Malt Couture
by DontDrinkBeer
ComedyE · Explicit
Latest episode
Batch 317: Malt Couture's Season 1 Finale
Batch 317: Malt Couture's Season 1 Finale
About this podcast
After 7 years of being anonymous, 1.5 million words written about beer, and preaching the gospel of Barleywine is Life, Don't Drink Beer's Alex Kidd gets into the deep, dark world of podcasting. Joining him are his co-hosts, comedy writers and performers Stephen Loh and Michael Gabriel. Together they explore the absurd underbelly of the craft beer world while also discussing movies, music, video games, pop culture, and their sad, basement dwelling lives.
Episodes
The newest 20 of 345 episodes
- Batch 317: Malt Couture's Season 1 Finale · 2 h 5 min · Episode 317After 317 episodes, Malt Couture wraps up season 1 as Alex and Stephen taste top-of-class brews from Andechs, Rodenbach, Chimay, and Straffe Hendrick in an old world, old money…
- Batch 316: New World, Old Styles · 2 h 23 min · Episode 316Three breweries make their Malt Couture debut as four old world beer styles clash in the Power Rankings. Beers from Sapwood Cellars Brewery, Noble Beast Brewing Co., CLAG Brewing…
- Batch 315: Upstate New York Showdown · 1 h 46 min · Episode 315No pizza jokes, no I'm-walkin'-heres, no big piles of trash on the sidewalks in this episode because Alex and Stephen are avoiding Manhattan and heading straight upstate for this…
- Batch 314: Keeping Together Battles The Barrel-Aged Robots · 2 h 11 min · Episode 314What happens in the Power Rankings when a 6% Barrel-Aged Ale from Keeping Together in collaboration with Hill Farmstead takes on the ABV heavy Barrel-Aged beers from The Veil and…
- Batch 313: California Classic Part II · 2 h 9 min · Episode 313There's a rumble in the Golden State as the second iteration of the California Classic sees rare gems from Lost Abbey, Alesmith Brewing Company, Russian River Brewing Company…
- Batch 312: New England Mosh Pit* · 1 h 58 min · Episode 312EVERYONE GET IN THE PIT! It's a New England throw down with beers from Treehouse Brewing, Trillium Brewing, Alchemist Brewing, and a homebrew from Massachusetts filled with…
- Batch 311: Stupid, Sexy White Diddly Whales · 1 h 43 min · Episode 311In one of the wildest Power Ranking throwdowns, a white whale from the year 2000 by De Dolle Brouwers finds itself up against barrel-aged barleywines from Brujos Brewing and…
- Batch 310: Bottles with Backstories · 1 h 39 min · Episode 310Alex won his first ever razzle in order to put this episode together when he sources a hazy DIPA from Threat Beer Company. A mysterious benefactor sells Alex a Stone Stonewall…
- Batch 309: Cool Aunts and Ice In Your Wine · 1 h 47 min · Episode 309We all had one. She'd buy you tickets to R-rated movies or go on pre-Thanksgiving dinner walks. She adds Coke and ice to her red wine and smokes slims. She's your cool aunt and…
- Batch 308: Geriatric Millennial Grifters · 2 h 3 min · Episode 308Alex tracks down another White Whale as Surly Darkness Batch 1 lands on the show and finds itself in the mix with Holy Mountain Brewing Company's Summoning Spell, Bissell…
- Batch 307: PRRRTing in the Wind · 2 h 21 min · Episode 307Returning to their old way of ranking beers, Alex's video game and Stephen's wrestling rating systems are back for this batch's motley lineup of beers. Bell's Brewery's Hopslam…
- Batch 306: The Top 5 Whiskeys of 2025 · 2 h 7 min · Episode 306Alex hunts down the best and most sought after whiskeys released in 2025! E.H. Taylor BTAC, Russell's Reserve 15 Year, Jack Daniel's Single Barrel Special Release Tanyard HIll…
- Batch 305: Barleywine is Life 7: The State of Barleywhales · 2 h 3 min · Episode 305Alex and Stephen start 2026 with a visit from Lord Maris for the seventh Barleywine is Life episode with four Barleywhales that have been lighting up the tradeboards on the…
- Batch 304: Good For The Goose, Good For The Gander · 1 h 52 min · Episode 304After braving the Black Friday crowds outside Binny's and pissing in bottles in now temperate weather, Alex and Stephen have sourced a horizontal of all six of Goose Island's…
- Batch 303: The State of Whales Today · 1 h 50 min · Episode 303Call us The Malty Boyz™. Some years ago--never mind how long precisely--having little or no malty bucks in our purse, and nothing particular to interest us on the shelves at…
- Batch 302: Sober Due Diligence · 1 h 47 min · Episode 302After a run of White Whales, Old Money, and lots of fresh hops, Alex and Stephen return to the NA space to Power Rank an XL line-up of beers (and a soda) that have popped up in…
- Batch 301: When Old is New · 1 h 50 min · Episode 301Alex looks into some old dogs learning new tricks as Brasserie Au Baron, Kern River Brewing Company, 3 Fonteinen, Brasserie Fantôme, and Yazoo Brewing Company break from…
- Batch 300: The Oldest Currency · 1 h 48 min · Episode 300Alex and Stephen celebrate 300 episodes by cracking open tried and true old money staples and one not so old money beer. Beers from Brasserie de Blaugies, Uerige Obergärige…
- Batch 299: Pacific Northwest Fresh Hopstravaganza · 1 h 59 min · Episode 299It's fresh hop season and Alex sources four of the best fresh hop beers from the heart of hop country: the Pacific Northwest. Beers from Fremont Brewing, Crux Fermentation…
- Batch 298: Oops! All White Whales · 1 h 43 min · Episode 298Alex busts out his trusty ticking harpoon and hunts down four beers off the White Whale list. Lost Abbey Veritas 006, Stone Brewing Vertical Epic 02.02.02 Encore, New Glarus R&D…
