Not My Patient
by Florence, Jay and The G
ComedyE · Explicit
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S5 Ep3 Tampons or coconut husks
S5 Ep3 Tampons or coconut husks
About this podcast
Not My Patient is a raw, funny and sometimes shocking look into the world of three long serving Registered Nurses. Stories from the front lines of the public health system that give the listener a true insight into what it means to be a Nurse.
Episodes
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- S5 Ep3 Tampons or coconut husks · 37 min · Season 5 Episode 3The band is finally back together! Flo, Jay and The G go at it like they've never been apart! The trio chat about all things 'island'. Tampons or coconut husks? You can decide.
- S5 Ep2 Cumming in the air · 41 min · Season 5 Episode 2Jay and The G having a yarn about random stuff including air humping, facial hair, crying and aging badly. Counting down the days until Flo's back on the mainland.
- S5 Ep1 Life · 35 min · Season 5 Episode 1Well it's been a while folks. Flo's absent, still wigging out on an island. Jay nearly died from the man flu and The G is mid divorce. What better way to kick off season 5. Jay…
- S4 Ep10 Island Life · 38 min · Season 4 Episode 10Today the trio round off season 4 by having a chat with Flo, our favourite refugee. She's marooned by the sound of it! Flo sounds a little far away, because she is!
- S4 Ep 9 and a bit. Jay solocast · 16 min · Season 4 Episode 9000Jay's feeling lonely and has decided to jump on his soapbox! A sweet little solocast for your listening pleasure!
- S4 Ep8 Jay and The G · 34 min · Season 4 Episode 8Stumbled across an old episode that we've never released.....woop woop! Jay and the G chat about vasectomies, and we head off track as usual.
- S4 Ep7 Kristmas · 39 min · Season 4 Episode 7It's been a while! Today we catch up with Flo long distance, and Jay and The G continue to woffle on about Christmas and life in general. Thanks for the love listeners and we…
- S4 Ep6 Salmon · 34 min · Season 4 Episode 6A freelance ep, not a nursing story in sight! You will, however, learn alot about salmon....? Please check out our mates sophiejoys.com.au Flick us an email at…
- S4 Ep5 What's in your pocket? · 32 min · Season 4 Episode 5Today we are chatting about the things we find in our pockets after a busy shift. Well, we try to stay on track, but you all know where it ends up ! Please check out…
- S4 Ep4 Old Men Vs Old Women · 39 min · Season 4 Episode 4G'day listeners! Today, the trio are discussing which is worse.......Old men or old women? Aging can be a shitty process, but is one gender more gross than the other? Check out…
- S4 Ep3 Superstition · 36 min · Season 4 Episode 3Hey listeners! The gang is on a roll. In this episode the trio explore the concept of 'superstition'. Is it real or just alot of bullshit. Big loves to our sponser…
- S4 Ep2 Tools of the trade · 33 min · Season 4 Episode 2Today the trio chat about the types of tools that would be useful to the nurse to perform everyday tasks. The term "useful" is debatable. Please check out sophiejoys.com.au for…
- S4 Ep1 Words don't come easy · 40 min · Season 4 Episode 1The trio are back with a ripper episode to start off season 4. We are chatting about gross words today and actually, alot of other generally gross stuff as usual! BIG shout out…
- S3 Ep10 Cereal Killers · 37 min · Season 3 Episode 10The trio are back for our final episode of season 3. Today we discuss nurses as serial killers, or should we aptly refer to them as 'cereal killers?' Let's face it, many nurses…
- S3 Ep9 Oh Sandy Baby.... · 39 min · Season 3 Episode 9In this episode the G has a chat with her legendary old nursing mate, Sandy. Flo and Jay are no where to be seen. Sandy received a special gift from sophiejoys.com.au and she was…
- S3 Ep8 Empathy or not........ · 37 min · Season 3 Episode 8Flo and Jay attempt to have a chat about empathy, whilst The G is off getting her toenails 'clipped'. Flo creates a new word "Gillivante". We are currently in consultation with…
- S3 Ep7 Free Balling · 37 min · Season 3 Episode 7We are freelancing today, not a topic in sight! We just decided to have a chat about nothing in particular! Please check out our legendary sponsers: sophiejoys.com.au You can…
- S3 Ep6 The shoe is on the other foot · 38 min · Season 3 Episode 6Today we attempted to chat about how as nurses, we feel when we become patients. We strayed off topic as usual! Youll find us @ [email protected] Also, do yourself a…
- S3 Ep 5 Express Yourself · 36 min · Season 3 Episode 5Today we welcome our first guest! Commonly known as Shit Tits! You'll find out why soon enough! The G is absent, someting about a neck tattoo. We also welcome our sponser for…
- S3 Ep4 Mash Up · 14 min · Season 3 Episode 4Just a little sneaky episode for your listening pleasure. A mash up of some bits from season two. Also we shout out to our mate Barry today, who we've all come to love.







