About this podcast
A fail told by two idiots,
Full of sound effects
& awkward silences,
Signifying nothing.
Episodes
The newest 20 of 54 episodes
- Brown's CorrollaryTrump issues a commemorative passport. The algae is antifa. Ian is (sort of) blocked from Truth Social. The bullshit assymetry, but like for countries.
- Local OptimaxxingR.I.P., days or rest. The algae is antifa. Trump makes a big deal out of his "big deal" which is basically just a memo of (mis)understanding. Claude rootkit's Ian's laptop.
- Knicks in Five!Tay Tay is courtside for Game 4 and has already won the series with her "Stevie Knicks" T-Shirt. David Sacks and the "All-In" podcast crew don't understand statistics. Or how…
- FAMILY. FOOD. FUN. DANGER.Happy Memorial Day! Trump says the quiet part (that he doesn't care about the rest of us) out loud while fleecing taxpayers to pay insurrectionists, then POTUS posts violent…
- In the future, everyone will be a jackass and a moron.Elon only has one insult. Folk's upset about Christopher Nolan's "The Oddyssey" seem to think "Clash of the Titans" was a documentary. Trump doesn't give a fuck about anyone, but…
- Funny or AIApple and Intel are getting back together? Never take notes (or write in your diary) about a criminal conspiracy. Claude doesn't get the joke.
- Goblin ModeIan and Jay talk about the Arch d'Trump, the end-run around Congressional authority, and how Dario has SamA's number. Also, Goblin Mode!
- You crazy bastards. · 56 minOur president is fucking crazy. We are losing the war we started. Larry Ellison is firing a lot of people so he can pay for datacenters the world doesn't need.
- Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law! · 59 minTwitter was way ahead of it's time. Jay and I discuss some innovative work (that sadly never got off the ground) Twitter was doing on ephemeral environments back in the day. We…
- What About Bob? · 54 minIan and Jay talk about JavaOne, Project Leyden, and Netflix. Donald Trump is a garbage person. Scott Bessent does it again. Iran can probably strike most of Europe if it wants…
- Things You Should Never Do · 1 h 0 minIan and Jay come in hot with takes on the War on Iran (and Venezuela), xAI and Elon starting over again from "first principles", and the idiots who were running DOGE.
- Get your warfighter on. · 56 minWar all the time. Trees kill people in the winter. Pet Hegseth is cosplaying as a "warfighter". RIP Dan Simmons.
- Democracy Dies When We Let Billionaires Buy Newspapers · 50 minIn under 40 minutes (Ian had to take the kids skiing) Jay and Ian send out good vibes to Owncast's Gabe Kangas, laugh at Donald Trump's assault on efficiency, lament the downward…
- Two Guys, One Podcast · 50 minIan and Jay talk sports, the Superbowl, and the origins of the show. Shout out to Domonique Foxworth and Charlie Kravitz! Also, can we have servers in space? Probaby not yet…
- The End of America · 55 minThe End of America. ICE murdering civilians in the streets of Minneapolis. Trump Officials cosplaying as Nazis. Who needs a warrant if you have a gun? Oh yeah, Musk wanted to…
- War all the time. · 1 h 3 minIt is war all the time. Ian and Jay say what everybody else is saying. Nothing really revalatory in this show, since the Trump administration no longer gives a fuck about the…
- Something to Dü · 1 h 1 minHüsker Dü vs The Replacements. A Kenyan explains why people can't identify ChatGPT-generated content just by looking for em-dashes. The billionaires don't want to pay taxes. Jay…
- Wiles Times · 57 minIan has (self-diagnosed) carpal tunnel from too much doomscrolling. The Wall Street Journal let an LLM manage a vending machine and it lost thousands of dollars, ordered live…
- Times New Roman Salute · 51 minWe start off on a somber note as news of horrifying attacks at Brown and in Sydney trickle in. On a lighter note, Jay is excited to see that Lily Allen is on SNL this weekend…
- We all took an L that day. · 1 h 1 minElon wants to break up the EU. JD Vance is looking ahead to 2028. The negatives of the positive feedback loop of ELon and his enablers. Bryan Cantrill and Oxide's take on writing…
