Lotsa Pasta
by Captain Death
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Episode Three Hundred Twenty-Four: Halloween Horror Nights 2026
Episode Three Hundred Twenty-Four: Halloween Horror Nights 2026
About this podcast
The Lotsa Pasta podcast is a horror storytelling podcast that speaks to all things that go bump in the night. Reading sources from CreepyPasta, NoSleep, Unsettling Stories, Not Hot but Spicy, Stories to Read Alone at Night, and so many more. Join our colorful cast of characters as we dive into the unlimited world of creepy online fiction and scary stories.
Episodes
The newest 50 of 324 episodes
- Episode Three Hundred Twenty-Four: Halloween Horror Nights 2026 · 3 h 27 minCome with me and you’ll be in a world of pure horrification… what we’ll see is beyond expectation. That’s the song this year, folks. Halloween Horror Nights 2026 aka HHN35 is…
- Episode Three Hundred Twenty-Three: Tribute Part Three · 2 h 47 minWhat happens when you take a beloved cult classic series of books, do none of the research work involved, and ape the shit out of the fanbase? I kid, but not really. Tribute to…
- Episode Three Hundred Twenty-Two: Tribute Part Two · 2 h 9 minWhat happens when you take a beloved cult classic series of books, do none of the research work involved, and ape the shit out of the fanbase? I kid, but not really. Tribute to…
- Episode Three Hundred Twenty-One: Tribute Part One · 2 h 12 minWhat happens when you take a beloved cult classic series of books, do none of the research work involved, and ape the shit out of the fanbase? I kid, but not really. Tribute to…
- Episode Three Hundred Twenty: The Grilled Cheese Episode · 1 h 53 minWho the hell is that creeping around the corners of my isolated house in the middle of the night? Cannibal Siren? Is that you? No, it’s just my one-eyed cat. That’s not a joke…
- Episode Three Hundred Nineteen: Mother Beckons Part Five · 4 h 45 minWELL, we’re here kids. Step out. Stretch your legs. Get yourself some fresh air. Don’t worry, it’s not real- it’s all just what Mother wants you to see and what she wants you to…
- Episode Three Hundred Eighteen: Mother Beckons Part Four · 3 h 29 minDon’t make me turn this car around, kids… we’ve still got some ways to go. Where are we going? I’m not quite sure, yet. We’ll figure out when we get there, and I promise the…
- Episode Three Hundred Seventeen: Mother Beckons Part Three · 3 h 16 minGrab my things, child - we’re hitting the road. And by hitting the road I mean, we’re going places. You + Me = Going Places, kid! The places we’re going, you ask? Nowhere good…
- Episode Three Hundred Sixteen: Mother Beckons Part Two · 3 h 6 minHave we learned anything today, kids? No? What do you mean NO? Listen to MOTHER, y’all - she’s trying to speak to you! You just have to open yourself up to her …And do a TON of…
- Episode Three Hundred Fifteen: Mother Beckons Part One · 2 h 16 minCome unto these Yellow Sands, indeed, my children. And by come I mean cum cause we’re gonna be talking magical space pussies, LSD binges, and Japanese train videos on today’s…
- Episode Three Hundred Fourteen: In Memorium: Rimurapa Whakamataku · 2 h 39 minI loved all these stories today. Man, what an episode. Is every episode with Kitty AKA Torus Filth a gold standard? Why, yes, yes they are: CAN CONFIRM. My #1 FAN brings the…
- Episode Three Hundred Thirteen: Things that Goosebump in the Night 4 · 3 h 14 minEpisode Three Hundred Thirteen: Things that Goosebump in the Night 4 by Captain Death
- Episode Three Hundred Twelve: Paid by Poltergeists Part Two · 1 h 42 minDoes this story dare go to places and say things I’d never think I’d hear Tenron say before? Yes, yes it will. Like an addict who fixes for his next dose, I’m waiting on Patty…
- Episode Three Hundred Eleven: Paid by Poltergeists Part One · 1 h 31 minI know what you’re thinking. We could all use a lady like Patty B in our lives. Oh, you’re not thinking that? Well, it’s probably just because you haven’t met her yet. Let me…
- Episode Three Hundred Ten: Girl Power · 2 h 41 minValentine’s day might be behind us, but there’s still some love to spread around to my hot females, as Sofa King would say. This one is dedicated to my favorite female co-host in…
- Episode Three Hundred Nine: Happy Valentine's Day, Hal · 2 h 24 minWe love our fans. What isn’t to like about them? They’re slightly autistic. They appreciate our sense of humor and spook. They’re along for the ride. And, most importantly, they…
- Episode Three Hundred Eight: Glitch Got Ghosts · 2 h 48 minWhat d’ya get when you mix 3 dozen eggs, 2 spooky boys, and a little dented-headed fuck named David? BULLSHIT, that’s what (gottem). Dear David was brought to you by a…
- Episode Three Hundred Seven: The 2025 SeasonHELL Movie Review · 3 h 19 minWhat happens when we trap Mark Rooster in a room and force him to talk about movies for 3 hours? OH, YOU THINK YOU KNOW? WELL, JOKES ON YOU. I HAD SOMEONE HELP ME THIS TIME! It’s…
- Episode Three Hundred Six: Halloween Horror Nights 2025 · 2 h 12 minLet’s start the year off in a new way, yeah? New Year, New Me - right? When I thought about reviewing Halloween Horror Nights all these years I had one constant thought - what if…
- Episode Three Hundred Five: Pen to Paper Part Six · 5 h 32 minEpisode Three Hundred Five: Pen to Paper Part Six by Captain Death
- Episode Three Hundred Four: Pen to Paper Part Five · 4 h 5 minIt was a simple premise… What if WE wrote our own stories? I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are?…
- Episode Three Hundred Three: Pen to Paper Part Four · 4 h 29 minIt was a simple premise… What if WE wrote our own stories? I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are?…
- Episode Three Hundred Two: Pen to Paper Part Three · 5 h 58 minIt was a simple premise… What if WE wrote our own stories? I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are?…
- Episode Three Hundred One: Pen to Paper Part Two · 4 h 50 minIt was a simple premise… What if WE wrote our own stories? I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are?…
- Episode Three Hundred: Pen to Paper Part One · 3 h 54 minIt was a simple premise… What if WE wrote our own stories? I mean, we talk so much shit all the time. What if we put our collective money where our proverbial mouthes are?…
- Episode Two Hundred Ninety-Nine: For the History Books · 3 h 40 minOn today’s solo episode we have a casual fan interaction and questionnaire to start things but then we get into the REAL REAL, and I’m talking R E A L with it. I don’t even want…
- Episode Two Hundred Ninety-Eight: An Ode to Danny · 1 h 58 minLook at us, Ramses. Here, again, reading submissions from our once-loyal fan Danny boy. And here we are, again, looking for Danny. It’s been a couple months since Halloween and…
- Episode Two Hundred Ninety-Seven: This Coat Rack Can't Hang Part Four · 2 h 48 minWhat’s better than the beginning of a story? The end of a story. That’s right. I got you. You didn’t see that coming. You couldn’t possibly see that coming. Maybe you did, it is…
- Episode Two Hundred Ninety-Six: Things That Goosebump in the Night 3 · 3 h 58 minWhat a fun time we have together, Mr. SkellyBones. Let this be a chronicle of our friendship even when I’m long gone, dead and buried. Well, hopefully cremated with my ashes…
- Episode Two Hundred Ninety-Five: This Coat Rack Can't Hang Part Three · 2 h 11 minWhat the heck is going on in here? I mean, we keep ending up back in this basement despite all the shit going on and there is A LOT of SHIT going on. Let’s just say that this…
- Episode Two Hundred Ninety-Four: Shidding & Farding & BUTCHERING · 1 h 45 minWell, this is surely a splendid evening with Mr. Heavyhands. We hold ourselves with the utmost decorum, and only the finest quality of conversation. You may say we’re gentlemen…
- Episode Two Hundred Ninety-Three: This Coat Rack Can't Hang Part Two · 2 h 25 minIt’s part two and it’s NOT an electric boogaloo, to say the least. It’s more like an exposition boogaloo and let’s just say that the buck doesn’t stop, there. This stories is…
- Episode Seventy-Three: The Dirty Boyz Club · 55 minWe got two newbies ready to have their Creepypasta virginities plucked from that tree of knowledge, so let's be sure to show 'em around, eh, Frowns? Today we read a bunch of TOST…
- Episode Sixty-One: The Fine Print · 54 minEpisode Sixty-One sees famously spontaneous guest Disco Dracula back for another episode. In this episode we talk for a little bit about IT(2017). We talk about True Blood and…
- Episode Eighty-Two: Ghosts In The Machine · 1 h 30 minTerry is back and the TICKLIN' has resumed. He's been off ticklin' the world with his words ever since episode forty-nine, but those months were spent becoming more POWERFUL THAN…
- Episode Eighty: From Best Friends To Pen Pals · 2 h 46 minFrowns is back, but this time, shit's real. Like, for real this time. Shit is real, for real. We're reading one of the most prolific, renowned nosleep stories of all time. This…
- Episode Seventy-Five: Time To Go To Beddy-Byes Part Two · 1 h 54 minGestalt is here to tuck us in --AGAIN. He's got some good bedside manner, or else, why would he be there? UNDER MY BED, WHISPERING UP AT ME. 4/20 Blaze-It release status. So, I…
- Episode Sixty-Two: OddKids And FunGuys · 1 h 23 minEpisode Sixty-Two has guest reader WhereAmI? back for his second outing and this one is ONE LONG STEP FOR MAN and an even more GIANT LEAP for our altered states. You'll…
- Episode Sixty: Wistfully Whistlin' Part Two · 1 h 47 minEpisode Sixty features guest Tenron Otrin back to finish what he started. Ruth and Bill have made it to Red Hill but things are not as they seem. Join us for some mind-blowing…
- Episode Seventy-Four: Wistfully Whistlin' Part Three · 1 h 49 minSurprise, motherfuckers. Tenron and I are back. It was brought to my attention, after Parts One and Two(Episodes 59 and 60) that there was a THIRD part to the Whistler story; but…
- Episode Seventy-Eight: Still Not Afraid Of Children Or Clowns · 1 h 54 minScutch MacGee is here to tell us all how afraid of everything he is; Again. But we're huge nerds, so the intro is full of nerd talk. Reading stories isn't TOP priority on Scutch…
- Episode Seventy-One: Prison Pals Pallin' Around · 1 h 35 minWHEREAMI? No, seriously, where are we? Prison?! AW FUCK. Well, this story is pretty fucking nuts. Hell in a Cell with a whole new meaning. The Captain and WhereAmI? conquer the…
- Episode Seventy-Six: The Colour Out Of Cannibal Siren · 1 h 25 minCannibal Siren is back for her third episode and this one is our first ONLINE recording! She's over in Philly and I'm over here in HELL, so it's hard to meet sometimes. Like her…
- Episode Sixty-Four: ExtraTERRORestrial I · 1 h 10 minEpisode sixty-four sees guest Cryin' Hawaiian back in the frame and more stoned than ever as we sit down to discuss... ALIENS. This is our first episode dedicated to those old…
- Episode Seventy-Two: Don't Touch Dad's Tapes · 2 h 1 minWhat's that Sir Boo Berry? You found these tapes in your parents' attic? What do you think is on them? Your miraculous conception? Let's check it out! Today we read a series…
- Episode Seventy-Nine: ExtraTERRORestrial II: Dad's Spaghetti · 1 h 39 minGnarly Charlie is back after FIFTY-NINE episodes away. What the fuck, dude. Anyways, we talk about some of our favorite conversation topics ever: ALIENS. This has no real…
- Episode Seventy-Seven: Around The World In 80 Minutes · 1 h 25 minDjango Phillips is here to travel the world with me like a depressed Owen Wilson. On this episode we cover random geographical based stories ranging from stupid-ass to confusing…
- Episode Sixty-Five: One More For The Road · 1 h 47 minEpisode sixty-five with returning guests Django Phillips and Strawberry Shortcake is super special to me, not just because we have awesome readers, but because this is the FINALE…
- Episode Sixty-Six: Be-El-Ze-Bubs · 1 h 18 minEpisode sixty-six sees the return of Space Cowboy on the horizon. Like the three kings to baby Jesus, he comes bringing gifts like Ouija Boards and DankerAlls. Only this baby…
- Episode Eighty-One: The South Pole Sucks · 1 h 19 minTenron Otrin is back, after a short respite to break from all the whistlers drama we had previously recorded(episodes 59, 60, and 74) which is seriously some of the best material…
