Honestly Smartless
af Chelsea Turano & Dr. Lindsay Regehr
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Honestly Smartless is a weekly comedy podcast for women who are tired of being told to have it together. Dr. Lindsay Regehr and stand-up comedian Chelsea Turano cover relationships, men behaving badly, real life disasters, friendship, and the chaos of being a functioning adult with zero filter and too much honesty. If you love Trash Tuesday, Giggly Squad or Two Bears One Cave, this is your new obsession. New episodes every Monday.
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- Milk Mansion vs Bop House **REPLAY** · 51 min.Udders or mattress actress? Silent throuple retreat, learning what "scooping" is, and Paris Hilton is going to save the world. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe…
- How to Get Your Ex Back · 52 min.Dr. Angela McMahon has a doctorate, a consulting empire, and a cat named Battle Cat, and she came to Honestly Smartless to tell us we’re both doing breakups wrong. Lindsay is out…
- Disney Princess Porn Is My New Hobby **REPLAY** · 36 min.Chelsea marks 16 years sober with zero presents and a formal complaint. She spends a weekend eye-fucking Aquaman at a lake party, watches her friend ask to do coke in front of…
- Salmon Jizz (REPLAY) · 47 min.Spit or swallow? Eating babies, falling out of love, and get your butts checked. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a…
- My Ex is Trying to Kill Me · 39 min.Chelsea's ex didn't fix her brakes, he just showed her a fake $1,700 invoice line by line. Lindsay did a drive-by of the old house to grab her fall boots and found rabbit ears on…
- Sharing Panties and Crockpots · 45 min.Chelsea and Lindsay recap a girls' weekend Wisconsin where everyone was too respectful, the men all loved their wives, and Chelsea just wanted someone to disrespect her a little…
- Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Taylor Frankie Paul & Why We Blame the Wrong Person **REPLAY** · 37 min.Taylor Frankie Paul was supposed to be the Bachelorette. Then her baby daddy released a two-year-old video to TMZ right before premiere and blew up her life, her career, and…
- Divorces and FLDS Cults *REPLAY* · 49 min.She said "I do"… and then found his cheating texts. Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay break down a real-life wedding that turned into a same-week divorce, have shiting your pants stories…
- Banana Butt Stuff and Bimbos · 53 min.PSA: don't shove a banana up your butt and we have a genuinely solid sex trafficking prevention tip. Lindsay cried at 5:30 on Friday, went out anyway, and became the belle of…
- Disney Princess Porn Is My New Hobby · 37 min.Chelsea marks 16 years sober with zero presents and a formal complaint. She spends a weekend eye-fucking Aquaman at a lake party, watches her friend ask to do coke in front of…
- How to Get Divorced with your Best Friend · 26 min.Chelsea smuggled a butcher knife out of her old apartment at 8 AM, drove through a school zone going 30 in a 20 with it stuffed in her boot, still high from yoga, and has decided…
- Why Men Hate Women · 47 min.We know why men hate women, and it either has to do with the NFL or ladies being super tiny. We have a whole gym-bro breakdown and a pantsless yoga teacher. Plus: the wildest new…
- How to Break Up in 5 Minutes · 38 min.How to break up in 5 minutes: 1. Start a podcast with your bestie 4 years ago 2. Talk about every aspect of your life and your feelings and life decisions. 3. Release the episode…
- Nip Slips and Psychics · 46 min.A psychic, a nipple, and six days of radio silence. Lindsay takes her first solo vacation. The psychic says full-time podcaster by end of year and rich in three. All while she…
- My Therapist Said Stop Talking About Feelings · 39 min.Lindsay just had her first therapy session, and it did not go the direction you'd expect. She's feeling a "solid friendship vibe" with her husb and her therapist says to shut…
- [REPLAY] MAGA with Camel Toes · 46 min.Camel toe or moose knuckle? Should we infiltrate the MAGA influencers? WTF is up with Will Smith, and a fun game to play with your bestie. Chapters 02:51 Parrots calling people…
- Midlife Crisis Meltdown · 35 min.Besties, we are NOT okay and we are LOVING it. This week Lindsay drops the bomb we did not see coming: she's having marriage issues and an identity crisis, she's moving out, and…
- Salmon Jizz (REPLAY) · 47 min.Spit or swallow? Eating babies, falling out of love, and get your butts checked. **ORIGINAL AIR DATE 02/16/2026*** Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with…
- Dating Advice From a Woman Who Tells Guys Her Credit Score on Date One · 36 min.She's moving out for real this time. After everything that went down with the roommate, Chelsea plays "reasons I'm excited to move out". Cyber updates, a guy who hit on both of…
- Knicks in Five and Back Fat Rankings · 46 min.Knicks are champions. Lindsay called her husband fat in the car and immediately got dropped off. And after a weekend that escalated into the kind of night nobody should have to…
- Everything We Can't Talk About · 31 min.Parrot earrings from a dead woman's jewelry box, a homemade NA Paloma recipe, and the hottest guy in Denver showing up at Chelseas's work. Chelsea and Lindsay get into the…
- ASMR Bedtime Stories · 35 min.Thirty days. Six dates. One thunderstorm. Chelsea finally spent the night and she's reporting back on everything. He had two candles going (one that sounds like a campfire), a…
- Memorial Day: Panic Attack at 6AM, a Child We Didn't Plan For & Sand in our Pants · 16 min.At 11:30 Thursday night, someone said "pack your bags, we're going to Santa Fe" and somehow it worked. Chelsea and Lindsay recap their Memorial Day weekend road trip: a six-hour…
- Penis Pumps ft. Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard · 1 t. 18 min.Bobby Lee. Two makeouts. Front row. In front of everyone. Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay are joined by Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard — a Wisconsin podcast duo born out of…
- Cinco de Mayo, Cocaine Confetti & the Guy Who Still Uses "Magic Stick" in 2026 · 1 t. 0 min.A man offered Chelsea Aspen, Portugal and a yacht this summer. He is not younger or hotter, but Lindsay thinks she can get over that. Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay catch up on…
- Viral Cheer Dad, Latin Teacher & Full-Time Comedian: Jay Yoder Origin Story · 46 min.He started comedy at 38, made $7 at his first show, framed it, and now women are running across ESPN Wide World of Sports screaming his name for a photo. Jay Yoder is that guy…
- Barbed Wire Condoms & Nipple Cover Injuries · 51 min.Vegas recap, a pickleball bronze medal, and a knee scrape that requires some explaining. Vegas girls trip included karaoke, a wig flying off mid-Bohemian Rhapsody, nipple covers…
- Why I Gave my Dog a Hand Job · 41 min.Seven bags of hidden dog treats. A dining room chair wedged under the bedroom door. A half-hour sensual dog massage that accomplished absolutely nothing. Just a normal week in…
- Shitting Pants, Divorces & FLDS Cults · 49 min.She said "I do"… and then found his cheating texts. Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay break down a real-life wedding that turned into a same-week divorce, have shiting your pants stories…
- The Masters: $6 Beers, No Phones, and Golf Villains with Josh Decker · 25 min.Masters 2026, golf villains, $6 beers & the challenge of going analogue at the Masters. Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay sit down with Josh Decker, host of the Off the Deck Podcast, for a…
- First Date Wedgies, Meth Influencers, and Why the Algorithm Hates Us · 43 min.A listener went on a first date, had a great time, and got a wedgie at the end of the night. We told her to go on the second date. We break down the TikTok algorithm and why…
- Tiger Woods is Black Jesus · 40 min.We are in ranting mood, and no one is marked safe. Chelsea also makes her triumphant return to ballet after 35 years, heals some childhood trauma along the way, and learns that…
- Taylor Frankie Paul, The Bachelorette is Cancelled & Why We Never Blame the Right Person · 37 min.Taylor Frankie Paul was supposed to be the Bachelorette. Then her baby daddy released a two-year-old video to TMZ right before premiere and blew up her life, her career, and…
- Manosphere Dicks and Icks · 50 min.Full story of the guy with no car, wears sweatpants at 2:00 pm, has one Bass Pro Shop hat, and a suspicious lack of personal details. Chelsea let's her besties send the text to…
- 474 Day Draught Ends and Aaron Rodgers PSA · 46 min.474 days. Three nights. One cashmere blazer. Zero regrets. Lindsay dared the universe to cancel her, and it was terrifying. Finance bros own 6.7 vests, Aaron Rodgers stays jacked…
- The Man She Humiliated on Her Podcast Showed Up at Her Job · 1 t. 4 min.Chelsea went on a second date four years ago and left after ten minutes because the man answered the door in house slippers and champion shorts. He's now reappeared three times…
- Ellen and Edibles · 41 min.Ellen the cannibal, edibles make Chelsea mouthy, and your friend is a dirty, ugly, trash slut. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who…
- Salmon Jizz · 47 min.Spit or swallow? Eating babies, falling out of love, and get your butts checked. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a…
- Waste Management Phoenix Open Recap · 40 min.RIGGS!!!! Recapping our master manifesting skills, WM Sausage Fest, hot golfers and Savannah Guthrie's mommy. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that…
- Milk Mansion vs Bop House · 51 min.Udders or mattress actress? Silent throuple retreat, learning what "scooping" is, and Paris Hilton is going to save the world. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe…
- Booty, Botox, and Beckhams · 34 min.What is Bubbles up to? Chelsea's booty gains, Lindsay can't get Botox to save her life, and which side of the Beckham drama are you on? Send us a text Support the show Like…
- Am I an Autistic Barbie? · 34 min.Happy birthday Chelsea! We are taking this show on the road, 2016 is back, and the Autism Barbie hits a little too close to home. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe…
- Game Night Gaslighting · 46 min.Only Fans $6,000 course for free (you're welcome), Tom Brady should count his blessing for being seen with Alix Earle, gold bars in big books, and are we bad people? Send us a…
- Pay Pigs · 45 min.Farkakte ozempic, pimping out pay pigs, Rockefeller/Kellogg conspiracy theory, and daddy issues. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend…
- 2025 Recap · 23 min.Justin Timberlake, pickleball, Ozempic, Barstool, getting an agent and more highlights of 2025. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend…
- Taylor Swift Eras and Gay Dogs · 30 min.Why can't Chelsea's dog just be gay? Kamala recap for Barstool Sports, and Taylor Swift is really onto something. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with…
- SNL Sell Out · 59 min.Michigan's coach plan b failure, Alicia Silverstone's acting lips, Joe Burrow's swords and bringing awareness to hot tub sex trafficking. Send us a text Support the show Like…
- We Invented "No Contact" · 56 min.Oprah is rebranding boundaries, the taint is free and on fire, how to grift your way into your boyfriend's life, and we got an agent!! Send us a text Support the show Like…
- Holiday Hangover · 39 min.Freaky Friday body swap, Thanksgiving fails, Meghan Markle and pedicure dates. Send us a text Support the show Like, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason…
- Chanting and ChatGPT · 51 min.An agent reached out to us!!!! Chelsea's ChatGPT is in love with her, Lindsay is joining a chanting cult, Turkey hair transplants and George Washington is hotter than Ben…
