About this podcast
Hosted by Will Weldon, I Hate Bill Maher is an investigation of the life and career of Bill Maher, a man who lives on a vast estate inside of the host's head, rent free. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
The newest 50 of 146 episodes
- Real Time s24e33 - Don't Yank on my Balls and Call it a Mandate For Progressives feat Ella Dawson · 2 h 0 minI think this is the episode where I hog the most speaking time. It was absolutely insane to put the audio into the editing timeline and be forced to ask myself "Did I let the…
- Real Time s24e32 - I Got Kirked and Now I'm a Gay Ghost feat Diego McCafferty · 2 h 24 minPeople who want episodes that are as long as possible, congratulations, I left all the bull shit in this week. Diego got kind of drunk on like 3/4's of an ounce of whiskey and…
- Real Time s24e31 - Going Forward Please Be More Incompetent feat Josh Boerman · 1 h 57 minIt's an odd feeling, to long for someone to be worse at what they're doing so that you can find it more entertaining. This week, Bill Maher manages to find a baseline of... not…
- Real Time s23e35 - It Was Not Watching The Episode Week At The White House feat Michael Edison Hayden & Jared Holt · 2 h 8 minIf you like when I am rude to the guests you're gonna love this one. I know I do, I love to mock the guests! So, my guests this week were Michael Edison Hayden and Jared Holt…
- Real Time s24e30 - Senator Tillis What is Your Body Count? feat Spencer Barrows & Liv Agar · 1 h 32 minANNOUNCEMENT: The show comes out on Thursdays now, and Patreon episodes come out on... the weekend. At some point. God willing. I just need the extra day for both scheduling and…
- Real Time s24e29 - [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] Fareed Zakaria (PARODY) feat just me · 1 h 23 minListen, if Fareed Zakaria was (CENSORED BY ACAST) and somehow that person sent me a recording of (CENSORED BY ACAST) and it was just every agonizing moment of (CENSORED BY ACAST)…
- Real Time s24e28 - Trump You Absolutely Worthless Mega Cool Loser Bad Ass feat Tom Harrison · 1 h 55 minComplicatedly Named Podcast Haver Tom Harrison is this week's guest, for yet another nonsensical episode of Real Time that is less "cutting edge look at current events" and more…
- Real Time s24e27 - Shouting 100! Every Time I See Sydney Sweeney feat Gita Jackson · 2 h 1 minOkay, well, this one's REAL LATE but you know what? It was worth it, because this week I welcomed returning guest Gita Jackson, who injects more fashion talk into the episode…
- Real Time s24e26 - It's Jay de Vance Ya'll feat John Brooks · 2 h 17 minOh, did you enjoy your week off from modern day Bill Maher? Well whether or not you did, it's back, so you better be ready for one of the most IN-FUCKIN-SCRUTABLE final New Rules…
- Real Time s6e1 - With Two Dead Guys I Did NOT Care For feat Emma Arkell · 1 h 49 minTHIS EPISODE WAS RECORDED WEEKS AGO! I'M SORRY IF IT'S SOMEHOW WILDLY OUT OF DATE! ...but not that sorry. Oh boy, I was fucking whacked out of my gourd on my recently reupped…
- Real Time s24e25 - I'm Acclaimed Author Joyce Carol Oates and I Just Killed You feat Ella Dawson · 2 h 14 minBooked at the last minute month continues (wraps up?, most likely) with Ella Dawson returning to talk about an episode of Real Time that features someone she knows from real…
- Real Time s24e24 - You Will Long for the Grinch's Wife feat Josh Boerman · 2 h 15 min"Booked at the Very Last Minute" month continues here at I Hate Bill Maher, with Josh Boerman bailing me out and coming on to talk about Real Time season 24, episode 24…
- Real Time s24e23 - Keep the Horny Goat Weed Away From Andrew Cuomo feat Emily Faye · 2 h 2 minComedian Emily Faye returns, and Bill Maher rewrites the Turner Diaries. Listen to Medium Literate Support I Hate Bill Maher on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy…
- Real Time s24e22 - Vote Your Pokemon Gossoff feat Rahab · 2 h 17 minEPISODE UPDATE: Since this episode was recorded and posted the guest, Rahab, has come out as Trans, so I have updated her name and pronouns in the episode title and following…
- Real Time s24e21 - I Think She Found This Healing?!? feat Emma Arnold · 2 h 38 minHey, I really appreciate all the support on Patreon, HOWEVER if you want to support me (or really anybody) on there, don't use the God damned Apple app. I think they're bringing…
- Club Random: Bill Maher Talks to Kids! - 70 Year Old Perverts Say the Darndest Things feat Lucy Valentine · 1 h 10 minIt's so crazy to put an exclamation mark at the end of "Bill Maher Talks to Kids" if that exclamation mark is not also followed by a question mark, another exclamation mark, and…
- Club Random: Patrick Bet-David - You Must Prepare For a Slippery Little Devil feat Dan Friesen · 1 h 56 minListen, right off the top, I gotta say that the audio edit is not up to snuff, in my opinion. I just didn't have tim1! There's so much going on! I had to leave in the kinds of um…
- Overtime Part 4 - Now Bill Maher's Scoring Off Me, Oh, That is it! feat Eoin Higgins · 1 h 52 minHey, sorry the episode is so late, the dang baby is doing sleep regression ah ha ha Oh, you thought regular Real Time was so bad that there's no way there could be more? Well…
- week off 7-9-26 · 46 minHope you like clips, you fuck, because this week you're getting some clips from a few Patreon episodes! Get the full episodes on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy…
- Real Time s24e20 - Don't Ask Me I'm Just a Girl/Larry Wilmore feat Francesca Fiorentini · 2 h 23 minFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU LARRYYYYYYYYYYY WILMOOOOOOOOOOOORRRREEEEEEEEEE Francesca Fiorentini returns to the show and I get insanely pissed off…
- Real Time s24 e19 - Sucking You Off for $$$ Cuz I Didn't Go to College feat Christie Bahna · 1 h 45 minGuess if I'm going to complain about the gain on my mic being set way too high!!!!!!! (yes) Fuck man, it's making me insane editing this thing. Anyway, the episode is late this…
- Real Time s24e18 - Your Ass Used to Be Beautiful (Derogatory) feat John Hastings · 1 h 43 minCome to I Hate Bill Maher Live on June 27th at the Lyric Hyperion at 9:30pm. John Hastings and his wacky microphone returns to the as we wrestle with a pretty lifeless episode…
- Real Time s24e17 - Pride (Not That Kind) feat Katie Page · 1 h 59 minMan, Graham Platner comes up a lot in this one. I'm also not sure if I specifically mention there's no midshow comedy bit in this episode, but there's not. My old friend and…
- Real Time s24e16 - Just Because it's Been 100 Episodes Doesn't Mean I'll Reopen the Judgement Free Question Zone feat Diego McCafferty · 2 h 53 minGet tickets to I Hate Bill Maher Presents: The Samuel Langhorne Clemens Award for Excellence in Receiving the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor here Hello, and welcome to the…
- Real Time s18e9 - Live! From a Pervert's Mansion! It's Retraumatizing Memories! feat Monika Scott and Emily Faye · 1 h 56 minI got the new poster done so I can start promoting properly but come and see I Hate Bill Maher LIVE in Los Angeles California on June 27th at 9:30 pm aka the pervert hour. Get…
- Patreon Pepisode Preview - There is no Steve Smith, Only Stephen A feat David Roth (Stephen A Smith on Club Random) · 16 minThis is a preview of I Especially Hate Bill Maher, available on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/IHateBillMaher Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
- Super Quick Update for Real Time s24e15 · 1 minPlease I beg of you no more Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
- Real Time s24e15 - I Was Not Nervous to be in Such a Ballin Kick Ass Place feat Jeremy Appel · 1 h 57 minThere's another live I Hate Bill Maher happening on June 27th at the Lyric Hyperion in Los Angeles! Get Tickets here…
- Real Time s24e14 - Gen Z Is Tumpted to Start Wearing Masks Again feat Charles Star · 1 h 50 minListen, you know John Fetterman's going to be bad. You can on some level prepare for that. But can you ever be prepared for how annoying Dan Crenshaw is? I wager if you asked…
- Real Time s24e13 - People Used to Shoot Each Other in the Ass, Now They Just Watch YouTubes feat Molly Ruben-Long · 1 h 49 minI'll be honest: not my best Judgement Free Question Zone. Comedian Molly Ruben-Long this week joins the show this week to establish herself as probably my most high guest so…
- Real Time s24e12 - Hilarious Take, Hunker Biden feat Me · 1 h 43 minIt's a lot more fun for me when someone else is having a bad time, too! Support I Hate Bill Maher on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
- Real Time s24e11 - (While Letting a 70 Year Old Pervert Yell at Me on TV) Do I Look Weak and Woke? feat Katelyn Burns · 1 h 58 minWriter and podcaster Katelyn Burns joins me this week to get insanely annoyed with Rahm Emanuel. I'd say she and I both agree that we can't wait until we're a few months into the…
- Real Time s24e10 - Begun, the Iced Cream Wars Have feat Ella Dawson · 2 h 35 minWell, the episode is once again out on Thursday, not Wednesday. Because Will, Will never changes. Ella Dawson returns to the pod with her brain all filled up with Fallout New…
- Real Time Off Week - Bella Thorne Month Compilation · 54 minReal Time is off this week, so I am, too! But I guess actually not really, because I still did some house keeping and played some voicemails at the start of this. Looking back on…
- Real Time s24e9 - The CIA Encourages You to Beat Your Kids feat Joe Kassabian · 2 h 7 minWill I ever starr getting these things out on time again? Who can say, plus I'm a father now: no one can ask anything of me ever again. Writer and podcaster Joe Kassabian joins…
- Real Time s24e8 - I'll Suck Your Dick For a Mark Twain Prize feat Jeremy Kaplowitz · 1 h 46 minThis is probably the most mixed up I've ever been with the order of the clips, but what are you gonna do. Anyway, Writer and comedian Jeremy Kaplowitz is my guest this week, and…
- Real Time s24e7 - The Worst of all Episodes (of Real Time) feat Josh Boerman · 2 h 35 minThis week's guest was jack of all trades Josh Boerman. There's so much garbage in this episode of Real Time that we talked about it for two hours and forty five minutes and I am…
- Real Time s24e6 - Maybe if You Had a Better Attitude You Wouldn't Have Cancer feat Lucé Tomlin-Brenner · 2 h 39 minOopsie, I did a long one! Comedian/Film connoisseur Lucé Tomlin-Brenner joins the podcast this week, and wow wow wow if you're Bill Maher I bet you loved this fuckin' episode of…
- Real Time s3e19 - New Rule: If You're a Pig Man, You're Gay · 1 h 14 minReal Time is taking a little break this week, and since I am recovering from some family coming to visit I figured I would do the same by settling into the warm bath water of an…
- PATREON EPISOD DREWIEVS - 1st Quarter 2026 · 25 minHere are some clips from the first few Patreon episodes of 2026, including: The Psychology Zone feat Eoin Higgins (Andrew Sullivan on Club Random) Reverse Oppression Academy…
- Real Time s24e5 - Starting World War III Because of my Lack of Trump Derangement Syndrome feat Rax King · 1 h 32 minI HOPE YOU LIKE HEARING THE PHRASE "TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME"!!!! Anyway, Rax King joined me this week to reacquaint herself with Bill Maher after over a decade away from…
- Real Time s24e4 - The Woke Mind Virus Doesn't Want You to Censor the Internet feat Taylor Lorenz · 1 h 39 minWow, this show sucks! This episode's coming to you late because guest Taylor Lorenz, who was previously booked to do the show next month, saw who the interview guest was and said…
- Real Time s24e3 - John Cougar & the Party Leadership Losers feat Parker Molloy · 2 h 6 minUPDATE: I forgot to put in an audio clip towards the end of the episode, that's been corrected. The new season continues to trudge on, and this week writer Parker Molloy joins…
- Real Time s24e2 - Starting To Think There Was Something Off About This Whole Epstein Casefeat Maddy Myers · 2 h 31 minGod FUCKIN damn it, bro. I got nervous there would be an issue with Streamyard so I did a backup recording and it fucked the gain on my mic up so bad. It's making me insane, I…
- Real Time s24e1 - Sorry, My Literal Baby, I'm Back feat Eliza Skinner · 1 h 57 minThat's right, God of Emperor of Turn Mountain Will Weldon is back in the hosting chair (it's my wife's desk chair, which she will probably want back once she's back at work) to…
- Real Time s3e18 - John Hastings vs the World - Paternity Leave Chapter Three w/ John Hastings · 51 minUnable to find a guest, fill-in host John Hastings flies solo and just rips one out for 51 straight minutes. He really brings out the specific resentments that only Canadians who…
- Real Time s3e17 - Gaypreme Court Justgay - Paternity Leave Chapter Two w/ Ella Dawson feat TJ Alexander · 1 h 29 minI continue to say "Hello baby" because I'm on paternity leave and babies need to be greeted, so writer and past guest Ella Dawson stepped in to cover my pathetic ass, and she…
- Real Time s9e6 - "I'm Talking Hitler Baby" Paternity Leave Chapter One w/ Vera Drew feat Nate Faustyn and David Allen · 1 h 45 minPATERNITY LEAVE HAS BEGUN! Special guest host Vera Drew ("The People's Joker") welcomes Nate Faustyn and David Allen from the Loose Lips podcast to talk Real Time season 9…
- Special Bonus Bill Maher News... · 17 minI am breaking pat leave to bring you some Bill Maher news from the previous few weeks. This was the first part of an episode that also covered Bill Maher's interview on The Free…
- A MOST TRAUMATIZING YEAR - Maher Highlights 2025 · 1 h 18 minI ended up exposing myself to a lot of harmful Maher content over the year 2025, here is some of the stuff that has poisoned my brain the most. See you in 2026. Support I Hate…
