About this podcast
Taylor (she/her) an avid smut reader, and Don (they/them) a terrified newbie, dive deep into the delicate folds of the world of unhinged erotica.
Episodes
The newest 20 of 30 episodes
- Ep30 So You Think You Can Smut Vol. 2 · 34 min · Season 2 Episode 5We're back baby and this week we're diving tits first into the twisted terrifying mind of our beloved puppet host, Don. Our "So You Think You Can Smut" extravaganza spirals into…
- Ep29 So You Think You Can Smut Vol. 1 · 38 min · Season 2 Episode 4If you can't beat 'em off, join 'em! This is So You Think You Can Smut! Using random words, tropes, themes, and challenges, we each wrote our very own spicy stories! First up…
- Ep 28 Dealer's Choice #6 · 32 min · Season 2 Episode 3Dealer's Choice has returned from the corn field and we finally found the secret seventh way to get it 'til Sunday! Taylor and Don are exploring how country girls make do and…
- Ep27 Keep A Pair of Chinos On It · 26 min · Season 2 Episode 2It's a Halloweenie miracle! Or perhaps a horror show? Taylor and Don finally mange to accidentally pick the same book!! But have no fear! We're spitting at the HOA and rubbing…
- Ep26 Back on the Hog · 50 min · Season 2 Episode 1Oh boy! Don't look too closely at that club and make sure you've tied those bells down because we're starting season two with a delicious assortment of Themes! We've each…
- Ep25 Name Ten Songs That Cows Wrote · 41 min · Season 1 Episode 25It's the season one finale of Now That's Smut I'm Talking About and we've got our shiniest spurs on. And nothing else. ;) First, Taylor moseys on down to horny cowboy town with…
- Ep24 Dealer's Choice #6 · 47 min · Season 1 Episode 24We're so back and we're so traumatized by the feral fantasies that we chose for each other this week! First, we're stuffed, tied up, and wondering what the deal with Kyle is when…
- Ep23 Open Up, Here Comes the Airplane · 41 min · Season 1 Episode 23Smut's in your pants? This week we're weighing the pro's and con's of punching your own dick while exploring the wide and expansive world of fantasy genitalia. First, Taylor…
- Ep22 There's No OSHA Here, Baby · 34 min · Season 1 Episode 22Life is Sweeter Than Candy and this week we're overly caffeinated and trying not to think about what's in the whipped cream. Don gets things cooking with author J. De Saint's…
- Ep21 A Bit of a Conga Line Situation · 38 min · Season 1 Episode 21Happy Pride! This week We're Here, We're Queer, and We're Horny. Be careful not to glue your boobs to the table when Taylor starts us off with Emma Elizabeth's sweet and sapphic…
- Ep20 Dealer's Choice #5 · 41 min · Season 1 Episode 20This week we're sliding on sheets and considering the tensile strength of your average hat, because it's once again time for Dealer's Choice. First, Don gets a green thumb with…
- Ep19 Fifty Shades, Fifteen Years · 1 h 8 min · Season 1 Episode 19Taylor and Don are here to rectify your situation, because it's been 15 years since the international smash hit "50 Shades of Grey" by E.L. James taught a bunch of horny moms…
- Ep18 The One That Broke Us Both · 34 min · Season 1 Episode 18Computer? I hardly know her! We don't know what this company does but oh boy are we surrounded by horny technology! First, Taylor returns to the fascinating mind of Leonard…
- Ep17 Austin Powers to the People · 41 min · Season 1 Episode 17We've written ourselves into your ears this week with 'Freakier than Fan-Fiction!' Don delivers a research and rant-driven dive into the history and fascinating current of…
- Ep16 Dealer's Choice #4 · 32 min · Season 1 Episode 16It's time for Dealer's Choice again, and we're sucking on chocolate eggs and asking the age old question, 'If a pair of pants wore pants, how would they wear the pants?' First…
- Ep15 That's Totally What Trains Do · 44 min · Season 1 Episode 15All aboard, and buckle up! This week we're talking "planes, trains, and automobiles" and we've got two books HOT off the presses! Taylor gets the engine steaming with Railed: A…
- Ep14 A Gentleman and a Paperclip · 36 min · Season 1 Episode 14Looks like you're looking for the worst rated smut ever, can we assist you with that? We've wandered into "1 star, would not recommend" territory! Don gets the totally chill and…
- Ep13 Oiled Up, Speedo-ed, Recently Manscaped · 49 min · Season 1 Episode 13Prepare for the robo-pocalypse and don't forget what your toaster is made of, because this week Taylor and Don are finding horny objects "Around the House." Taylor starts off by…
- Ep12 Dealer's Choice #3 · 34 min · Season 1 Episode 12Hop onboard! It's Dealer's Choice again and we're tooting out some cocaine jazz on our way down this yeasty river. First, Don learns to give back with Thea Masen's, Stiff: An…
- Ep11 Don't Be Mean to Daddy · 28 min · Season 1 Episode 11Got Milk? We sure do this week! First, Taylor takes on alternative employment with Jocelyn Sinrose's, Private Hucow: Filled and Fertile. Then Don gets surprisingly cozy with 24…
