About this podcast
Famous movies and tv shows rewritten by people who’ve NEVER seen them and then cast and read in studio. Grab your red vines and settle in for pop culture talk, ridiculous movie-themed-games and recurring segments with my Dad.
Episodes
The newest 50 of 402 episodes
- Quincy Yeoman Has Never Seen Breaking Bad · 1 h 10 minQuincy Yeoman has never seen* "Breaking Bad," but she rewrote it, and we read her script! Quincy brings a little bit of Breaking Bad culture knowledge to her script, including…
- Kyle Ayers Has Never Seen Peaky Blinders · 1 h 11 minKyle Ayers has never seen "Peaky Blinders" but he rewrote it, and we read his script! Our host jumps back into the writer's chair, penning what he figures an episode of "Peaky…
- Amy Miller Has Never Seen Obsession · 1 h 10 minAmy Miller returns! Her annual Halloweentime episode is upon us. Amy has never seen "Obsession" but she... well... ok here's the thing. What does Amy think "Obsession" probably…
- Spoooooky All Games Day! · 1 h 2 minSpooooooky All Games Day!! Kyle is joined by Sammy Mowrey, Tyler Jackson, Chris Mejia, and Bailey Norton to play some Never Seen It games! WARNING: This episode is absolutely…
- Matt O'Brien Has Never Seen The Thing · 1 h 11 minMatt O'Brien (AGT, Conan!) has never seen "The Thing" but he rewrote it and we read his script! We kick off Halloween-month with a rewrite of one of the most famous Horror /…
- Jason Salmon Has Never Seen E.R. · 55 minJason Salmon has never seen E.R., but he rewrote it and we read his script! Jason hasn't seen E.R. but he nails the character names we all know from the show. There's HEAD NURSE…
- Claire Woolner Has Never Seen Succession · 1 h 11 minClaire Woolner has never seen "Succession," but she rewrote it, and we read her script. She never saw much of the prestigious HBO show, but she... nailed the sibling dynamic? She…
- Ever Mainard Has Never Seen Avengers: Endgame · 1 h 11 minEver Mainard has never seen "Avengers: Endgame" but he rewrote it and we read his script! Ever, a Marvel fan, fell off the MCU wagon at some point. What did he think Endgame…
- Skyler Higley Has Never Seen City of God · 1 h 16 minSkyler Higley has never seen "City of God" but he rewrote it, and we read his script. He KNOWS it's on a lot of "Great Movie" lists, but that is ALL he knows. Enjoy Skyler's…
- Matt Braunger Has Never Seen Oppenheimer · 1 h 9 minMatt Braunger has never seen "Oppenheimer," but he rewrote it and we read his script! But mathe... obviously knows something... right? RIGHT?! Matt's script has everything you…
- Ashley Ray Has Never Seen The Graduate · 1 h 3 minAshley Ray has never seen "The Graduate" but she rewrote it. She KNOWS there's a graduate. She KNOWS there's a Simon & Garfunkel song. Does her script get anything else about…
- Charlie James Has Never Seen Braveheart · 59 minCharlie James has never seen Braveheart, but he rewrote it and we read his script! For SUCH a famous, iconic movie, Charlie truly knows little to nothing. Of course we have the…
- Jake Delaney Has Never Seen Fatal Attraction · 1 h 6 minJake Delaney has never seen "Fatal Attraction" but he rewrote it, and we read his script. There's Michael Douglas. There's Woman. There's Glen Close. There's dripping mascara…
- Nicole Parker Has Never Seen 127 Hours · 1 h 6 minNicole Parker (MadTV, The Neighborhood Listen) has never seen 127 Hours, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Sure, she's never seen the movie, but her script has it all. A…
- Griffin Kelly Has Never Seen Shawshank Redemption · 1 h 20 minGriffin Kelly has never seen "Shawshank Redemption" but she rewrote it, and we read her script. Sure, she's never seen the movie, but she basically knows everything. There's…
- Matt LeGrande Has Never Seen Green Book · 1 h 11 minMatt LeGrande has never seen "Green Book" but he rewrote it and we read his script! Matt's blind take on this 'Best Picture' winner has everything from the film itself. There's…
- Sally Ann Hall Has Never Seen A Few Good Men · 48 minSally Ann Hall has never seen "A Few Good Men" but she rewrote it, and we read her script! Enjoy her take on this courtroom classic she's never seen, including the JUDGE, the…
- Kyle Ayers Has Never Seen Seinfeld · 1 h 8 minKyle Ayers has never seen "Seinfeld" but he rewrote it, and we read his script. Kyle hops back into the writer's chair to give his take on what he figures an episode of…
- All Games Day - Kyle's Birthday Edition! · 1 h 16 minKyle decided to spend his birthday in studio, inviting four friends to partner off into two teams and get frustrated at Kyle over some Never Seen It games. An episode of…
- Brian C Brown Has Never Seen V For Vendetta · 1 h 11 minBrian C Brown (film and TV writer extraordinaire) has never seen "V For Vendetta" but he rewrote it and we read his script! Brian knows Alan Moore, and he knows that this movie…
- Dan Rath Has Never Seen Lawrence of Arabia · 1 h 13 minDan Rath (Australian wonder!) has never seen "Lawrence of Arabia" but he rewrote it, and we read his script. He knows SO LITTLE about this movie, that we had third-chair guest…
- Nicole Daniels Has Never Seen Twilight · 1 h 5 minNicole Daniels has never seen "Twilight" but she rewrote it, and we read her script! What does self-proclaimed "New to movies" film fan Nicole know about Twilight? There's misty…
- Matt Koff Has Never Seen Ted Lasso · 1 h 6 minMatt Koff (The Daily Show) has never seen "Ted Lasso" but he rewrote it, and we read his script. His script has Fred Lasso, There's Susan Lasso. All of the Lassos. Is there…
- Chandler Dean Has Never Seen The Royal Tenenbaums · 1 h 14 minChandler Dean (Abolish Everything!) has never seen "The Royal Tenenbaums, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Chandler has SOME Wes Anderson knowledge, but what does he…
- Diana Hong Has Never Seen The X Files · 1 h 17 minDiana Hong has never seen "The X Files" but she rewrote it, and we read her script! Diana's version of the X-Files has everyone you remember. There's (a) Mulder. There's…
- Maggie Winters Has Never Seen Grey's Anatomy · 1 h 11 minMaggie Winters has never seen "Grey's Anatomy," but she rewrote it, and we read her script! All of your favorite Grey's characters are there. Nurse Kathy. Nurse John. Dr. Bill…
- Sydney Kane Has Never Seen Inception · 1 h 14 minSydney Kane has never seen "Inception" but she rewrote it and we read her script! Sydney has no clue what "Inception" is, but she's preeeettttty sure there's a WOMP sound effect…
- Troy Walker Has Never Seen Paddington 2 · 1 h 14 minTroy Walker has never seen "Paddington 2" but he rewrote it, and we read his script! The whimsy is there. The British is there. Is there marmalade? Is there violence? What does…
- Charlie James Has Never Seen Whiplash · 1 h 15 minCharlie James has never seen "Whiplash" but he rewrote it and we read his script! Do we have a frontrunner for next year's Neverseenie for most accurate script? There's a…
- Taylor Owen and James Neal Have Never Seen Marty Supreme · 1 h 14 minTaylor Owen and James Neal have never seen "Marty Supreme" but they rewrote it and we read their script! The cohosts of "The Regular Update" take on this Oscar nominated movie…
- Mark Vigeant Has Never Seen Cars · 1 h 23 minMark Vigeant has never seen "Cars," but he rewrote it and we read his script! Does he nail the details of this mammoth Pixar franchise? Mark is pretty sure he knows the…
- Bri Giger Has Never Seen Harry Potter · 1 h 4 minBri Giger has never seen "Harry Potter" but she rewrote it and we read her script! Harry Potter, and, well, all that comes along with it. Bri's script has all of the stuff you…
- Johnno Wilson Has Never Seen Dirty Dancing · 1 h 6 minJohnno Wilson has never seen "Dirty Dancing" but he rewrote it, and we read his script! So there's dancing. It's the 80s. There's Kenny Loggins and Buick LeSabres. Does Johnno…
- Jenny Zigrino Has Never Seen Weapons · 1 h 0 minJenny Zigrino has never seen "Weapons" but she rewrote it, and we read her script! Does she nail this massive horror hit? She knows there's.... weapons? Plus! Jenny tells us…
- Sam Wiles Has Never Seen Annie Hall · 56 minSam Wiles has never seen "Annie Hall," but he rewrote it and we read his script! Since this is a film with no baggage that has aged extremely well, is there anything that Sam can…
- Chloe Radcliffe Has Never Seen The Truman Show · 1 h 8 minChloe Radcliffe has never seen "The Truman Show" but she rewrote it, and we read her script. Does she nail the Jim Carrey classic, despite never watching it? The reality show…
- Charlie Berens Has Never Seen Silence of the Lambs · 1 h 4 minCharlie Berens has never seen "Silence of the Lambs" but he rewrote it, and we read his script! Does Charlie nail the all-time setting, tone, Oscar-worthy performances from this…
- Katy Fishell Has Never Seen Breakfast at Tiffany's · 1 h 8 minKaty Fishell (comedian, writer, artist) has never seen "Breakfast at Tiffany's" but she rewrote it and we read her script! Does she nail this Audrey Hepburn classic? The movie…
- John Milhiser Has Never Seen The English Patient · 56 minJohn Milhiser has never seen "The English Patient" but he rewrote it and we read his script! And WHAT a script to kick off 2026 with. SNL Alum John Milhiser sets the bar high for…
- EJ Marcus Has Never Seen Downton Abbey · 1 h 20 minEJ Marcus has never seen "Downton Abbey" but he rewrote what he thinks an episode might be, and we read his script! The accent work: perfect. The setting: ideal. The British…
- Cam Gavinski Has Never Seen 2001: A Space Odyssey · 1 h 22 minCam Gavinski has never seen 2001: A Space Odyssey, but he rewrote it and we read his script! Enjoy Cam's take on one of the quintessential sci-fi movies of all-time, which he has…
- All Games Day! December 2025 · 1 h 15 minKicking off December with an All Games Episode here! Kyle is joined by Sammy Mowrey, Daniel Shar, Bailey Norton, and Joe McAdam. The four folks partner off into teams to compete…
- Max Silvestri Has Never Seen Wicked · 1 h 23 minMax Silvestri has never seen "Wicked" but he rewrote it, and we read his script! Does Max succeed in figuring out what this massive musical prequel is probably about? Max…
- Courtney Michelle Has Never Seen Snatch · 1 h 22 minCourtney Michelle has never seen "Snatch" but she rewrote it, and we read her script! I know I've said this before, but is this the most accurate take anyone has ever had on this…
- Will Pepper Has Never Seen Goodfellas · 1 h 9 minWill Pepper has never seen "Goodfellas" but he rewrote it and we read his script! Will is pretty sure "Goodfellas" has something to do with a rivalry at an arcade. It he close?…
- Fumi Abe Has Never Seen A Nightmare On Elm Street · 1 h 17 minFumi Abe has never seen Nightmare On Elm Street, but he rewrote it! He was pretty sure it was called... Freddy K? Does Fumi nail the tone of the classic horror film? Plus, Fumi…
- Amy Miller Has Never Seen Megan · 1 h 15 minAmy Miller returns! Amy has never seen Megan, but she rewrote it, and we read her script. Enjoy our annual Amy-Miller-Halloween-Episode, complete with her Megan script, and a lot…
- Jono Zalay Has Never Seen Rocky Horror Picture Show · 1 h 13 minJono Zalay Has Never Seen "Rocky Horror Picture Show," but he rewrote it and we read his script! The depth with which he nails some of the specifics he knew nothing about is…
- All Games Day! October 2025 · 1 h 7 minAll Games Day returns! An episode of Before & Afters, Build the Perfect Movie, Character Card Head, and more! Kyle is joined by Matt O'Brien, Nick Vatterott, and Todd Sklar, to…
- Karen Chee Has Never Seen Sex and the City · 1 h 5 minKaren Chee has never seen Sex and the City, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Emmy & WGA award-nominated comedian and writer Karen Chee takes everything she's ever…
