About this podcast
Comedian (kinda) Ryan Woods grapples with everything on his mind every week.
Episodes
The newest 50 of 337 episodes
- Friendsgiving, Navy Seals & Football · 27 minThis week Ryan rambles on about Friendsgiving, Cleveland browns football and why white dudes have this obsession with being navy seals. Subscribe! E-Mail:[email protected]…
- Election Season, Cyber Bullying & Dentists · 27 minThis week Ryan rambles on about the never ending campaign ads, how the browns losing a game gets him cyber bullied, Halloween and the dentist. Subscribe!…
- Political Ads, Billionaires Are Broke & The Cleveland Browns · 26 minThis week Ryan talks extensively about his mailbox being full of political ads, why rich people can’t pay taxes and his true love of winning football games coming back…
- Depression, Elon Musks Flying Car & Working For Free · 27 minThis week Ryan asks why he even watches sports if it only causes him pain, asks what’s the point of Elon musks fake flying car and finally talks about working at a concession…
- Comedy Controversy, Cleveland Baseball & Ai CEO’s · 26 minThis week Ryan discusses the Shane Gillis joke controversy and why it’s both silly and warranted, Cleveland baseball fever running wild and finally they might pay us more to work…
- Serving Justice, Obesity & Getting Married · 28 minThis week Ryan explains how he tried to serve justice and how people make their problems strangers problems. Getting called fat for health insurance and ask what else can be…
- Teslas, Microdosing Weight Loss & Cleveland Browns · 26 minThis week Ryan rambles on about being agitated by subscription car services, being sold microdosing weight loss drugs and finally another Browns win leaves him very conflicted…
- Browns Win! Men’s Advertising & Gambling · 25 minThis week Ryan rambles on about a rare Browns win, why men are so easy to advertise to and why that kinda hurts….and finally asks what’s with the richest people pushing gambling…
- Browns Recap, 9/11 Remembrance & Spending Money · 26 minThis week Ryan recaps another disaster season opening game for the Cleveland Browns, why we hate using our tax dollars to help ourselves and asks why do we have to do certain…
- Birthdays, Funny Politicians & Football Is Back · 27 minThis week Ryan talks about his birthday, the marketing firms that run politics in this country and celebrates the return of football! Subscribe! E-Mail:[email protected]…
- The Marriage Epidemic, Ai Takeover & Finding Yourself · 26 minThis week Ryan explains why marriage is a trap for men, how Ai is making us dumber and finally asks why do we care so much about what other people do with their lives?…
- Flock Cameras, The Cleveland Browns & Never Ending Sadness · 26 minThis week Ryan talks about the feeling of safety with all the flock cameras, why those always go up and breaks down the Cleveland Browns and the depression of the Deshaun Watson…
- Pat Mcafee, Lettuce & Sports Debates · 26 minThis week Ryan dives into pat mcafee and his new music, how they’re still selling us lettuce that might kill us and we don’t have to argue about the Cleveland Browns. Subscribe!…
- Unplugged, Raw & Uncut · 27 minThis week Ryan takes you unplugged and goes to the porch to have a conversation about aging, accomplishments and anger problem and the foo fighters. Finishing it off with…
- SummerSlam, Sports Owners & Being Robbed · 26 minThis week Ryan rambles on about his experience watching WWE SummerSlam, asks what do sports owners really want and finally asks when enough is enough on being robbed. Subscribe!…
- Dogs, Ai Will Only Get Worse & LeBron James Breaks My Heart · 29 minThis week Ryan rambles about the Ai revolution, Taco Bell lettuce and how LeBron James can break his heart. Subscribe! E-Mail:[email protected] Youtube…
- Everyone Is 12, Costco & Tom Brady Is A Loser · 27 minThis week Ryan explains how everyone is 12 years old now, why Tom Brady is a huge loser in his post career and finally how he’s never felt older than being at Costco. Subscribe!…
- Large Athletes, Taylor Swift & Fake Softball Recap · 25 minThis week Ryan explains himself over the debacle that was fake softball, why he loves his wife and the truth about huge athletes and Taylor swift. Subscribe!…
- World Cup, LeBron James & Living Forever · 26 minThis week Ryan breaks down the World Cup and the beautiful game, explains why living forever does not make a lot of sense and his undying and unwavering love for LeBron James…
- Deck Stain, American History, Fourth Of July · 26 minThis week Ryan explains how being a man is kinda bumming him out, a short yet informative American history during this 250 celebration and finally breaks down how you should…
- Deep State, Mazdas & World Cup · 28 minThis week Ryan deep dives into the deep state, Joe Rogan style, asks if Mazdas are guy cars and finally why the World Cup is so profound. Subscribe!…
- Freedom 250, Sports & More Sports & Old Men · 26 minThis week Ryan talks about the White House UFC event that showed freedom? Breaks down a great NBA and NHL Final and asks why old people want to be in charge. Subscribe!…
- Water Bottles, Tanking & Presidents · 25 minThis week Ryan breaks down the worst topics from the dentist, why tanking is the sale of hope to hopeless fans and why President Trump should embrace pride month. Subscribe!…
- Dentistry, The Cleveland Browns & Mental Helath · 25 minThis week Ryan talks about his visit to the dentist and how the Cleveland Browns ruin his life and finally talks about men’s mental health. Subscribe!…
- Blue Angels, Call Her Mommy & Blowing It Up · 28 minThis week Ryan tells all about the Pensacola Airport, the call her mommy American Dream and finally why sports teams blowing it up is easier in theory than practice. Subscribe!…
- Vacation, Airplanes & Emotional Management · 27 minThis week Ryan recaps his vacation down to the gulf of America complaining about airplanes and travelers, managing emotions what fellas don’t get enough credit for and collecting…
- Gas Prices, Horse Racing & Having A Dream · 26 minThis Week Ryan rambles on about the Kentucky derby, the Golden age of America and why he believes dreams are still cool. Subscribe! E-Mail:[email protected] Youtube…
- The Dentist, Ballroom Blade Job & Mike Vrabel · 27 minThis week Ryan gets back to the dentist, talks about Mike Vrabel and when you can cheat, the Ballroom blade job in Washington and finally Emojis. Subscribe!…
- Road Rage, Wrestlemania & NFL Draft · 28 minThis week Ryan asks why do people road rage, explains why some would think Wrestlemania was bad (and why most things are) and finally an NFL draft guarantee. Subscribe!…
- Ice Cream, Pleasing A Woman & Rory Mcilroy · 27 minThis week Ryan talks about taking his wife to dinner and cheap wins, recaps a weekend of Golf and ice cream and finally asks what is fair for the Masters. Subscribe!…
- Religion, Hot Dogs & Masters · 27 minThis week Ryan explains the the complicated yet powerful relationship religion and hotdogs have on his life, with some baseball talk and Masters preview. Subscribe!…
- Spring Time, Baseball Announcers & Opening Day · 27 minThis week Ryan discusses his dream job of being a baseball announcer, a tough reality he came to about his body at a young age and finally opening day. Subscribe!…
- Meteors, Airports & the Bachelorette · 31 minThis week Ryan discusses meteors, airport madness around the country and finally explains how crazy Taylor Franke Paul is, but she isn’t the worst. Subscribe!…
- St. Patrick’s Day, Hobbies & Umpires · 27 minThis week Ryan rants about his weekend out, why his wife ruins every show, St. Patrick’s day and his experience as an Umpire (U12) Subscribe! E-Mail:[email protected]…
- Island Boy, Liberation & Much More · 26 minThis week Ryan explains why he would be in a bad yet fun club, how to liberate the world one weird way at a time and finally what does it all mean? Subscribe!…
- Instagram Stories, Iran, & Spring Is Sprung · 27 minThis week Ryan talks about long white womens instagram stories, why war with Iran is actually good for the American people, and why spring needs to spring. Subscribe!…
- Golden Goal, Olympics & Nerds · 27 minThis week Ryan recaps an incredible Olympics and hockey weekend with why he is much than the blade angels and talks about how the weather teased him in ways you’d never guess and…
- Podcastmaxxing, Valentines Day & We Are… · 26 minThis week Ryan podcastmaxxes talking about why Valentine’s Day is a sham but he has to do it, if he gets invited on a joint bachelor trip and how we are all A special someone……
- Being Woke, The Super Bowl & Battling Back · 28 minThis week Ryan asks why some guys want to be so manly it might actually push them further than they think, the Super Bowl and why if this one simple thing makes him woke he…
- Groundhog Day, Tampa Bay Gasparilla & E-Mails · 29 minThis week Ryan ponders Tampa bay and pirates, takes out frustration on weather and why people are obsessed with E-mails. Subscribe! E-Mail:[email protected] Youtube…
- Standing For Something, the New Cowboys & Growing Up · 27 minThis week Ryan is standing for something as an American, how the Pittsburgh Steelers have fully morphed into the Dallas Cowboys, the browns dysfunction and snowblowers…
- Winter Weather, Eternal Pain & How Old Is To Old? · 30 minThis week Ryan tells you why this time of year sucks, why football is so cruel and how he’d handle it, and lastly…just because gam gam can get to the pharmacy doesn’t make her a…
- White Claws, Hotel California & Self Loathing · 27 minThis week Ryan discusses why he’s allowed to be taken advantage of, having picnics and finally what should be allowed by the government. Subscribe!…
- Worst Time Of Year, What’s Under Your Feet? & Groundhog Day · 30 minThis week Ryan talks through the new year, and why it’s the worst, explains why wars happen and finally it’s Groundhog Day in Cleveland. Subscribe!…
- Closing Time, Pittsburgh Steelers, Christmas Gifts · 30 minThis week Ryan tackles Christmas gifts with the family, being sold things at his door, why bad teams stay bad and the honest truth about the Pittsburgh Steelers. Happy new year!…
- Family, Seasons Greetings & Another Year. · 28 minThis week Ryan asks why everyone is so miserable about everything? Meeting new kids and asking what else could go wrong for his browns. X Subscribe!…
- Holiday Season, Cleveland Browns, Espresso Machines · 28 minThis week Ryan ponders the holiday season, newborn babies, the Cleveland Browns and Sheduer Sanders and why espresso machines are horrendous. Subscribe!…
- Season Of Giving, Sports Misery & Nothing Matters · 27 minThis week Ryan discusses how men’s gifts seem to follow a specific pattern, why sports cause him so much pain and finally the reason nothing matters and everything is so stupid…
- The Sinking Of The Fitzgerald, Grabbing A Few Things & Tanking · 27 minThis week Ryan rants about the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald, why he can’t take his wife anywhere and why tanking doesn’t work. Subscribe! E-Mail:[email protected]…
- ‘Tis The Season, Sydney Sweeney & Large Amounts Of Pain · 26 minThis week Ryan debates the best seasons, why Sydney Sweeney is important, his large of amounts of pain and the government. E-Mail:[email protected] Youtube…







