My Momma Told Me
by Wave
They’re Taking Our Black Fighters (with Steelo Brim)
About this podcast
Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.
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Episodes
The newest 50 of 576 episodes
- They’re Taking Our Black Fighters (with Steelo Brim) · 1 h 37 minAre the greatest Black combat athletes being recruited to fight for the other side? Steelo Brim joins Langston and David to explain why so many of our best fighters now associate…
- Pop Girlies Are Being Held CAPTIVE! (with Sequoia Holmes) · 1 h 8 minIs the so-called Khia Asylum putting pop stars in protracted purgatory? Langston and David are joined by Sequoia Holmes to speculate about how the Illuminati might be keeping…
- Well-Done Steak Is a SCAM! (with Langston and David) · 1 h 17 minWere certain Black American idiosyncrasies actually planted by nefarious forces? Langston and David sit down in the new, permanent home of My Momma Told Me to answer listener…
- They’re STILL Experimenting on Black People (with Nina Parker) · 1 h 18 minIs the government using Black social media users to study human behavior? Langston and David are joined by journalist-presenter Nina Parker to discuss how modern tech could be…
- Egg Mucus is POISONING You (with Zainab Johnson) · 1 h 19 minWill eating the chalaza of an egg give you salmonella? Langston and David are joined by comedian-actress Zainab Johnson to question if we shouldn’t be eating the white film on…
- They’re Committing ‘Tism Fraud (with Langston and David) · 46 minHow many people are deceitfully claiming autism or ADHD to explain away bad behavior? Langston and David answer three listener voicemails, including one positing that…
- Bare-faced Men Can’t Be Trusted (with Langston and David) · 1 h 6 minDoes a man’s choice of facial hair expose his personality? Langston and David sit down to answer a handful of voicemails, including one about how men choose to adorn their faces…
- Little People Are Being Used For BBLs (with Denny Love) · 1 h 16 minAre people with dwarfism being harmed for the sake of advancing cosmetic surgeries? Langston and David are joined by actor-comedian Denny Love to discuss truly one of the…
- Alien News Is a Decoy (with Malcolm Barrett) · 1 h 18 minIs the government dangling confirmation of human contact with aliens to divert our attention from more pressing matters? Langston and David are joined by actor Malcolm Barrett to…
- White People Like to OWN Their Pets (with Langston and David) · 1 h 0 minIs there something deeper and darker behind the way some white folks relate with animals? Langston and David sit down to respond to listeners’ voicemails and emails, including…
- The Lettuce-Diarrhea Outbreak is a Psyop (with Orlando Jones) · 1 h 5 minWas the panic around lettuce-related explosive diarrhea fomented to make us turn on immigrant farmers? Langston and David are joined by actor/comedian Orlando Jones to answer…
- They WANT the World to Burn (with Mariah Smith) · 1 h 7 minAre they leading our species to extinction because we’re having too much fun? Langston and David sit down with the ageless Mariah Smith to discuss the end of the world as we know…
- Pokémon GO Is Data-Mining You (with Brian Robert Jones) · 1 h 36 minAre shady powers behind the once-viral mobile game Pokémon GO? Langston and David are joined by guitarist and former Pokémon GO player Brian Robert Jones to discuss the…
- What Does Leviathan Meat Taste Like? (with Kiry Shabazz) · 1 h 25 minHas the biblical serpent Leviathan risen? Langston and David are joined by comedian Kiry Shabazz to discuss the scenarios in which we can eat, or be eaten by, the mythical sea…
- We Love a...No-Necked Raccoon? (with Bresha Webb) · 1 h 11 minWhat does it say about America that we're obsessed with a deformed raccoon? Langston and David are joined by the brilliant actress Bresha Webb (Run the World, Marlon) to discuss…
- Are we already eating PEOPLE? (with Langston and David) · 1 h 12 minDo cannibals live amongst us? Could we be unwittingly partaking in such a horrifying act? Langston and David explore the possibility of human meat consumption in our present…
- My Momma Told Me LIVE in Los Angeles (with Deante’ Kyle & Big Ice Cup Kat, Maud Arnold) · 1 h 43 minOriginally performed and taped at The Mint in Los Angeles, California on June 24, 2026. 0:00 Intro (Langston’s pants) 8:15 Is Adrien Broner okay? 15:45 Guests: Deante’ Kyle…
- Neuralink Chips with the Dip (w/ Del Amo Manny) · 1 h 28 minHas Elon Musk succumbed to his own creation, the Neuralink? Langston and David sit down with comedian Del Amo Manny to explore how this terrifying technology has already…
- Old MacSilicon Had a Data Farm (w/ Will Miles) · 1 h 14 minAre social media trends just a thinly veiled strategy to collect data on us? Comedian and friend of the show Will Miles joins Langston and David to discuss that possibility, as…
- Fish Dreams and Nightmares (with Mandal) · 1 h 4 minDoes having a dream about a fish presage pregnancy? If so, for whom? Langston and David sit down with hilarious friend of the show Mandal to discuss the powers that our dreams…
- Coach Dr. Umar’s School of Black Excellence (with Langston and David) · 1 h 0 minCould Dr. Umar’s dream of establishing and operating an alternative school for black children actually come to life? Langston and David get together (in David's house!) to react…
- All R&B Singers Are Scumbags (the Last Episode...For Now.) · 56 min · Season 6 Episode 40We've got our tinfoil shower caps on, and we're answering your questions with the one and only Will Ferrell! Psyche. But it is our last episode with iHeart. Langston and David…
- The Interracial Agenda in Commercials (with Yassir & Isaiah Lester) · 1 h 15 min · Season 1Is there a mixed-race agenda in commercials? Langston and David chat with comedy sibling duo Yassir & Isaiah Lester (The Gutter) to discuss this conspiracy theory. They take a…
- Vegetables Don't Exist (with Langston and David) · 1 h 18 min · Season 6 Episode 42Bert and Ernie, ummm sorry, Langston and David get together to answer your voicemails. What happened to all the Black puppets, and how did puppets infiltrate the magic castle?!…
- Tyler Perry is the Devil!! (with Sydnee Washington) RERUN · 1 h 8 min · Season 1 Episode 340Is Tyler Perry REALLY the devil?! Langston and David sit down in studio with Sydnee Washington (Mess on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network) about this conspiracy theory…
- Robots are Evil (with Janelle James) · 1 h 11 min · Season 6 Episode 41Janelle James is here to get to the root of robot evil. Gentle with the speculum, we're getting to the truth of other big questions. Did cocaine condemn the crack addict? What do…
- Kids See Ghosts and Also Predators (with Kid Fury) (1) · 52 min · Season 1 Episode 234Are all child stars victims? Langston and David talk with Kid Fury (The Read) about this tragic conspiracy theory. They talk about the infamous sexual assault rumor that roamed…
- Does Brushing Your Teeth Make You Gay (with Bob the Drag Queen) · 1 h 22 min · Season 6 Episode 40Bob the Drag Queen makes his debut on the podcast and delivers an extra-large episode. Together, with Langston and David they ask the biggest questions: Who is the hottest person…
- New Year, New Black-Eyed Peas (with Monét X Change) RE-RELEASE · 1 h 7 min · Season 1 Episode 233Does eating black-eyed peas on New Year's Eve bring you good fortune? Langston and David welcome drag superstar Monét X Change (Winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars S4) to…
- Jesus is Magic (with Sam Jay + Keith Johnson) · 1 h 5 min · Season 6 Episode 39Comedian and host of the new Look Back At It podcast, Sam Jay, joins Langston and David with the co-host of her Onsite podcast, Keith Johnson, to figure out what kind of magic…
- Only Black People Are In the Illuminati (with Jemele Hill) RERELEASE · 1 h 25 min · Season 1 Episode 232Does the Illuminati only comprise Black celebrities? Langston and David sit down with sports journalist and podcaster extraordinaire Jemele Hill (Spolitics Podcast) as the three…
- Russian Bots are Tearing Apart Black America (with Kerry Coddett) · 1 h 25 min · Season 6 Episode 38We're busting a nut with Corn Nutz and writer, director, and actress Kerry Coddett (Flatbush Misdemeanors). Kerry brings us one of the best conspiracies we've heard in a long…
- Pfizer & John Legend Are Conspiring! (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) Re-Release · 52 min · Season 1 Episode 231What's up with John Legend being in all these Pfizer commercials? Langston and David answer a listener's email about them being in cahoots with Black churches. Who does this…
- Legal Weed is a Scam (with Luenell) · 1 h 20 min · Season 6 Episode 37The legendary icon of comedy and Savage X Fenty brand ambassador, Luenell, graces us with her presence. How much do we care about our white friends? Can you flip a mattress if…
- 45 Minutes of Not A Goddamn Thing Motherf_ckin Mini Episode (Re-Release) · 51 min · Season 1 Episode 230Langston and David go off on multiple tangents, but the one thing that seems to be the focus: who would win in a "troll-off": 50 Cent or Donald Trump? This leads to a…
- They Already Soft Launched Aliens (with Mel Mitchell) · 1 h 36 min · Season 6 Episode 36Comedian, Mel Mitchell, joins us to talk about aliens, but then gets very candid about her first cigarette, FAMU dorm life, and her pug-eating dog. Is Langston a victim of O'Shea…
- The Right Ear is the Gay Ear (with Vinny Thomas) RE-RELEASE · 1 h 2 min · Season 1 Episode 229If you get your right ear pierced, does that mean you're gay? Langston and David sit down with Vinny Thomas (Platonic on Apple TV) about this fashion conspiracy theory. Talks of…
- The Moon Landing was Fake (with Larry Wilmore) · 1 h 16 min · Season 6 Episode 35The legendary television creator, the mind behind The PJs and Insecure, Larry Wilmore, comes to us furious that anyone would believe the moon landing could be fake. He's asking…
- Mattress Firms Are Drug Fronts (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) · 1 h 2 min · Season 1 Episode 228Are Mattress Firm stores drug fronts? Langston and David record from IDK Studios in Denver to discuss this fan-submitted conspiracy theory. Who goes into these stores? Should we…
- Underwater Freaknick in ATL Atlantis (with Angel McCoughtry) · 1 h 11 min · Season 6 Episode 34WNBA All-Star, two-time Olympic gold medalist, and the 2009 first-round draft pick, Angel McCoughtry, brings a conspiracy we've been waiting to break down: Atlanta used to be…
- The DeBarge Effect (with Kevin Avery) RE-RELEASE · 1 h 2 min · Season 1 Episode 227Are light-skinned people good at R&B? Langston and David hit the studio with guest Kevin Avery (The Great North) and get to the bottom of this far-fetched and colorful conspiracy…
- Cloning Celebrities (with Nicole Byer) · 1 h 14 min · Season 6 Episode 33The Nicole Byer, actress, comedian, and all-star podcaster, brings the celebrity clone theory to the pod. Is Avril really Emma? Why did Hannibal Buress send that man down the red…
- The Mandela Effect Got Us! (with Garrick Bernard) RE-RELEASE · 60 min · Season 1 Episode 226Is the Mandela Effect real? Langston and David discuss with Garrick Bernard (Solar Opposites, Star Trek: Lower Decks) about this conspiracy theory that has driven everyone on…
- Old Men Give You Worms (with Langston and David) · 58 min · Season 6 Episode 32Y'all are getting a sneak peek of the magic that is our Patreon. Langston and David take three fan voice mails, and our drunk lil mommas never disappoint. Is big gay keeping…
- Tris N' Chips (with Tristen J. Winger) RE-RELEASE · 53 min · Season 1 Episode 225Does the flu shot have tracking chips? Langston and David sit down with Tristen J. Winger (So Help Me Todd) about this conspiracy theory, or should we say FACTS?! Software…
- There Are No Dinosaurs (with Kanisha Buss) · 1 h 5 min · Season 6 Episode 31Comedian Kanisha Buss does believe in dinosaurs or dino nuggets, but she does believe in dragons. Jurassic Park got it wrong! We're begging you to choose between love and a buzz…
- Certified Actor Boy: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE) · 31 min · Season 1 Episode 224Langston and David answer a listener’s email about Drake’s rap career being an actor endeavor. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and more to [email protected] HEY…
- The Epstein Files Ruined Conspiracy Theories (with Deante Kyle + Big Ice Cup Kat) · 1 h 28 min · Season 6 Episode 30Deante Kyle and Big Ice Cup Kat, hosts of the Grits and Eggs podcast, believe all conspiracies are true after the Epstein files. But that doesn't mean we're out of mysteries to…
- Hollow Earth (with Chinedu Unaka) RE-RELEASE · 1 h 15 min · Season 1 Episode 223Is the world fully or partially hollow? Langston and David hang out with returning guest, Chinedu Unaka (LOL Live! on Hulu, Abbott Elementary) about this rising TikTok conspiracy…
- Where is Obama Storing the Aliens? (with Courtney Bee) · 1 h 15 min · Season 6 Episode 29Comedian and host of the We Playin' Spades podcast brings a literal tin foil hat and a half dozen conspiracy theories. Does White Castle have a king? Where are we storing Obama's…







