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Keep Your Eyes Open

Keep Your Eyes Open

by Floyd, Simon, Kamar and Chico

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Three angry old guys and a chihuahua

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  • Deep holes... · 2 h 9 min · Episode 536Kamar is off to Egypt! Simon's dream vacation and Kamar is going. The world continues to make no sense. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try…
  • ...and I feel fine! · 1 h 45 min · Episode 535Chat GPT says everything is A-OK! Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
  • Attention whore · 1 h 30 min · Episode 534Who doesn't like a bit of attention... Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
  • Invite me. But I'm not coming. · 2 h 11 min · Episode 5338 Years. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
  • Late. Very late · 1 h 28 min · Episode 532This one is one me. Thought I posted it. Didn't hear from a single person. Assumed it was up. It was not. The guys asked me about it yesterday and that's when I realized. So…
  • Nicknames · 1 h 38 min · Episode 531What's the best nickname you've ever heard? Let us know! Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to…
  • Quicksand · 1 h 36 min · Episode 530I will die to quicksand now. For sure. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
  • Carrot Bottom · 1 h 50 min · Episode 529For real, we hope Carrot Top is ok and gets the help he needs. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your…
  • Homophobia · 52 min · Episode 528The first half of this episode was corrupted. I thought we lost the whole episode but I was able to salvage the last half of the show. A week late, mind you. I figured, better…
  • PM Dawn · 1 h 53 min · Episode 527Pat joins the crew for the day! Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
  • Pre dator · 1 h 53 min · Episode 526I'm currently starting for the SanFransico 49ers and am a touch shy for cash at the moment. I get a paid in a few weeks if anyone wants to lend me cash until then... ;) Enjoy!…
  • The Olive Garden · 2 h 1 min · Episode 525We are trash. Certified trash. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
  • Olive Garden's Unlimited Breadsticks · 1 h 40 min · Episode 524I tested the limits of the Olive Garden last night. They will indeed not stop putting parm on your pasta or salad. This business model cannot last! Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is…
  • Four Hunnid!!! · 1 h 53 min · Episode 523According to the internet, the average podcast will post 21 episodes before becoming inactive. I've said from the start, I didn't even think we'd make it that far. But here we…
  • Flying Solo. Kinda. · 1 h 9 min · Episode 522One man left standing. Both guys leave the city one episode before 400 episodes. Can I hold it down alone? No, of course not! I brought friend of the show Brett back to discuss…
  • Jimothy · 1 h 54 min · Episode 521Racoons have a special place in my heart. Disgusting, I know. JIMOTHY FOR LIFE!! Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree…
  • Glizzy Talk · 1 h 23 min · Episode 520We're young. We're hip... fam. Enjoy! Keep Your Eyes Open is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
  • M&Ms in our Rider · 1 h 54 min · Episode 519Gang, I'm gonna level with you. The computer I use to edit is on the fritz. I got a guy coming to look at it this week. But if he can't figure it out, he drops will be delayed. I…
  • Is Everything Rigged??? · 1 h 52 min · Episode 518Yes. It is. Sorry for the one day delay. We had a power outage after the worst storm we've had in 25 years and it did a number on the computer I use to edit everything. Better…
  • Canadian Footy · 1 h 46 min · Episode 517If Paraguay can beat Germany, surely we can beat Morocco and France... and Argentina. We are over the moon with our performance so far. Can we go one step further? Probably not…
  • Autistic Drummers · 2 h 6 min · Episode 516Who is your pick to win the World Cup? Leave a comment and let us know! Enjoy!
  • The Death of a Podcast · 2 h 23 min · Episode 515Sorry about last week! I was in the hospital and it turns out I have vertigo. Not great. But at least I know what ails me and can work on it moving forward. Kamar was out of town…
  • I Miss Having My Eyes Closed · 2 h 39 min · Episode 514The death of a podcast... Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best…
  • Big Foot Wears Gucci Belts · 2 h 34 min · Episode 513I updated the thing we use to record and it wiped everything. All the levels, the music, every setting back to factory. It might sound a bit wonky this week. I got a guy coming…
  • Heated Rivalry · 1 h 15 min · Episode 512Few quick things. First, I forgot to record the second half of the show. My bad. It's a short show and the ad is awkwardly placed. Second, It gets heated early. But we get passed…
  • Turn the power off. · 2 h 22 min · Episode 511In one year, Kamar has gone from " AI will save us all. SINGULARITY!!!" To, "TURN OFF ALL THE POWER IN THE WORLD!" Things move quick! Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience…
  • Robot Overlords · 2 h 1 min · Episode 510We always wanted robot butlers. Instead my TV listens to every word I say... Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at…
  • Kamar Hates Canada · 2 h 17 min · Episode 509In case you were new here... Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your…
  • Hot Lunch · 2 h 18 min · Episode 508Mouth shits. Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!
  • Coachella Maxxing · 2 h 23 min · Episode 507Our country should be on fire. Instead, we don't care. Can't start a fire when gas is $3, I guess. Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give…
  • New show, who dis? · 2 h 26 min · Episode 506We have finally shed ourselves of Toe Rogan. We are now officially Keep Your Eyes Open. We hope you all stick around for the ride! Also, now you tell 500 friends to check us out…
  • Dolphin Overlords & Idiot Savants · 2 h 9 min · Episode 505I'm doing stuff behind the scenes. I swear to god!!! Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on…
  • The Future is Bright! · 2 h 28 min · Episode 504By far, without a doubt, unequivocally, our most positive episode ever. Beaming with hope and positivity. A new dawn! Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by…
  • Escalation · 2 h 28 min · Episode 503War crimes afoot. There are no good guys. BUY GUNS!!! Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on…
  • Keep Your Eyes Open · 2 h 11 min · Episode 502I think we found a new name... Enjoy!
  • WAR!!! · 2 h 18 min · Episode 501Great time to have a kid... Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your…
  • Buy a gun. Maybe ten. Buy ten guns. · 2 h 23 min · Episode 500Things certainly seem like they're gonna get a lot worse before they get better. Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at…
  • ..no, seriously, Epstein didn't kill himself. · 2 h 31 min · Episode 499If there's one thing we CAN agree on, it's that nothing will come of these Epstein files. No one will go to jail, no body will lose their fortunes. Things will only get worse…
  • Epstein Didn't Kill Himself. · 1 h 40 min · Episode 498I'm in Florida. It's unreasonably cold. That is life. Enjoy! This Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on…
  • Simon smokes crack · 1 h 34 min · Episode 497As we always do before a show, Simon showed up early and we got high and bitched about basketball. Standard Sunday afternoon. However, when we got inside Simon looked like he saw…
  • Snow Days · 2 h 6 min · Episode 496No Kamar this week. Just ol' Simon and I! We talked Davos, Trump, movies, TV, CERN, simulation, and more... Enjoy! This Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by…
  • A Rudderless ship · 2 h 1 min · Episode 495Still no solid format. Just three assholes talking. Tough to find a podcast with three white guys shooting the shit... Enjoy! This Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by…
  • We're baaaaaaack, baby!!! · 2 h 14 min · Episode 494Are we back? YES! Do we know what we're doing? NO! But damn it feels good to be back. Not only are we back, but we are no longer shackled to Joe Rogan. This is how Andy Dufresne…
  • Episode 370 - Week of December 1st - 7th · 1 h 1 min · Episode 493Well. This is it. The end of an era. This is the last episode of The Joe Rogan Experience Experience. It's been just over seven years since we started the show, and today is the…
  • Episode 369 - Week of November 24th - 30th · 2 h 4 min · Episode 492I'm now certain that god himself could show up as a guest and we'd give it a two Jamie rating. In fact, there could be a week with the four people we want to see on the show the…
  • Episode 368 - Week of November 17th - 23rd · 2 h 10 min · Episode 491We hope all of our American listeners have a Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy some time with loved ones, watch some football, eat some good food. Enjoy life! And thanks so much for…
  • Episode 367 - Week of November 10th - 16th · 2 h 20 min · Episode 490I used to really enjoy this show. Now... not so much. Enjoy!
  • Episode 366 - Week of November 3rd - 9th · 2 h 15 min · Episode 489If you've served, thank you so much for your service. We had it so good for so long that many of us don't know a world other than the one we currently live in. A couple years…
  • Episode 365 - Week of October 27th - November 2nd · 2 h 14 min · Episode 488Joe has a c-list celebrity on last week and she kinda shits on Elon Musk. So, naturally, Joe has Elon Musk on this week to defend himself and awkwardly laugh at his own "that…
  • Episode 364 - Week of October 20th - 26th · 2 h 48 min · Episode 487What the fuck are we even doing here. An Actress from Battlestar Gallactica??? Holy fuck, Joe! Anything but answers. ENJOY! This Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by…

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