Hating on drunk bitches

All aboard the Hotmess Express as we barrel straight into 2026 🚂💨! Despite the rumors of an “indefinite hiatus,” Marissa and Erika have officially returned — barely alive, slightly unwell, but committed to the mess. Erika shows up sick, hopped up on cold meds, and doing her absolute best… which somehow makes things even funnier.The ladies power through the second-ever installment of The Dildo of Consequence, featuring a drunk restaurant patron who got kicked out, chose violence, fought the staff, and ultimately lost to gravity in a very public face plant.And because chaos loves company, they…