ve Been Wiping My Face With His D*ck Towel | And EVERYONE’S Horny · 48 min · Season 2026 Episode 55After a G&Diva casually mentions they like to keep track of who they thought was the most amusing in each episode, William and Jordan decide to actively compete in being the…
- Strava Caught Me Sh*gging | And William Is A FAKE · 26 min · Season 2026 Episode 54What do you do when your Strava detects some 'unusual activity' from the comfort of your own home? And how do you deal with the fact your best friend is turning into a FAKE?! The…
- Help I’m A Feminist | And What’s Your Body Count? · 49 min · Season 2026 Episode 53A gym bro who won't share a squat machine and a boyfriend who's worried by their partner's body count leads to Jordan declaring himself a feminist - and we're not complaining…
- The Beef With Wendi Continues | And Jordan’s New Aroma · 24 min · Season 2026 Episode 52William just doesn’t know when to stop and is ready to pour more fuel on the fire for his beef with Wendi. But how will she react to his latest slander? Meanwhile, Jump Cut Jack…
- Help I’ve Scalded My A***hole | And Wendi’s Reply… · 42 min · Season 2026 Episode 51Jordan's back from his mum's 60th birthday, and there's much to debrief on. Wendi has also heard William's recent comments about her, and let's just say SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED…
- Help I Fact Up! | With Joe Thomas And James Buckley · 53 min · Season 2026 Episode 50OOO PODCAST FWIENDS! After months of Jordan's requests (which verged on begging), we've finally got Joe Thomas and James Buckley from 'The Inbetweeners' and the 'Joe and James…
- Help I Regret Pup Play | And My Bad Boyfriend · 44 min · Season 2026 Episode 49After Jordan called up one of his three brothers to say "I love you" for the first time, it seems word of this has reached the rest of them, and they ARE NOT happy about it…
- Daddy Pig’s A Misogynist | And Licking The Spice Out · 25 min · Season 2026 Episode 48When you think about the most evil villains of all time, there are a few obvious candidates. The Joker, Joffrey Baratheon, and Voldemort to name but a few. But there's a new…
- Help I Can’t Say I Love You | And Steamy Expectations · 49 min · Season 2026 Episode 47William is flabbergasted when he finds out that his best friend and co-host has never said "I love you" to ANY of his brothers. Meanwhile, Jordan is shocked by the increase in…
- Fancy Dress Fantasies | And Dry Humping · 23 min · Season 2026 Episode 46We all have fantasies. Some of us like a perfectly mixed Martini at midday, whereas others prefer to be tied up with a velvet dressing gown belt. And some of us like to be wooed…
- Help He’s Got Secret Viagra | And Bussing It With Wayne Rooney · 44 min · Season 2026 Episode 45Jordan's back from Soccer Aid with tales from the dressing rooms. Not to be outdone on dressing room chat, William's been hard at work preparing for his West End debut and has an…
- Help I Sexted Toni And Ryan! | With Titanic Reenactments · 46 min · Season 2026 Episode 44Worlds collide as visitors from the other side of the world grace the Sexted studio - it’s only Toni and Ryan! How will William and Jordan react to a pair of Australians clinking…
- Help He’s Entering My Tardis | And We've Got A New Studio! · 37 min · Season 2026 Episode 43The Help I Sexted My Boss studio has had a glow up, and the boys are fizzing with excitement! There are new features, new dilemmas, and newfound respect for anyone who thinks…
- Jordan’s Philosophies | And Airport Nightmares · 23 min · Season 2026 Episode 42Not many people claim to be a wise man, but not many people are Jordan North! We’ve got philosophies and mantras galore to add to your life alongside some vital holiday hacks…
- Help I’m Monster-Sized | And Jordan’s A GNOME?! · 44 min · Season 2026 Episode 41Not to be outdone by his co-host, Jordan has some of his own ‘big’ news to share regarding his new pint-sized role. But will the film industry seize this opportunity and cast him…







