About this podcast
Joe Fernandes & Emily Paige bring you their new podcast where they will tell stories, read stories, and make up stories. Please subscribe! You can email us any stories to [email protected]
Episodes
The newest 20 of 43 episodes
- A Thousand Lives Later, We're Back! · 51 min · Season 3 Episode 1A Thousand Lives Later, We’re Back! | Season 3, Episode 1 Season 3 of If You Would’ve Told Me is here, and Joe and Emily have a lot to catch up on! Emily talks about life after…
- Attics, Affairs & Airplanes · 1 h 0 min · Season 2 Episode 18Season 2 Finale! Joe and Emily wrap up another season by looking back on the podcast, talking summer vacations, Wildwood, Maine, lobster rolls, and what Season 3 might have in…
- Married to a Chandelier · 1 h 0 min · Season 2 Episode 17This week, we're catching up after a busy couple of weeks before diving into one of the strangest stories we've ever discussed—a woman who married a chandelier. From bizarre…
- Love, Lemons & Robberies · 31 min · Season 2 Episode 16This week we're talking fitness, birthday cake, creepy exes, and some of the wildest dating stories we've ever heard. Emily starts a new boot camp, Joe discovers the perfect…
- Accidentally Controversial · 46 min · Season 2 Episode 15Joe is back from Atlantis with stories about dolphins, lazy rivers, snorkeling adventures, and resort prices that should probably require a second mortgage. Emily plans a series…
- Too Lazy for Felonies · 46 min · Season 2 Episode 14Joe and Emily spiral through high school memories, TikTok trends, book obsessions, and whether a great ending can save a mediocre novel. They debate face tattoos in the…
- Burned by Bubbles · 57 min · Season 2 Episode 13In this episode, Joe and Emily react to being called “ableist” over their audiobook take—and try to figure out how the internet heard something they definitely didn’t say. From…
- Cocaine Sharks & Crazy Ex Revenge · 43 min · Season 2 Episode 12We dive into some of the most unhinged news stories we’ve ever covered. From a woman getting revenge on her ex by signing him up for 88 marathons, to the discovery of cocaine in…
- That’s A Girl Word · 44 min · Season 2 Episode 11This week, we accidentally turned into a book club… and then immediately spiraled into chaos. Joe and Emily catch up after a short break, talk birthdays, and realize they both…
- What If Your Thoughts Aren’t Yours? · 48 min · Season 2 Episode 10This episode starts with a ridiculous “scream with no air” challenge and somehow turns into a deep dive on anxiety, panic attacks, creativity, spirituality, and whether we…
- The Bad Bunny Internet Spiral · 49 min · Season 2 Episode 9This week on If You Would’ve Told Me, we dive into the Super Bowl halftime show that had everyone talking — Bad Bunny! 🐰 From the viral memes, internet outrage, and political hot…
- From Milk Duds to Marrying AI · 49 min · Season 2 Episode 8This episode starts with cantaloupe hate and somehow ends with a woman marrying AI — and honestly, it all makes sense by the end. Joe and Emily riff on edible arrangements, candy…
- Something Feels Off · 50 min · Season 2 Episode 7This week, Joe and Emily do what they do best: start recording before they realize they’re recording and let the conversation go wherever it wants. They debate coffee vs tea…
- Anxiety vs. Intuition · 57 min · Season 2 Episode 6Happy 2026! We’re back for the first episode of the year, and we’re getting intentional. We dive deep into the fine line between Anxiety vs. Intuition—discussing therapy…
- Goober Nutter · 56 min · Season 2 Episode 5We’re back from a short break and things get weird fast. We talk weird food (including deer heart and peanut butter crimes), anxiety coping habits, trusting your gut, and why…
- Too Old for Slang? · 53 min · Season 2 Episode 4This week, Joe and Emily dive into the wild world of modern slang — from Gen Alpha kids shouting “6–7” for no reason to grown adults still saying “dope,” “fire,” and every phrase…
- Bananas in Pyjamas · 37 min · Season 2 Episode 3We kick off with the strangest headline yet — Bananas in Pyjamas held for ransom by the Russian mafia — and somehow end up talking Scotland travel plans, ancient clan drama…
- Who’s Giving Rats Cocaine?! · 49 min · Season 2 Episode 2Things get weird fast in Episode 2! 🎉 Joe and Emily start off swapping stories about writing, poetry, and old photo albums… and somehow end up discussing poop-themed restaurants…
- Easy There, Eagle Eyes · 49 min · Season 2 Episode 1🎙️ Episode 1: “Easy There, Eagle Eyes” Season 2 kicks off with Joe and Emily catching up after summer break — and of course, the conversation goes everywhere. From the chaos of…
- Kooky Crocodiles Get Down · 1 h 16 min · Season 1 Episode 23It’s the Season 1 finale! Joe and Emily wrap up 23 episodes with a little bit of everything: Emily’s Iceland trip (trolls, puffins, and strict moss laws), a 400-year-old shark…
