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In this week’s From-the-Patreon-Vault episode, we somehow manage to get through the 3rd book in the Twilight Saga, Total Eclipse of the Fart. Topics include the one good line in the book, the “love triangle”, Jacob being a total asshole (oh my god are we Team Edward??), the absolutely cringe way Bella talks about Her Personal Miracle Edward, this book being racist AF, the atrocity that is imprinting, Rosalie’s backstory, the twisted mind of Bella Swan (who just wants to get on that vamp...
