I'd Survive
by Cassie & Caitlin
85: Fresh (2022) | 54%
About this podcast
What’s your favorite scary movie… and would you survive it? It’s easy to sit comfortably on our couches, yelling at horror movie characters to save themselves — but do we really have what it takes to be the final girl?
I’d Survive is a horror-comedy podcast that recaps horror movies through a survivalist lens. Each week, Cassie or Caitlin will break down a new movie, and by the end, we’ll reveal its survivability score. We’re on the hunt for the lowest scores and the scariest movies!
Episodes
The newest 20 of 87 episodes
- 85: Fresh (2022) | 54% · 2 h 1 min · Episode 85Cassie's getting heated in another absolutely WILD episode where our characters get themselves into situations that she simply would not. Patreon…
- 84: Carved (2024) | 67% · 1 h 17 min · Episode 84HAPPY HALLOWEEN WEEK!! Be careful carving pumpkins this year... Patreon: https://patreon.com/IdSurvivePodcast Discord: https://discord.gg/Hj5rvbMNvq Instagram…
- 83: Urban Legend (1998) | 72% · 1 h 53 min · Episode 83We've all heard our fair share of urban legends, but how likely would we be the survive them? Patreon: https://patreon.com/IdSurvivePodcast Discord: https://discord.gg/Hj5rvbMNvq…
- 82: Pumpkinhead (1988) | 61% · 1 h 15 min · Episode 82A neighborhood witch and a monster out for revenge…spooky season is SO BACK!! Patreon: https://patreon.com/IdSurvivePodcast Discord: https://discord.gg/Hj5rvbMNvq Instagram…
- 81: The Houses October Built (2014) | 88% · 1 h 36 min · Episode 81It's time for some more haunted houses! How far are you willing to go in order to find, once again, the thrills of your childhood? Patreon: https://patreon.com/IdSurvivePodcast…
- 80: Cherry Falls (1999) | 41% · 1 h 34 min · Episode 80Remember the rule where if you have sex, you die? Well…this movie has something to say about that. Patreon: https://patreon.com/IdSurvivePodcast Discord…
- 79: The Beach House (2019) | 0% · 1 h 32 min · Episode 79Yup, you saw that right. Our first 0% since Funny Games... but how'd we get there this time? Patreon: https://patreon.com/IdSurvivePodcast Discord: https://discord.gg/Hj5rvbMNvq…
- 78: Frankenhooker (1990) | 80% · 1 h 3 min · Episode 78Yeah…our shortest episode yet and also our wackiest. Have fun with this one!! Patreon: https://patreon.com/IdSurvivePodcast Discord: https://discord.gg/Hj5rvbMNvq Instagram…
- 77: Willy's Wonderland (2021) | 53% · 1 h 40 min · Episode 77You know a goofy movie can lead to the silliest episodes... and this is no exception. Patreon: https://patreon.com/IdSurvivePodcast Discord: https://discord.gg/Hj5rvbMNvq…
- 76: The Loved Ones (2009) | 45% · 1 h 24 min · Episode 76Imagine your worst, most excruciating nightmare that makes you nauseous and then throw some glitter on it! Patreon: https://patreon.com/IdSurvivePodcast Discord…
- 75: Hunted (2020) | 70% · 1 h 46 min · Episode 75A red coat, a woman, a wolf, the woods... sound familiar? This twisted take on a classic tale has Cassie & Caitlin choosing the bear. Patreon…
- 74: The Chalk Line (2022) | 60% · 1 h 24 min · Episode 74Cassie tells Caitlin the story that becomes one of our darkest episodes yet…please make sure you're in an okay headspace before listening. Patreon…
- 73: They Will Kill You (2026) | 16% · 1 h 28 min · Episode 73There is a certain level of badassery needed to survive this one... do you have what it takes?
- 72: The House on Sorority Row (1982) | 82% · 1 h 32 min · Episode 72This week, Cassie tells Caitlin the story of the cult classic 'House On Sorority Row' and we've never been more scared by the audacity of college kids. Patreon…
- 71: Ghost Ship (2002) | 52% · 1 h 35 min · Episode 71With strange occurrences happening around every corner, how much can Cassie and Caitlin endure to save the ship and the gold? Patreon: https://patreon.com/IdSurvivePodcast…
- 70: Sharknado (2013) | 51% · 1 h 24 min · Episode 70Like…does this episode even need a description? Patreon: https://patreon.com/IdSurvivePodcast Discord: https://discord.gg/Hj5rvbMNvq Instagram…
- 69: Hokum (2026) | 62% · 2 h 7 min · Episode 69In this week's episode, Caitlin tells Cassie the story of her FAVORITE movie of 2026 so far, Hokum! Who doesn't love a little spooky hotel? Patreon…
- 68: Vacancy (2007) | 53% · 1 h 24 min · Episode 68In this week's episode, Cassie gives Caitlin yet another reminder to NEVER take the backroads. Patreon: https://patreon.com/IdSurvivePodcast Discord…
- 67: Uncle Sam (1996) | 56% · 1 h 57 min · Episode 67It's time to get patriotic in this week's episode. Can Cassie and Caitlin go the whole episode without offending the evil Uncle Sam? Survey says... nope. Patreon…
- 66: Milk & Serial (2024) | 63% · 2 h 2 min · Episode 66Before Obsession, there was Milk & Serial and all we have to say about this one is…PRANK BROOOOSSSS <3







