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Magnetar: We Own...Your Future

Magnetar: We Own...Your Future

by Shoestring TV

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DAY -128: NATUS

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magnetar
/ ˈmæɡnɪtɑː /

noun

• a type of neutron star that has a very intense magnetic field, over 1000 times greater than that of a pulsar.

Genre: Sci-Fi • Mystery • Dark Comedy • Audio Drama

In a future where memory can be rewritten and truth comes in encrypted fragments, Magnetar follows the agents, analysts, and outliers working for a shadowy organization known only as The Company.

Each episode peels back another layer of a vast, interlocking conspiracy involving artificial intelligence, cosmic phenomena, and the quiet terror of not knowing what’s real.

Part mystery, part satire, Magnetar mixes sharp wit with speculative science—where bureaucrats debate black holes, androids suffer from existential dread, and cosmic anomalies are just another line item on the mission log.

From the creators at Shoestring TV, Magnetar stars Eric Carlino as Agent Pot Roast and Michael Cunningham as Agent Beef Stew, along with an ensemble cast of misfits navigating surveillance, sanity, and the stars.

Episodes

  • DAY -128: NATUS · 46 min · Season 1 Episode 8Send us Fan Mail RECAP: On the last episode of Magnetar... Agent Pot Roast, Olivia and Roger encounter the mysterious and possibly cannibalistic "Echoes" of the Starfarer, a…
  • DAY 7: Subterranean States · 32 min · Season 1 Episode 7Send us Fan Mail Episode Summary: A "special day" at the Narwhal Station takes a jagged turn when a mysterious caller breaches the Company’s encrypted lines, proving that even…
  • MAGNETAR DAY 7 TRAILER - COMING MARCH 24, 2026 · 2 min · Season 1Send us Fan Mail MAGNETAR - DAY 7 - SUBTERRANEAN STATES SUMMARY: In the latest installment of Magnetar, a fragile birthday celebration at the Narwhal Station is shattered by a…
  • DAY 6: Echoes of the Starfarer · 56 min · Season 1 Episode 6Send us Fan Mail Synopsis: A ruthless Census interrogation cracks open the Company’s spotless façade—forcing Agent Beef Stew to explain missing “reports,” unexplained anomalies…
  • DAY 4: This Space Intentionally Left Blank · 25 min · Season 1 Episode 4Send us Fan Mail Episode Summary: Agent Pot Roast is summoned to the surface—an unusual and unsettling event in itself. But what awaits him is far worse: an official inquiry…
  • DAY 5: Chora Beach · 26 min · Season 1 Episode 5Send us Fan Mail Episode Summary: As punishment for his recent "cows incident," Agent Pot Roast is exiled to the desolate outpost of Chora Beach—a place that sounds serene but…
  • DAY 3: Fuzzy-Trace Theory · 30 min · Season 1 Episode 3Send us Fan Mail Shoestring TV presents - Magnetar – Day Three: "Fuzzy-Trace Theory" Genre: Sci-Fi Mystery • Dark Comedy • Futuristic Thriller In this mind-bending episode of…
  • DAY 2: Naturally Occurring Cows · 32 min · Season 1 Episode 2Send us Fan Mail Shoestring TV presents MAGNETAR – Day Two: "Naturally Occurring Cows" Agent Pot Roast recounts a recurring dream involving UFOs, little green men, and a surreal…
  • DAY 1: Field Mice & Jumping Spiders · 32 min · Season 1 Episode 1Send us Fan Mail Shoestring TV presents MAGNETAR – Day One: "Field Mice & Jumping Spiders" High above the clouds, where sunlight dares not reach, two men are stationed at…

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